Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialMiss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 06/02/2024Little known fact: Gin was invented when a vat of vodka was possessed by a small Victorian ghost 47630
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialDigitalGypsie @digitalgypsie.bsky.social · 03/02/2024Somedays you gotta live with the rain. #clouds 57213
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 03/02/2024I am the feature presentation sit down & get comfortable it’s gonna get weird 37045
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialFishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 03/02/2024cats are essentially couch gargoyles 261439144
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialNeil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 04/02/2024Chris Priest is dead. We've known each other since 1984. He was a famous author and I was a 23 year old nobody and he sat next to me in a pub and chatted and was lovely. He wrote some amazing books. www.ninaallan.co.uk?p=6855ninaallan.co.ukChristopher Priest 1943 – 2024 – The Spider's House 461100110
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/02/2024Found a $10,000 winning scratch ticket in the Costco parking lot and now I can retire when I’m 813 years old. 16323
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 04/02/2024No definition changes more as you get older than that of the word "party" 418569
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/02/2024i feel like my big challenge as a guy who takes photos these days is to figure out how to capture a mundane environment in ways that are interesting to me jamellebouie.net/blog/2024/2/...jamellebouie.netdowntown d.c. — Jamelle Bouie 1223714
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialEnnui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 03/02/2024I need the cha-ching sound effect of a cash register bell every time I buy anything online so I remember I am spending real money 1539791
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.social𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 04/02/2024“I find your lack of faith…accurate.” - Darth Vader, intergalactic atheist 16424
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 03/02/2024Sorry if I missed any important discourse I was in the sky flying this 🛩️ 3585517
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialInspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 03/02/2024"You're so chill" thank you I have completely given up 429062
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialCain-WTF.bsky.social @cain-wtf.bsky.social · 03/02/2024I feel a DJ set coming on... Does anyone have anything for that? www.mixcloud.com/cain/uploads/mixcloud.comMixcloud 001
Cain-WTF.bsky.social @cain-wtf.bsky.social · 03/02/2024I feel a DJ set coming on... Does anyone have anything for that? www.mixcloud.com/cain/uploads/mixcloud.comMixcloud 001
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialShawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 03/02/2024I have had PANCAKES they had BANANAS in them also there was COFFEE I don't know why I'm YELLING but my mood is GOOD 2152
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialPoppycock🌸 @sugarandsage.bsky.social · 03/02/2024I’m just a MILF in search of my mother fucker 48229
Cain-WTF.bsky.social @cain-wtf.bsky.social · 03/02/2024I feel a DJ set coming on... Does anyone have anything for that?mixcloud.comMixcloud 000
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialsmashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 03/02/2024smoked a lot of weed and now i have way too many projects going at once 0162
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/02/2024PSA: your interpersonal grievances are not societal problems!! Mine are tho 8804111
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialLaura Radniecki @lauraradniecki.bsky.social · 03/02/2024Ok, how do we work this thing? 4112
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/02/2024When I go grocery shopping, the first thing I do is wheel my cart behind a big guy or woman and ride in their slipstream until checkout then I pass their asses hellyeah 35221
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 03/02/2024Performing a striptease to Say It Ain't So 12010
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialLady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social · 03/02/2024The Internet has made everyone more stupid. 7349
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/02/2024TFW your Wikipedia literally lists your job as “runs a propaganda outlet” 14655153
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialUncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 03/02/2024Abs on a skinny guy is like crying in the shower - doesn't count 22913
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/12/2023It might be psychically and emotionally satisfying to tell a story in which the public is progressive and the system is responsive and the only obstacle are duplicitous and corrupt Democrats. But this is a false story that will only lead people away from the hard work of political change. 1052098
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/12/2023Oh Fuck OFF 6265582
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 03/02/2024If Biden and Trump both die before the election we should try four years without a president just to see if we like it. I bet we would! 381128163
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialskeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 03/02/2024me after one hike: i’m going to FUCK mother nature i am ALIVE 06610
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialrahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 03/02/2024I have to say, the "woke up hung over and married in Vegas" trope cracks me up. I HAVE BEEN THE OFFICIANT AT A WEDDING IN VEGAS, do you have ANY idea how hard they try to prevent drunk mistakes? (For one, there's a mandatory 24 hour waiting period on Clark County marriage licenses!) 1017617
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialBecca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 02/02/2024Timberlake should be apologizing to the general public for that late 90s ramen hair 22512
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.social@brianmkhize @brianmkhize.bsky.social · 02/02/2024What l love about the future . It has not happened . No need to stress or overthink about it . 1142
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialAshley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 02/02/2024Go the fuck to sleep, I scream at myself 34915
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/02/2024It’s February 2nd and I just killed a mosquito so I don’t think it matters what that hairy little pig predicts 16018
Cain-WTF.bsky.social @cain-wtf.bsky.social · 02/02/2024Nobody earns a billion dollars You got to exploit a lot of people to get there . 010
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialWilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 01/02/2024It's sad to see so many people giving up on life in their 20s. Honestly, save some despair for your 40s when things get really bad. 210829
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 01/02/2024It's a confusing time. I don't even know who my real imaginary friends are anymore. 317182
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/02/2024Yeah buddy I see your powerpoint what I don't see is your actual point 1470390
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/02/2024911: what is your emergency Humpty Dumpty: help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up 911: hang on sir we’re sending horses and men Humpty Dumpty: what no i need an ambulance 911: horses and men sir 18819
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 01/02/2024They’re Ben Gaying your ass on SootheSky. 12314
Reposted by Cain-WTF.bsky.socialchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 01/02/2024I refuse to acknowledge what I look like from the forehead down at this point. 24925