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smashley

@ashleyann.bsky.social
8.1K followers 755 following 9.5K posts

not good at most things chicago edition she/her

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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it’s baseball
the cubs in the dugout, you can see pete and seiya and the rest of the guys
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
empty flight, free wifi, can’t lose
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
me when i
smash in a bathroom, non flamingo. i’m wearing a grey crop top tank with blue shorts and light blue glasses
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
right outfit; wrong bathroom
smash in a tan bathroom wearing a black and red floral print dress and a red orange and green lei around her neck
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Your ‘good morning’ subscription has expired.
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
working the front desk on a friday night ama
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
my face hurts
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
milkshook
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
success :)
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
chat, i’m getting a wisdom tooth extracted tomorrow and i don’t want to :(
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
three drink girlfriend
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
hi
smash in the flamingo bathroom. i’m wearing a chicago cubs crop top with a teddy bear on it, denim shirt, a white and blue striped button up, and a cubs hat
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
strawberry matcha, i love you
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
morning prayer
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
6-7 7-eleven 9/11 amen
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lmao received mere moments after posting this
costar notification: your day at a glance 
the loneliness with subside.
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
hello i need friends
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
oh look who it is
smash in the flamingo bathroom. i’m wearing a brown mini dress under a red and white striped button down. the mirror is so dirty
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i love my personal chauffeur* *empty bus
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the rain has stopped but the smoke from fireworks is thick
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
what a beautiful night to have tickets to a cubs baseball game lmao help
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
happy 250 jackie chan
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
i know my calculus it says u + me = us
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
i’ve cried multiple times watching the artemis livestream today. truly inspiring
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
three weeks free!
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i also haven’t had coffee in ten days which is temporary due to a reflux flare… but god damn i am powerful
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
it’s been two years since i’ve had a cigarette and ten days since i’ve had a nicotine vape
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
three days with no nicotine let’s gooo
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
good morning i am sick morning
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
iconic
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
HOOOOONK honk honk HONK
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
just used my new potato ricer for the first time and i’m in love
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
return of the two drink girlfriend
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
the rhythm and the pulse of the city
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
sorry hate to be that person but instead of exchanging 2025 for 2026 could i actually just get a refund?
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
year new
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
and that’s a wrap on work
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
on this eve of the new year i bid thee good morning
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
what’s the one kitchen device or tool you couldn’t live without?
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
gloom morning
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
merry morning
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
touching up paint in the salon on christmas eve because this is really one of the only times i can have the space all to myself
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
who up trying to be someone’s muse
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
good christmas eve morning
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
everyone had big last day of school energy at the salon today
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
on repeat
music.apple.com
Unarchiver by Blood Cultures on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 4:55
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
is that a cosmic control rod in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
boots and cats and boots and cats boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
oops all tired
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
jfc we really do live in hell
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