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Becca

@shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social

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Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 13/06/2024

I will hike up this sand dune for one White Claw and a hot dog

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 12/06/2024

good afternoon

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 07/06/2024

my dad let me watch his Dirty Dancing VHS from Columbia House three times before he finally said, "I don't think this is a movie for kids."

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 07/06/2024

It's just the worst case scenario lullaby

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 07/06/2024

Singing along to Feelin' Alright Or making it by under pink moonlight

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

coming over to clog up all your toilets

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

the only shorts available for middle aged women look like pantaloons

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

this was unexpected

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 31/05/2024

joined Bluesky to remind you of Jodie Foster films you forgot existed

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 31/05/2024

I want the confidence of people who film tiktoks in public

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 31/05/2024

my cousin Charlene wants to know if you're single

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 29/05/2024

I made some fish tacos today but they just ignored them and swam away

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

it all starts with timing

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

fuck yeah

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

🎶if you like pina coladas and getting punched in the face 🎶

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

mentally I'm at a Chi Chi's enjoying a chicken chajita

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

attempting to thread a needle for the past hour and a half

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

making a skirt for under my kitchen sink because thug life

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 26/05/2024

if you don't want to watch High Tension and throw bologna at each other stop reposting me

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 26/05/2024

they're opening up the harbor in Baltimore for swimming if anyone is interested in growing a third eye

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 26/05/2024

did I ever tell you about the time I was 14 and a june bug got sucked into my ear while I was riding down the road in my mom's Geo Metro? yes, it's still there thanks for asking

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 26/05/2024

Please sir, my oils. They're essential.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 26/05/2024

this is a private skeet, please do not read

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 26/05/2024

had a dream about Mothman and it wasn't even sexual what gives

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 26/05/2024

if you're not terrified of birds you should be

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 26/05/2024

in 2004 I rented Supersize Me from Blockbuster Video and then immediately went to McDonald's for a fruit and yogurt parfait

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 26/05/2024

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 23/05/2024

Remember when you were a kid, and thought your mental illness meant you had special thoughts, so you were the chosen one, but later on you learned you just had an anxiety disorder?

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 23/05/2024

If the pro wrestlers aren't wearing speedos I'm not as interested.

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 23/05/2024

Ok I followed back. when do we mate?

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 22/05/2024

"So what's Bluesky like?" Well, instead of people with confederate flags yelling at you there are people with rainbow flags yelling at you.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 22/05/2024

You are free to interpret jokes whichever way is most upsetting to you.

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 21/05/2024

ants in your vagina?

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 21/05/2024

excuse me.. boric acid?

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 21/05/2024

love summer hate bugs

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 21/05/2024

my happy place

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 19/05/2024

Got my weenie whistle can't nobody tell me nothin

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 18/05/2024

the dudes who harassed me in junior high for my looks are the adult men with the ugliest wives

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18/05/2024

Honey, I Shrunk The Weed Stash

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 17/05/2024

"do you have any plans for the weekend?" me:

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 17/05/2024

I am once again finding myself mad at a judicial body

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PeculiarAmelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 17/05/2024

I love working in teams as long as they are not filled with a pack of dickheads

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 17/05/2024

Cute girls age better than hot girls stay alert

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 11/05/2024

you can purchase a large bouquet of flowers for $15.97 at Walmart and create two arrangements out of it. Follow for more Mother's Day hacks

Becca @shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social · 08/05/2024

you don't have to be a possum to join my gang but it helps