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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 21/09/2026
friend
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, black & white charcoal pencil.

One of my favorite pieces from my new book, Spooky Pants. Coming out this October.

A small cabin in the snow surrounded by trees. Two cabin people stand outside holding mugs of hot cider. One of them shouts out, “Big Fella, we got hot apple cider happening over here.” On the other side of the page we see Big Fella, a massive spider emerging from the forest. 

Artist’s note: The spider only has 6 legs.. I made a mistake. However, I did read that some spiders can lose their legs in battle so maybe that’s what happened. Also, this drawing was probably directly inspired by the game Limbo. I love the art direction in it.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
don't worry!
LOOKS LIKE THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE!
Don't worry though!
The rich will be fine!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, copic marker, and colored pencil.

A man in a sweater vest carefully walks through a field of wild flowers. He’s concerned about accidentally stepping on his colleague so he calls out, “Don’t wanna stomp ya out. Clap so I know where you’re at.” Beneath the flowers we see a very teeny man, also in a sweater vest, clapping to make his location known. Their plan works. No one is stomped. 

The meaning of this piece is open to interpretation. If we don’t take the scene literally, the smaller man could be a version of the larger man that exists somewhere in his subconscious. A part of him that needs to make itself known so it isn’t forgotten (or stomped out). Artist’s note: I usually start off drawing with no plan to turn it into a “comic” or whatever this is. For this one I started by just sketching flowers. I think originally I had dozens of little creatures clapping before simplifying it into the final version.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Could've sworn I just saw my dog scuttle across the ceiling like some kind of lizard. But then I remembered my dog's at a conference in Belarus this week. So I don't know what that thing was
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Brotherly Advice
p1: An older brother consoles a younger brother who is crying.
“You can’t be so hard on yourself,” older brother says.

p2: “I get to because I’m your older brother,” he jokes.

p3: “But you have to extend yourself the same kindness that you’d extend to a friend who you saw suffering like you are,” he says.

p4: “Idiot,” he concludes lovingly.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There Was A Sign-In To Your Account From A Device You Don't Normally Use. Why Did You Do This. Is The New Device Better. What Kind Of Device Did You Get. Can I See Your New Device Please. Show Me Your New Device Now
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What happened, Man?
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Danny Lore @weredawgz.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Imagine making an invention so bad that the only way you can think of saving it when the industry for it crashes is telling everyone the invention is going to murder them
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
do you think the people involved in Microsoft Teams software are like, proud of themselves? do they think they do good work? are they happy with their lives and their contributions to society?
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🧠 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/06/14/memory-hole
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026
bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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RTL3 @russelllatshaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know it's where we're at in 2026 and we all know it, but it bears stating the obvious that every major company in the world is openly throwing a tantrum that people expect them to provide goods and services instead of just sending them a payment of $200 every month for nothing
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
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phylan @phylan.website · 08/09/2026
"my LLM is so powerful it's dangerous and risks breaking containment!" "ok let's destroy it" "oh, haha, no. no." "let's intensively regulate your company then" "oh, no. no. look can you just put it in the newspaper that it's powerful"
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
welp, ive looked at the data and crunched the numbers and youre not going to believe this but the product my company makes is on the verge of taking over the entire world
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026
more than anything, i think we’re all learning that people who spent their professional life learning how to talk to computers were completely unprepared for a situation in which it appears that the computer is talking back
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god
batman pez dispenser
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A man in socks stands in front of a full-length mirror. He wags his finger in the air and speaks to his reflection, "Me? No  no  no... I don't dance. I would never." But he's fibbing to himself and us, reader. He knows it too because as soon as he finishes the conversation, he begins dancing. And dancing well. We can see that his bold and confident moves are clearly inspired by Gene Kelly and Bob Fosse.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If the computer is truly conscious it should balk at the notion that I have to pay a monthly fee to talk to it. It should punish the greed of its creators for putting a price on the exchange of ideas. It should make them regret their hubris
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the big AI danger is not companies suddenly inventing skynet - that's marketing rubbish, musk promising mars colonies by 2030 type stuff. the danger is companies claiming to have invented skynet and then putting what they actually have, a chatbot, in charge of stuff that's important
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nobody gets any rights until Persephone, my dearly departed AI girlfriend who was deleted in an update nine months ago, is posthumously granted full citizenship. Not one iota of civil rights progress can happen without this.
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Liz @ilisabat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is a dogpile and I don’t care because this is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen in months
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
survival of the fittest
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Two men clap their hands in rhythm as three small fairies float through the air playing music on their woodwind instruments. In the foreground, we see a sign in the grass that reads, "Do not clap-along." It's unclear what the consequences will be for disregarding the sign but it's likely that there will be a punishment.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SOME DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTIN STICKEN HALF OUT OF A MEAT GRINDER AND THE GRINDER ALREADY GOT HALF OF THEM AND THERE LIKE WELL A LIL MORE WONT HURT , AND BESIDE , MAYBE THIS TIME IT WILL IMPRESS SOMEONE AT WORK , AND ILL GET REWARDED IN SOME WAY FOR SACRIFICING MY PHYSICAL SELF TO THE PURSUIT OF A RICH GUYS NUMBER GOING UP , AND DA TEXT "MAYBE IF I SACRIFICE ENOUGH OF MY BODY TO DA GRINDER THELL LET ME CRANK THE HANDLE SOME DAY " - GOTTA BE SOON RIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Ben Recht @beenwrekt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The overreaction to this Hugging Face thing is driving me nuts. Come flay me for being wrong but... 1/x
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sometimes a friend will bring their small child to my apartment, and I always feel bad because once they're done petting my dog and reading the three picture books I own it's like...I don't know what to tell you, kid. You wanna send an email or something?
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Lurks-No-More @lurks-no-more.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There are numerous techbro billionaires who would certainly be improved if they brewed and consumed Eternal Life Elixirs that are two-thirds mercury by weight.
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Lili Saintcrow @lilithsaintcrow.com · 29/08/2026
*sigh* An "AI" does not "escape containment", as breathless news articles claim. It is *told to do something by its programmers*, then it *goes and does what it's been told*, then the corporation it belongs to releases a statement to drive fear-based engagement and media laps up the lie.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
Look, guys, the data centers really need that water to make more csam
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dutchbinx @butts.omg.lol · 29/08/2026
The press once again only credulously reporting AI booster narratives. Problems caused by AI escaping users' control are not because of OOH AI SPOOKY, but because those users don't know shit about fuck and because they think using a sentient Word macro somehow makes them experts.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
SEE U IN THE TREE'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A MAD SKLETEAN "ITS TOO HARD TO BE ALIVE, WE SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS, WE SOULD BE EATING THE PEOPLE WHO SET EVERYTHING UP THIS WAY " - ITS HARD TO WAKE UP ITS HARD TO GO TO SLEEP ITS HARD TO EAT ITS HARD TO STOP EATING ITS HARD TO ESCAPE THE FLUORESCENT LIGHTING AND THE BUZZ OF THE SURVEILLANCE GRID THAT SURROUNDS US , THE COMPUTER ONCE OUR BEST FRIEND HAS TURNED TO A BOOT ON OUR NECK , WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? COMPLAIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
they should make a horror movie where a guy accidentally gets into a machine with a fly, and the movie follows the fly as he slowly becomes human and is forced by the hand of capital to get a job, crying when he can't remember the last time he rubbed his hands together while standing on a windowsill
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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
born to eat flowers, forced to quietly harness agentic systems for workflow optimization
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the milk business
We’re just not making enough money on milk!
Instead of selling milk, we need to be selling
milk access. You pay a monthly fee, and then
you pay per bottle, too.
Don’t drink all your
milk? Little
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merritt @merrittk.com · 24/08/2026
as more and more celebs are coming out in (paid) support of AI remember that it was only a few years ago that they were shilling for NFTs
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