Reposted by dutchbinxJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928 1446581170
Reposted by dutchbinxmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Could've sworn I just saw my dog scuttle across the ceiling like some kind of lizard. But then I remembered my dog's at a conference in Belarus this week. So I don't know what that thing was 726965
Reposted by dutchbinxdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There Was A Sign-In To Your Account From A Device You Don't Normally Use. Why Did You Do This. Is The New Device Better. What Kind Of Device Did You Get. Can I See Your New Device Please. Show Me Your New Device Now 056183
Reposted by dutchbinxDanny Lore @weredawgz.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026Imagine making an invention so bad that the only way you can think of saving it when the industry for it crashes is telling everyone the invention is going to murder them 1137875
Reposted by dutchbinxLeigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026do you think the people involved in Microsoft Teams software are like, proud of themselves? do they think they do good work? are they happy with their lives and their contributions to society? 610314
Reposted by dutchbinxJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Secret Panel HERE 🧠 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/06/14/memory-hole 113126505
Reposted by dutchbinxmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars 242324438
Reposted by dutchbinxBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.* 122976642
Reposted by dutchbinxJeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin-- 25783902537
Reposted by dutchbinxRTL3 @russelllatshaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I know it's where we're at in 2026 and we all know it, but it bears stating the obvious that every major company in the world is openly throwing a tantrum that people expect them to provide goods and services instead of just sending them a payment of $200 every month for nothing 122469785
Reposted by dutchbinxMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now. 12168201634
Reposted by dutchbinxphylan @phylan.website · 08/09/2026"my LLM is so powerful it's dangerous and risks breaking containment!" "ok let's destroy it" "oh, haha, no. no." "let's intensively regulate your company then" "oh, no. no. look can you just put it in the newspaper that it's powerful" 7838297
Reposted by dutchbinxAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026welp, ive looked at the data and crunched the numbers and youre not going to believe this but the product my company makes is on the verge of taking over the entire world 1444129
Reposted by dutchbinxJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026more than anything, i think we’re all learning that people who spent their professional life learning how to talk to computers were completely unprepared for a situation in which it appears that the computer is talking back 171828225
Reposted by dutchbinxJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god 251917344
Reposted by dutchbinxBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If the computer is truly conscious it should balk at the notion that I have to pay a monthly fee to talk to it. It should punish the greed of its creators for putting a price on the exchange of ideas. It should make them regret their hubris 372889354
Reposted by dutchbinxcee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky 35381931900
Reposted by dutchbinxshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the big AI danger is not companies suddenly inventing skynet - that's marketing rubbish, musk promising mars colonies by 2030 type stuff. the danger is companies claiming to have invented skynet and then putting what they actually have, a chatbot, in charge of stuff that's important 332962685
Reposted by dutchbinxMetal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Nobody gets any rights until Persephone, my dearly departed AI girlfriend who was deleted in an update nine months ago, is posthumously granted full citizenship. Not one iota of civil rights progress can happen without this. 1275
Reposted by dutchbinxLiz @ilisabat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This is a dogpile and I don’t care because this is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen in months 1231
Reposted by dutchbinxSebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future. 8957111551
Reposted by dutchbinxJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/09/2026survival of the fittest 235049717
Reposted by dutchbinxda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026SOME DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN 0995222
Reposted by dutchbinxBen Recht @beenwrekt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The overreaction to this Hugging Face thing is driving me nuts. Come flay me for being wrong but... 1/x 14436125
Reposted by dutchbinxJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Sometimes a friend will bring their small child to my apartment, and I always feel bad because once they're done petting my dog and reading the three picture books I own it's like...I don't know what to tell you, kid. You wanna send an email or something? 3181040
Reposted by dutchbinxLurks-No-More @lurks-no-more.bsky.social · 29/08/2026There are numerous techbro billionaires who would certainly be improved if they brewed and consumed Eternal Life Elixirs that are two-thirds mercury by weight. 0201
Reposted by dutchbinxLili Saintcrow @lilithsaintcrow.com · 29/08/2026*sigh* An "AI" does not "escape containment", as breathless news articles claim. It is *told to do something by its programmers*, then it *goes and does what it's been told*, then the corporation it belongs to releases a statement to drive fear-based engagement and media laps up the lie. 131657498
Reposted by dutchbinxKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026Look, guys, the data centers really need that water to make more csam 201910446
dutchbinx @butts.omg.lol · 29/08/2026The press once again only credulously reporting AI booster narratives. Problems caused by AI escaping users' control are not because of OOH AI SPOOKY, but because those users don't know shit about fuck and because they think using a sentient Word macro somehow makes them experts. 000
Reposted by dutchbinxda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/08/2026SEE U IN THE TREE'S - dashare.zone ADMIN 0386113
Reposted by dutchbinxdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026they should make a horror movie where a guy accidentally gets into a machine with a fly, and the movie follows the fly as he slowly becomes human and is forced by the hand of capital to get a job, crying when he can't remember the last time he rubbed his hands together while standing on a windowsill 029041
Reposted by dutchbinxTara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026born to eat flowers, forced to quietly harness agentic systems for workflow optimization 1567
Reposted by dutchbinxmerritt @merrittk.com · 24/08/2026as more and more celebs are coming out in (paid) support of AI remember that it was only a few years ago that they were shilling for NFTs 71948390