Reposted by dutchbinxdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026self affirmations are going to come back as soon as AI victims realize it's like giving a prompt to yourself. you are a skilled person who brings value to those around you. you are cherished by your friends and family. you give your love freely and receive it in bounty. do not use em dashes. 216118
Reposted by dutchbinxRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Two big lessons of the last few years: the idea of the turing test is moot because the bar for what people will ascribe sentience to is in the toilet, and a very vocal chunk of people are still more concerned with the welfare of unthinking programs than the lives of humans 523638
Reposted by dutchbinxKim Hu @kim-hu.com · 03/10/2026I know most of you guys don't go on the other app but the pope posted an anti AI/ pro artists statement yesterday, and the ensuing cope and memes is really funny 1935861082
Reposted by dutchbinxrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life 462384359
Reposted by dutchbinxJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928 1446681171
Reposted by dutchbinxmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Could've sworn I just saw my dog scuttle across the ceiling like some kind of lizard. But then I remembered my dog's at a conference in Belarus this week. So I don't know what that thing was 726965
Reposted by dutchbinxdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There Was A Sign-In To Your Account From A Device You Don't Normally Use. Why Did You Do This. Is The New Device Better. What Kind Of Device Did You Get. Can I See Your New Device Please. Show Me Your New Device Now 056283
Reposted by dutchbinxDanny Lore @weredawgz.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026Imagine making an invention so bad that the only way you can think of saving it when the industry for it crashes is telling everyone the invention is going to murder them 1137775
Reposted by dutchbinxLeigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026do you think the people involved in Microsoft Teams software are like, proud of themselves? do they think they do good work? are they happy with their lives and their contributions to society? 610314
Reposted by dutchbinxJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Secret Panel HERE 🧠 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/06/14/memory-hole 113127505
Reposted by dutchbinxmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars 242322437
Reposted by dutchbinxBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.* 122975643
Reposted by dutchbinxJeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin-- 25683912546
Reposted by dutchbinxRTL3 @russelllatshaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I know it's where we're at in 2026 and we all know it, but it bears stating the obvious that every major company in the world is openly throwing a tantrum that people expect them to provide goods and services instead of just sending them a payment of $200 every month for nothing 122470786
Reposted by dutchbinxMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now. 12068201639
Reposted by dutchbinxphylan @phylan.website · 08/09/2026"my LLM is so powerful it's dangerous and risks breaking containment!" "ok let's destroy it" "oh, haha, no. no." "let's intensively regulate your company then" "oh, no. no. look can you just put it in the newspaper that it's powerful" 7837297
Reposted by dutchbinxAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026welp, ive looked at the data and crunched the numbers and youre not going to believe this but the product my company makes is on the verge of taking over the entire world 1444029
Reposted by dutchbinxJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026more than anything, i think we’re all learning that people who spent their professional life learning how to talk to computers were completely unprepared for a situation in which it appears that the computer is talking back 171843226
Reposted by dutchbinxJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god 251919345
Reposted by dutchbinxBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If the computer is truly conscious it should balk at the notion that I have to pay a monthly fee to talk to it. It should punish the greed of its creators for putting a price on the exchange of ideas. It should make them regret their hubris 372887357
Reposted by dutchbinxcee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky 35482141909
Reposted by dutchbinxshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the big AI danger is not companies suddenly inventing skynet - that's marketing rubbish, musk promising mars colonies by 2030 type stuff. the danger is companies claiming to have invented skynet and then putting what they actually have, a chatbot, in charge of stuff that's important 342964685
Reposted by dutchbinxMetal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Nobody gets any rights until Persephone, my dearly departed AI girlfriend who was deleted in an update nine months ago, is posthumously granted full citizenship. Not one iota of civil rights progress can happen without this. 1275
Reposted by dutchbinxLiz @ilisabat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This is a dogpile and I don’t care because this is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen in months 1231
Reposted by dutchbinxSebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future. 8957071551
Reposted by dutchbinxJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/09/2026survival of the fittest 235053717
Reposted by dutchbinxda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026SOME DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN 0994222
Reposted by dutchbinxBen Recht @beenwrekt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The overreaction to this Hugging Face thing is driving me nuts. Come flay me for being wrong but... 1/x 14436126
Reposted by dutchbinxJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Sometimes a friend will bring their small child to my apartment, and I always feel bad because once they're done petting my dog and reading the three picture books I own it's like...I don't know what to tell you, kid. You wanna send an email or something? 3181040
Reposted by dutchbinxLurks-No-More @lurks-no-more.bsky.social · 29/08/2026There are numerous techbro billionaires who would certainly be improved if they brewed and consumed Eternal Life Elixirs that are two-thirds mercury by weight. 0201