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Brad T. Jonas

@bradtjonas.bsky.social
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I draw unrelatable comics. patreon.com/bradtjonas

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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 13h
close enough
a man seems to be walking backwards down a hallway, further and further from a lit exit marked ‘SUCCESS’. In the final panel we see he has made his own ‘success’ window on the wall with chalk.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sure is monday again
p1: “Hey how’s it goin, Tom?” Tom is asked.

p2: *dramatic intake of breath*

p3: *exasperated SIIIIIIGH*

p4: “Can’t complain, how ‘bout you?” Tom asks.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not Prince Hamlet
p1: “Everyone is the main protagonist of their own story.”

p2: “Except for me.”

p3: “I’m just a tertiary character here to add texture and realism to the setting.”

p4: “I pick up the protagonist’s poop.”

(The protagonist is a dog named Hammy, “I am not Prince Hamlet” refers to a line from T.S. Eliot’s ‘The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock’)
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hooray, thoughts
p1: “Finally, some time alone with my thoughts.”

p2:

p3:

p4: “This is horrible.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sorry you died
p1: “Hey, sorry you died. I’m your afterlife roommate, Keith.”

p2: “Um, there’s Netflix, but it’s the old dvd-through-the-mail kind. I have Police Academy Four, disc two right now.

p3: “There’s also a box of old Parade Magazines with all of the ‘Ask Marilyn’ columns ripped out.”

p4: “No one should know that much.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
make bad human art
p1: “I don’t make good art,” sad guy says.

“So make bad art,” lil dude says.

p2: “I don’t want to let people down though,” sad guy says.

“Literally no one gives a shit,” lil dude says.

p3: It is revealed that sad guy is a tattoo artist, currently tattooing a customer.

“Uh…I sort of give a shi—“ the customer being tattooed begins to say, but he is interrupted by the lil dude who says “You didn’t PAY ENOUGH to give a shit.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
no one likes it
p1: “No one is going to like this shit,” a guy says.

p2: He pushes a button on his phone to post something.

p3: Soon: the man is excited by a notification on his phone.

p4: The man posted to an “interesting poops” subreddit, and a user named u/No_one_luvs_u commented “Good shit 👍”. The guy responds to the comment “knew I could count on u ❤️”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
not really new
p1: New! Titanic Ice-Burger

Burger with bits of shredded iceberg lettuce. You’ll never let go, Jack!

p2: New! Raw Dogger

Cold hotdog on a plain bun—sometimes it just feels better without a condiment!

p3: New! Sex Fries

Fries seasoned with our special blend of salt, enzymes, and xylitol.

p4: New! Naughty Birder

a chicken sandwich that comes with more napkins than you will use.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
stand up for yourself
p1: “Hey—are you using this chair?” a guy asks.

p2: We see he is asking someone currently seated in the chair, eating. “Uh…” he begins.

p3: “…I guess not.”

p4: “Kay,” the first guy says, taking the chair out from under the other guy.

“Whup! Thank you,” the other guy responds, plopping to the floor.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
secret menu
p1: “Uh…let’s see…can I get a number two?” a customer asks.

p2: “And can you make it ‘animal style’” he adds.

p3: The fast food employee sighs and enters the order in.

p4: The employee puts on an Animal mask (from The Muppets) and procures drumsticks that are tied to spatulas.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
that boy needs therapy
p1: “Life has been pretty intolerable,” guy in red chair says.

p2: “Have you considered therapy?” guy in blue chair asks while scribbling on a notepad.

p3: “Uhh…isn’t that what this is?” the guy in the red chair asks.

p4: “No, I just like to draw caricatures of sad people,” blue chair guy says, showing his doodle.

“I was wondering why my insurance covered this,” red chair guy says.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(whoops, this failed to post yesterday)
p1: “Seems like at this rate I’ll be alone forever,” guy says.

p2: “Wait—no, that’s just the depression talking!”

p3: He scribbles something on a notepad.

p4: “Alright, the math checks out. Sorry I doubted you, Depression.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
obey your thirst
p1: Men in jail. “I sent some really thirsty messages to my ex. You?” one asks.

“Unsolicited dick pic…to the Wendy’s twitter account.”

“Damn.”

p2: “I punched a cop,” a third guy says.

p3: “…because it turned me on.”

p4: The setting is revealed to be Horny Jail.

“I feel like that shouldn’t count,” one guy says, “It is hot though.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Brotherly Advice
p1: An older brother consoles a younger brother who is crying.
“You can’t be so hard on yourself,” older brother says.

p2: “I get to because I’m your older brother,” he jokes.

p3: “But you have to extend yourself the same kindness that you’d extend to a friend who you saw suffering like you are,” he says.

p4: “Idiot,” he concludes lovingly.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
funny to someone
p1: “How could anyone find this funny?” a guy asks looking at something on his phone.

p2: “Humor is pretty subjective, dude. Nothing is funny to everyone,” his friend says.

p3: “Look,” the first guy says, showing his friend what’s on his phone.

p4: “Okay no, that is objectively hilarious and there is something wrong with you,” the friend says.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
other horror
p1: “Are you tired of bearing witness to the abject horrors of this world?”

p2: “Then come on down to Uncle Eldritch’s Lovingly Crafted Otherworldly Horror Emporium, where none of the atrocities are committed by or comprehensible to mankind.”

p3: An Eldritch Horror appears.

p4: “What in the ever-loving fun, am I right folks?”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it’s not you, it’s me
p1: “This is hard for me to say…”

p2: “But I think we should see other people.”

p3: (he is speaking to himself in the mirror)

p4: “I’m taking this much better than I thought I would.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lacking
p1: “Why isn’t life more fulfilling?” a man asks.

p2: “Well, do you think about how you spend your time?” a lady responds.

p3: “Of course—each day is meticulously laid out in my daily planner,” he says.

p4: He shows the contents of the planner for the week which is all “DESPAIR” except for “coffee with Amy” on Friday and an oil change Sunday.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
football returned
p1: Two men in a bar.

“Today might be a good day for it,” green guy says.
“Beautiful weather,” blue guy says.

p2: “What have I got to lose at this point?” green guy asks.
“Yeah we’re due for a win,” blue guy says.

p3: “May God forgive me,” green guy says.
“Sure, fourth and long, time for a hail mary,” blue guy says.

p4: The green man has left. 
“Gosh, I missed human connection,” blue guy says.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
plan for success
p1: “My chances for success in this life are slim.”

p2: “Sooo I’ve started investing in my next life.”

p3: “Which the stars have indicated will be in the form of a squirrel.”

p4: “I’ve already got tactical nut caches all over town.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
he’s back
p1: “Uh oh,” a man lying in bed says.

p2: from his perspective we see an odd spot on the ceiling

p3: “Wayne Knight is back in the ceiling texture,” he says.

p4: “Helloooo…Jerry” ceiling Wayne Knight says. 

“That’s not my name,” the man says.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
seeing someone
p1: “I need to tell you—I’ve started seeing someone,” the man says.

p2: “You’re…cheating?” the woman asks.

p3: “No, I’m—“ the man begins, but the woman interrupts: “hallucinating oh my GOD.”

p4: “What? No—a therapist, I’m—“ he starts to say, but the woman interrupts again: “YOU’RE FUCKING A THERAPIST??”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
do some LABOR today, I dare you
p1: a father looks anxious

p2: “Dad? Whatcha doin over there?” a son asks his dad, staring out the window.

p3: “You need to go outside, Dad?” the son asks as the dad presses his face against the glass and whines.

p4: “Dad?” the son asks. A door slams.

p5: The sounds of an engine starting, BRRRM.

“When ya gotta mow, ya gotta mow,” the son says, watching his dad mow from the window.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Odd Behavior
p1: “That’s weird,” a man says looking at the number 25k on his phone.

p2: “Gaining followers?” he asks (the 25k is on insta, lol).

p3: “This must be corrected.”

p4: “Attempt to monetize in literally any capacity?” the phone asks. He taps ‘yes’.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
not funny
p1: “Mom!” a crying kid shouts, “the internet said I’m not FUNNY!”

p2: “Aw, it’s okay sweetie—Mommy still loves you.”

p3: “But you know the house rule. Get your father.”

p4: “Hey Dad, you’re back in,” the kid says.

“I’m tellin’ ya Brian, the dog has to be cheating,” the dad says, crawling out of the dog house that has the name “Biscuits” crossed out and “Least funny family member” added. “He’s done the same butt sniff joke all week and hasn’t slept out here once!”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Finish that
p1: “Hey, uh are you gonna finish that?” a man says, pointing down at something.

p2: we see it is ‘Naked Lunch’ by William S. Burroughs 

p3: The man is waiting for a response.

p4: The man begins gnawing on the book, apparently wanting to eat it, not read it.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
good ol’ gary
p1: Gleeful Gary went for a climb.

“Ee hee hee hee” he laughs.

p2: Gleeful Gary had a good time.

“Ee hee hee hee heeee” he laughs.

p3: Gary fell down and proceeded to drown.

“Ah hah…hahhh” he laughs.

p4: Gary was a man of little renown.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Better and Better
p1: “Hot singles” a man reads from his phone.

p2: “In my area?”

p3: “Want to meet ME??”

p4: “And discuss local voting initiatives!?”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
stop being hot
p1: “Shit girl, you hott as fuuuuck. That’s with like four U’s and two T’s.”

“Just two ‘T’s?”

“Yeah I ran out of room.”

p2: “In my line of work, you can’t afford to have a sweaty taint.”

“Uh, doctor? The patient is still conscious.”

“It’s okay…I want to see where this is going.”

p3: “You’re totally pulling this off, Damien. They all wish they were wearing turtlenecks…you’re an influencer now.”

p4: “Can’t…beat…the heat.”

“But I thought you got your powers from the sun—“

“Shut up, Jimmy.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
you ever forget how to work?
p1: “Is time to draw, but…”

p2: “I don’t ‘member how.”

p3: “ls bad. Is my job.”

p4: “Thank god I’m not a doctor…anymore.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Help Desk
a man at a help desk adds a sign to make it say “Help me.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Rest in Poor Taste
p1: a headstone reads:
“R.I.P. 
Doug 
His shit is 
with God now.

p2: “Well this is in poor taste,” bald guy says upon reading it.

p3: He gets whacked with a shovel by the groundskeeper.

p4: a new headstone pops up that reads:
“R.I.P. Mr. Opinion Man
‘Ooh look at me, I’ve got a bunch of opinions!”

p5: “Really? And in Comic Sans? That’s in such poor taste,” a new visitor says. The groundskeeper watches on, just having buried someone under the grave labeled “WHINER” whose quote reads “whine whine whine.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
elevator safety
p1: “Sorry, guys,” a man in a black suit says on a crowded elevator.

p2: “Sorry about wha—“ yellow shirt guy begins to ask, but he is interrupted by the loud BRRRAPPP of a fart.

p3: “Good lord,” one man says, as the fart fills the elevator.

p4: “Gas is passed, returning to HQ,” the man in black says into his wrist communicator.

“Good work, agent Brownstain,” a voice replies.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
out of this world
p1: “No one gets out of this world alive.”

p2: “I did once, but I used a power-up from world six.”

p3: “Or did you mean like in real life?”

p4: “Cuz then there are like…astronauts.”

“Just let me be existential.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Staying Positive
p1: “Today is going to be a good day.”

p2: “…for someone.”

p3: “…somewhere.”

p4: He puts his head down (possibly to play ‘Heads Up Seven Up!’)
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Neil
p1: “Nothing to do now but sit and wait to die,” Neil says.

p2: He sits and waits.

p3: More sitting and waiting.

p4: “He Neil, could you help me with replacing the toner for the—“ a coworker begins to ask.

“I’m BUSY,” Neil interrupts.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
aw, I wanted a peanut
p1: “Time for some nice, light vacation reading,” a guy says grabbing a book from the shelf.

p2: He begins to read a book titled ‘Good Grief: an illustrated guide through bereavement’.

p3: He seems confused.

p4: “Where the hell is Snoopy??” he asks in desperation.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
read the whole can
p1: “Please drink,” he reads off the can.

p2: “Mkay,” he says opening it.

p3: He stops drinking suddenly, noticing something on the can.

p4: He spits it out.

p5: “…responsibly”?! he finishes reading the sentence from the can.

p6: “Hold up on the self-surgery, bro—read the whole can,” he tells a friend who is holding a scalpel over himself. He also spits out his drink.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
real boy
p1: “Becomin’ a real boy?” Pinocchio asks at a bar. “Of course I regret it. I was a frickin’ livin’ puppet.”

p2: “Now I’m just the old guy at the end of the bar talkin’ about how he used to be a livin’ puppet. Aw hell, I used ta be a livin’ GOD. “

“‘Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish, and someday you will be a real boy.’ Thanks a lot, blue fairy.”

p3: he takes a drag from his cigarette

p4: “Barkeep, bring me some more REAL BOY SHIT.”

“They’re called Jägerbombs, you jackass,” the bartender replies.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
you have to catch all of them
p1: “Hey sexy, wanna know what I’m wearing?” a voice asks over the phone.

“Uh, nah I’m good,” the guy answers, “What’s your favorite gen one Pokemon?”

p2: “Um…are you over 18, Sugar?” the voice asks.

“Yeah—gen one came out like 30 years ago,” the guy says. “What’s your favorite?”

p3: “Okay, Sugar, if you want to pay $3.99 a minute to talk about Pokemon, then let’s say my favorite is…Pikachu,” the voice relents.

“Okay,” the guy says excitedly, “now let me tell you why you’re wrong.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
worldview
p1: “Our time here is brief.”

p2: “But don’t worry—I’ve already done everything and seen everything.”

p3: “Heck, I’ve circled the globe so many times I’ve lost count!”

p4: “That side has a rich food and bathroom culture and this side has a TV.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
rain rain
p1: “Rain, rain come and stay,” a man says in the rain.

p2: “Come and wash the bad away.”

p3: “What—“ the man says, beginning to melt.

p4: “Aw, c’mon.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
shit perspective
p1: “Success is all a matter of perspective!”

p2: “To some people I look like a loser stuck in a pile of shit.”

p3: “But I bet these flies think I got it made!”

p4: “Why does he not eat or lay eggs?”

“Stupid bastard cant.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Country
p1: “My success as a country artist?”

p2: “Owe it all to my daddy, really.”

p3: “I started playin’ fiddle at age four, on account of it bein’ the only way to assuage his violent binge drinkin’.”

p4: “Too bad Momma never took to drinkin’. Maybe I coulda been an architect er somethin’.”
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
fighting game tournament
p1: two competitors on stage in a fighting game tournament. Left guy says “Hey man, regardless of who wins, I just want you to know you play a stupid-ass character.”

p2: “Bro…” right guy says…

p3: “…I feel the exact same way.”

p4: “Mad respect,” left guy says.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
help
p1: “I want to help, but…” a man begins,

p2: “…what difference would I make for anybody?”

p3: “You know?”

p4: pan out to reveal he is literally sitting on another person’s back.

“Yeah I hear ya,” they say.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
informative signs
p1: guy walks by signs for ‘weight room’

p2: now ‘weight room wait room’

p3: now ‘way to weight room wait room’

p4: and finally, ‘wait—two weight rooms await you? Way true. Mmm.
-Wade Rume
Weightroom director’
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the first step
p1: a man with his eyes closed

p2: “I did it!” he says.

p3: we pull back to see that this is occurring in his mind, we see the man visualize himself saying “Wow!”

p4 “I really visualized success!” the guy says in his visualization.

“Aww I’ll never be able to do that,” the guy says.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
a time to be alive
p1: “What a terrible time to be alive,”the guy says. 

“Yeah the news has been so bleak,” the lady says.

p2: “Oh GREAT—there’s bad news too?” guy says.

p3: “Wait, what were you upset about if not the news?” lady asks.

p4: “It’s Tuesday,” he says.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
impersonation
p1: “I have stupid opinions, durr durr durrr!”

p2: “Who are you impersonating?”

p3: “I’m not impersonating anybody.”

p4: “Durr durr I’m an idiot!!”

“What a trenchant satirist.”
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