stΔn edwΔrd @stanedward.com · 5himagine dying at walgreens. your last breath, taken while clutching discount naproxen sodium between tacky halloween costumes and that weird selection of soups 120
stΔn edwΔrd @stanedward.com · 04/10/2026[emitting the chorus of one hundred thousand years] IT IS I THE BITCH OF THE GRADIENT, COME TO COLLECT MY TRANSITIONAL STATES 000
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrda ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 21/05/2026lol i ate those fuckin plums you idiot. they were good as hell too next time lock your icebox. no plums having ass. enjoy your breakfast 0235
stΔn edwΔrd @stanedward.com · 03/10/2026my flex is that i didn’t trust children before we found out they were small evil beings with a dangerous agenda 043
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrdJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ghosts are classist, which is why you never hear about haunted doublewide trailers 1418249
stΔn edwΔrd @stanedward.com · 02/10/2026if you give a hospital enough money they should let you do a surgery 142
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrdinteresting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025automatic dick sucking machine synced to the Blue Monday drum beat: Yes, it’s funny to picture. But it’s also the future of jacking off 38713
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrdViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Damn girl, are you chocolate? Because I love you but you almost killed my dog 330741
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrdAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i’d offer a handshake but Righty here’s my sinnin’ hand 221366
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrdTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The tragically hip are like if REM werent little weiners. Its like an REM that fucks. And REM that knows how to eat pussy 5232
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrdceej @ceej.online · 19/09/2026drummers sit down because they’re the laziest member of the band 4862046
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrdfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026republicans talking about how delicious veggie burgers are isn’t a recession indicator it’s an apocalypse indicator 416732
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrdreggie seidman @ennui.org · 18/09/2026I hope lowbeetle sees this, wherever they are 1447
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrdJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Grown ass man with hiccups 2118638
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrdOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“how are you?” honestly that’s none of your business please go over there 735583
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrdlxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/202699% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany 02697578
stΔn edwΔrd @stanedward.com · 12/09/2026you rank the people in your life by the thread count of their sheets 000
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrdAlycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life 23107282678
stΔn edwΔrd @stanedward.com · 11/09/2026🎵 i was struck by ⚡️/ walkin down the street / i was hit by something last night in my 😴 010
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrdpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hard to believe it’s been 25 years since Ben Folds’ Rockin’ the Suburbs changed the world forever 3262658
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrdbemmy from the black lagoon @skeeterpond.bsky.social · 27/07/2026where you goin with all that loosh 😋 062
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrddonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026No worries, dude. I get what you’re saying. You’re saying really stupid shit, and I get that 07510
stΔn edwΔrd @stanedward.com · 10/09/2026great night at the paruresis support group. some very inspiring shares 010
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrdsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026raccoons: for when you want a tiny bear that can still really fuck you up 612340
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrd 👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i accidentally keep inventing an alternate reality garfield that wants to fuck mondays and is racist towards italian people 1247
stΔn edwΔrd @stanedward.com · 05/09/2026the flat earth people couldn’t be more wrong. the earth is a balloon, a very dangerous balloon 010
stΔn edwΔrd @stanedward.com · 05/09/2026which taskrabbit category do i pick if i need someone to go into the dark woods and retrieve the amulet that was stolen from my sleeping body 100
stΔn edwΔrd @stanedward.com · 05/09/2026there are many entities infesting the so called “waffle house” at the corner of mcgavok and pennington 021
Reposted by stΔn edwΔrdwhat a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 11/04/2025you never see a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand anymore. they’re all holding their damn phones because of freaking QR codes!!!! 729263
stΔn edwΔrd @stanedward.com · 03/09/2026go on roll up to the club. i will stroll up to the club because it’s a five minute walk from my home 010
stΔn edwΔrd @stanedward.com · 03/09/2026this uber is shaking violently at 55 mph we are not going to make it i love you all ✌️ 110
stΔn edwΔrd @stanedward.com · 03/09/2026the universe has forced me to purchase a Nissan ARIYA eSUV and while i honestly love it i’d rather never put my hands on a steering wheel again 130
stΔn edwΔrd @stanedward.com · 03/09/2026i don’t mind small talk but don’t make it boring. open with something like “man it’s a toaster out here! what do you think it feels like to die?” 051
