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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Going to rebrand from food hoarder to prepper.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026

Mr. President.... China, they.... it's bad. They just announced Ultra Intelligence

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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trying to give up cake and pastries. The strudel is real.

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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I need a word that's rounder than square but squarer than oval. Squoval.

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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

What getting older is like: I just had to google how to open a cold brew coffee container.

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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

How tall is Trump? Trump ...? Vance 6'2" Bessant 6'4" Eric 6'5" Lara 5'11" without heels. Trump states his height is 6'3"

Trump, Vance, Bessant, Eric & Lara Trump at Sen. Graham's funeral.

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Say what you will about Lindsey Graham but it’s pretty selfless of him to die to distract us from Mitch McConnell.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

getting sponsored by Tylenol and becoming an influenzer

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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

#balogun the US striker Balodun who just scored is an American by birthright citizenship.

Wikipedia about Balogun's birth in nyc to visiting parents & early life

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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

How many commercials is David Beckham in?

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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

You could have asked any landscaping expert for a comment. Respect to the reporter who went to Four Seasons Total Landscaping. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Revenge isn’t enough, I want their fitted sheet to keep popping off

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Trump is clearly in bed with Big Algae.

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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Beginning to suspect people realize my countertops are not marble.

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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Guess how old these people are (arrested for trafficking meth) last week near me.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

The two best days in a boat owner's life are the day they buy the boat and the day they sail past an isolated island inhabited by bird-like women with hauntingly enchanted voices.

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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket.

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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

WE COULD’VE HAD A TACO TRUCK ON EVERY CORNER

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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Absolutely nothing is stopping John Cornyn, Tillis, Murkowski, & Paul from caucusing immediately with Democrats & giving them control of the Senate. The same is true of Thomas Massie & any 2 retiring GOP Reps in the House. It is a choice to continue caucusing with the authoritarian personality cult.

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Can't believe I gave up the swamp hag life for this bullshit

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

My wife and I couldn't have pets so our children are our cats.

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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

10 things owning a lava lamp taught me about leadership

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

The real TDS is these red hat wockaflockas with TRANS Derangement Syndrome. These folks ain't doin' shit to you. Let them be who they wanna be.

The picture is a headline that explains that the Trump administration is hunting for the records of trans patients and whatnot.

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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Turns out 'denizen' is not pronounced 'denzien'.

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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Home Depot's app has the worst search & cart I have ever seen. It is a miracle they get any business from it.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

there is no greater joy than helping to make a friend’s dream come true

A man holds a chicken in a giant slingshot.

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Stef Ketels @stefketels.vrk.social · 25/04/2026

Dit is een tweet van Mark Lynch, de Republikeinse uitdager van Lindsay Graham. Mark is compleet van ‘t padje. www.lynchforsenate.com/meet-mark

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

The first rule of Repressing Emotions Club is fine, I'm fine, OK?

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Hear me out: Curling, but with Roombas

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I’m very disappointed in these assassination attempts.

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

The ambulance crew think it’s because I was eating beetroot yesterday

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I bring a certain "rips open the bag before realizing it's resealable" energy

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

my sister got me hooked on the extremely lesbian crime dramedy “Deadloch” and my two favorite jokes so far are: —sign in an outdoor gear store saying NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR DISCOUNT TENTS —referring to sex standing up as “portrait mode”

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