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Bistromaff

@bistromath.bsky.social
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I teach math in a public high school in red rural USA. 🩵🤍🩷💙💛🤎🖤🍁 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaafme22vcofm

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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Going to rebrand from food hoarder to prepper.
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That poor interviewer had a great question.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How can I get a check?
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The reserve release?
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Depends on the goal. They've gutted public education.
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's me and snow
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
Mr. President.... China, they.... it's bad. They just announced Ultra Intelligence
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How are you watching so many movies mid week?
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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have to ask AI.
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What an amazing announcement! I've read all of those books.
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The WH also showcased Trump's meetings with Xi and Putin.
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't be mean
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to give up cake and pastries. The strudel is real.
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need a word that's rounder than square but squarer than oval. Squoval.
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have just described every Maga voter. Tbf, I couldnt believe there are also people who have never seen star wars.
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know, it's depressing
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It will be "other people" who voted for Trump, or they will have hidden shrines to Trump in their garages.
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He's gay
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ugh been there!
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now I demand answers
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who is this Hasan Piker ?
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
...and there's an AI answer and video
Google AI on to how to open a great value cold brew concentrate container
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What getting older is like: I just had to google how to open a cold brew coffee container.
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
How tall is Trump? Trump ...? Vance 6'2" Bessant 6'4" Eric 6'5" Lara 5'11" without heels. Trump states his height is 6'3"
Trump, Vance, Bessant, Eric & Lara Trump at Sen. Graham's funeral.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Say what you will about Lindsey Graham but it’s pretty selfless of him to die to distract us from Mitch McConnell.
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Jebus
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
getting sponsored by Tylenol and becoming an influenzer
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Essentially secular Santa at the holidays
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
'Seasonal' Affairs
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Balogun's American due to birthright citizenship
Wikipedia article about Balogun
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
And Trump's weight
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
#balogun the US striker Balodun who just scored is an American by birthright citizenship.
Wikipedia about Balogun's birth in nyc to visiting parents & early life
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
How many commercials is David Beckham in?
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Goal in the parallel game
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
That'll teach you.
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Game Of Thrones Spoilers Internet Warning
Alt: The internet is dark and full of spoilers.
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
[checks calendar]
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Hell Damnit
Alt: This is my hell
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You could have asked any landscaping expert for a comment. Respect to the reporter who went to Four Seasons Total Landscaping. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
England DREW vs Ghana
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Is it me or do they look like Star Trek red shirts?
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Shot, chaser
Trump touts the huge length of reflecting pool in a manner not at all phallicDetail, said pool is full of algae & pus
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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Revenge isn’t enough, I want their fitted sheet to keep popping off
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ettd
Trump comparing the length of the reflecting pool to famous skyscrapers in a bizarre phallic manner.Detail of chart showing the pool as an algae-filled pus-dripping mess
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Pig & Prejudice
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Did you say something?
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Trump is clearly in bed with Big Algae.
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Explains a lot
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Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Beginning to suspect people realize my countertops are not marble.
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