Reposted by BistromaffAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point? 1351201847092
Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Depends on the goal. They've gutted public education. 111
Reposted by Bistromaffceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026Mr. President.... China, they.... it's bad. They just announced Ultra Intelligence 271123118
Reposted by BistromaffSukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.'' 198142323089
Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What an amazing announcement! I've read all of those books. 010
Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The WH also showcased Trump's meetings with Xi and Putin. 010
Reposted by BistromaffMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trying to give up cake and pastries. The strudel is real. 718045
Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I need a word that's rounder than square but squarer than oval. Squoval. 000
Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You have just described every Maga voter. Tbf, I couldnt believe there are also people who have never seen star wars. 020
Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It will be "other people" who voted for Trump, or they will have hidden shrines to Trump in their garages. 000
Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 01/08/2026What getting older is like: I just had to google how to open a cold brew coffee container. 100
Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 29/07/2026How tall is Trump? Trump ...? Vance 6'2" Bessant 6'4" Eric 6'5" Lara 5'11" without heels. Trump states his height is 6'3" 000
Reposted by BistromaffDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Say what you will about Lindsey Graham but it’s pretty selfless of him to die to distract us from Mitch McConnell. 838440
Reposted by Bistromafflos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 22/06/2026getting sponsored by Tylenol and becoming an influenzer 410932
Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 02/07/2026#balogun the US striker Balodun who just scored is an American by birthright citizenship. 000
Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 24/06/2026That'll teach you.static.klipy.comGame Of Thrones Spoilers Internet WarningAlt: The internet is dark and full of spoilers. 000
Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 24/06/2026[checks calendar]static.klipy.comHell DamnitAlt: This is my hell 010
Reposted by BistromaffSean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 23/06/2026You could have asked any landscaping expert for a comment. Respect to the reporter who went to Four Seasons Total Landscaping. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202... 232114491
Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Is it me or do they look like Star Trek red shirts? 000
Reposted by BistromaffKellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Revenge isn’t enough, I want their fitted sheet to keep popping off 25482157
Reposted by BistromaffAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Trump is clearly in bed with Big Algae. 4347
Bistromaff @bistromath.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Beginning to suspect people realize my countertops are not marble. 000