Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢🐰🏳️⚧️ Carly Rae Jenkem 🏳️⚧️🐰 @carlyraejenkem.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Sitting in your seat and silently tsk-tsking whilst masking it as peaceful “protest” accomplishes nothing against Fascists. MLK also revoked his stance about peace. The administration of Fascism got to this point, not because of violence, but because of peaceful complacency paving the way for them. 1101
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need 114106031798
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Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 20/02/2025we must eat them, slowly, and with purpose. we must become fibrous; we must become closer to plant. 191
BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025my tortoise and i are talking about you just fyi 3130
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025HEY I THINK IT'S A GREAT TIME TO PLAY MY FAVORITE GAME!!!!! *REGGAETON HORNS BLARING* 🚨🎊💥✨💥🐢💥✨💥🎊🚨 UNHINGED QUOTE SKEETS W ABSOLUTELY ZERO CONTEXT!!!!! 🚨🎊💥✨💥🐢💥✨💥🎊🚨 LET'S FUCKEN GOOOO FEEL FREE TO JOIN IN THE FUN & SKEET WHATEVER RIDICULOUS & FUCKED UP STRINGS OF WORDS YOU FIND 030
BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025there's a noise that Tyrus makes almost exclusively in his sleep... like he usually grunts & chirps softly, but every once in a while he'll make a noise I can only describe as a pleasantly surprised "OH!" like he woke up with a mango under his claw or something ☺️🐢😂 one day i WILL get it recorded!! 090
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Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Friend just confirmed via text she's putting her cat down and Apple Intelligence just suggested I respond "haha I feel you." 2847700478