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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

my echo chamber also includes ppl who are super fucking awesome and (this part is redundant) are big fans of turtles & tortoises (that part was also redundant bc all tortoises are turtles (but not all turtles are tortoises!)) 🔥🤘🐢🤘🔥

meme of an extreme closeup of Tyrus the Tortoise looking up at you with his snoot pointing to the upper left corner of the frame. he is looking excited and almost looks like he's smiling. white text below him says "shell yeah!!"

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

im in your walls im gonna drink all the pickle juice from your pickle jars

selfie of me. Im pale with dark brown hair in a low side parted bun. I'm wearing blue eyeshadow in just the inner corners of my eyes, a small wing in my eyeline, and dark brownish red lipstick. I have square gold rimmed glasses and I'm wearing lots of silver chains, and a dark gray sweatshirt.
my expression is serious, I'm touching the corner of my glasses with my right hand and slightly smirking.

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

2 FAST 2 TORTIOUS 🏎️ 🐢 💨 💨 💨 💨

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

The face of a Very Innocent Shell Baby who is a Perfect Baby Angel and definitely didn't come over by his mama just to wipe his banana-covered beak on her pants. nope. definitely not! 🍌🐢👼

Tyrus the tortoise's head and neck, viewed from the side looking to the left of the frame. he's resting his head on his human's black legging-clad knee. Hes looking very cute and innocent, while there is a large mysterious glob of banana on his human's leg a few inches from his face, that definitely was not from him wiping his dirty face on her.

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

hemlo freimds! wishing you a very Happy ValenTORTS Day!!! from me & Tyrus (& his beautiful shelled booty) 💝🐢💗🐢💕🐢💖

Tyrus the Tortoise viewed from behind, while standing on a wooden deck with a brick wall in the background. Tyrus has his back feeties splayed out so you can see the striking red spots on his heels, and he is looking back at you over his right shoulder, to make sure you're properly appreciating his beautiful shelled behind. A white text graphic with a red heart is over the bottom of his shelled booty and says "I ♥️ U"

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

HELLL YEHAAAAA LESTTS FUCCKENN GOOOO MIY UNNACCECPPTABEL BUDDDS RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! 💥🐢🤘🔥🐢🔥🤘🐢💥

a meme with a closeup of Tyrus the Tortoise lunging towards you, beak first, and the picture is blurry because he's a very FAST TORTOISE. White text above him says "RAHHHHHH" and white text below him says "rahh rahhhh"

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

✨🍎🐢TyTys in his APPPLE CROMNCHIN ERA🐢🍎✨ he was really upset that Mommy's been gone all day, so I brought him some of his new favorite fruit! now he is happy boi again! 🥰🐢🥰 (hes kinda obsessed w apples rn I think bc he likes the CROMNCH noise when he chomps em 😂 it's the little things!)

a close-up of a human hand holding an apple slice, while Tyrus the Tortoise is opening his beak and sticking out his little pink tongue just a bit, getting ready to take a big bite of apple

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

sometimes you just gotta say fuck the bullshit, gonna be a bad bitch today no matter what!!! 😤💅✨

a selfie of me smiling slightly while sitting in my car with gray seats. my makeup is silver/gray with bright red liner along my lower lids and dark brownish purple lipstick. im wearing a low bun, big gold glasses, several colorful necklaces, and a v neck dark gray hockey shirt with a grayish blue under shirt.

a selfie of me feigning a surprised expression while sitting in my car with gray seats. my makeup is silver/gray with bright red liner along my lower lids and dark brownish purple lipstick. my mouth is open and I'm looking down and to the left side of the frame so you can see the silver sparkles on my upper lid. im wearing a low bun, big gold glasses, several colorful necklaces, and a v neck dark gray hockey shirt with a grayish blue under shirt.

a selfie of me giving the camera the side eye while sitting in my car with gray seats. my lips are pursed and I'm squinting suspiciously. my head is turned so I'm looking at the camera out of the corners of my eyes. my makeup is silver/gray with bright red liner along my lower lids and dark brownish purple lipstick. im wearing a low bun, big gold glasses, several colorful necklaces, and a v neck dark gray hockey shirt with a grayish blue under shirt.

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Tyrus says "NO NEED TO BE ASHAMED MINNIE. LET US BE THE PROUD FOOTBITERS WE WERE MEANT TO BE!" 😤🐢😤

a blurry closeup of Tyrus the tortoise lunging at you with his beak wide open, ready to bite your feets!

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

btw it's Mr. Big Tortoise Goth Gf's birthday today!!!! he's turning 60 years young!!! lol jk he's not actually 60. but he IS spending today moving so you should wish him a happy bday!!! 🎉🎈🐢🎂🐢🎈🎉 @adozenblackroses.bsky.social happy birthday babe I love you SOooooOO soo0o0o much!!! 💜🤍💜

a nude of my bf with a sticker of a party hat covering his no-nos. he is tall, very pale, and well toned but not overly muscular. surrounding him there's also stickers of a sailor moon wand, white streamers, a pink cake with candles, balloons, purple streamers, and a turtle with hearts above it.

a black and white selfie of my bf wearing a black hoodie with the hood up. he is wearing glasses, pale skinned, and has a short trimmed blondish mustache and beard. a sticker of a blue party hat and streamers is on his head at a jaunty angle, and he's surrounded with stickers of white streamers, a pink cake with candles, balloons, purple streamers, yellow streamers, pink hearts, and a turtle

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

summarize your account in 3 words? TORTISE 🐢

Tyrus the tortoise happily exploring all the greenery, dandelions, and violets at the base of a tree. 4 descendingly smaller pink emoji hearts with stars are floating above his head

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

oh haha just have my one best bud for life, Tyrus! 🥰🐢🥰

Tyrus the tortoise and his human posing happily for the camera. his human is wearing a light purple sweater and brown rimmed glasses and leaning against a black and white polka dot pillow. Tyrus is posing just below her face and to the left, stretching his neck like he's very happy to be in the picture and/or eager to show off the cute little orange spots on either side of his chin

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

since we're talking about cool Buds, its a great time to start a Threads Fave Series here on the Bluesklys! 🐢THIS IS SHELL BUD FACTS™🐢 im obsessed w softshell Buds & their silly likkle snoots!! 🐽 hehe Softshell Buds use their silly snoots as a snorkel! 🤿🐢🤿 this bud is a Spiny Softshell Turtle ⤵️

the head of a Spiny Softshell Turtle, viewed from the side. the turtle is scale-less and grayish brown all over, with chubby arms and neck, a soft smooth fleshy shell, vivid yellow and black eyes, and a long pig-like snoot that they can use as a snorkel in the water. the turtle is posing on the grass with his snoot in the air, looking very proud!

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

ahahaha of course! the Albino Indian Softshell Turtle beautiful cheesy bud!! 😍🐢🧀

a side view of an albino Indian Softshell Turtle who is completely bright yellowish orange and looks like he's made out of cheese

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

goofy smiley bud 🥴 hehehe I swear you can't look at these buds and NOT smile

an African sideneck turtle in the water looking like he is smiling

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

ok I lied! *this* is the list im MOST proud of being on 👿🐢👿

screenshot of a list by @lotternine.bsky.social called "People with BIG angery tort 💢🐢"

listing me as the only person on the list lol

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

he's mad I got up to get water for both of us 🙄🐢🤣

closeup of Tyrus the tortoise wearing a diaper and sitting on a bed with black sheets. hes looking to his left, where his claw is resting on a pillow with an ivory satin pillowcase

Tyrus the tortoise wearing a diaper and sitting on a bed with black sheets. hes looking to his left, where his claw is resting on a pillow with an ivory satin pillowcase

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

dinner of princesses 🥰 ...and champions too, I guess (pablano mac n cheese w queso blanco, chorizo, and topped w crispy fried jalapenos 🤤)

pablano mac and cheese in a clear bowl, on a green and white floral tablecloth. going around the top of the bowl from left to right, directly to the left of the bowl is a clear plate with wedges of kiwi on it, to the right of that is a black and gold can of Rockstar energy drink, a green and white back of crispy jalapenos, and a large white mug of tea.

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

once upon a time I put post-shell-shine pics of Ty on fbook... & got suspended for 3 days 😭 Ty's tail was out in the pic (shell massages are fun! lol) & SOMEONE REPORTED THE PICS FOR NUDITY 💀💀💀 so that's how we ended up w this lovely image 🤣🐢🤣 we'll keep it censored to preserve my boy's dignity

Tyrus the tortoise, viewed from behind. his shelled behind is shiny and beautiful after a coconut oil shell shine. Tyrus is sitting on a white cushion, looking back at the camera over his left shoulder, and his human's hand is next to his arm. a little emoji crown has been added over his head and a large emoji peach has been added where his tail would be, to preserve his dignity.

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

this just reminded me of the woman who RAGED when I tweeted "raising a tortoise is basically just like raising a toddler w a shell" & she qt'd me saying ppl like me are why the birthrate is declining & ill never know the joy of having children, so I replied w this & she blocked me good times 🐢

meme with a blurry pic of Tyrus the tortoise bobbing his head back and forth, but his face is blurry and his beak is open so it looks like he's screaming and shaking his head very fast. white text over his shell says "((screeem))"

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

he's just a perfect eeeepy likkle angel 🥺🐢🥺

Tyrus the tortoise sleeping on top of his human, burrowed between her black hoodie and his dark blue fleece blankie. all you can see is his lil head sticking out from under his blankie, with his eyes closed

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

my parents are doing all sorts of weird construction on the back yard, so now I have to eat breakfast out in the front yard... with *the cactus*... ugh 🙄

a selfie of me in a black shirt, squinting bc the sun is very bright. behind me is the back of a gray outdoor couch, some shrubs and a garden wall, and a giant organ pipe cactus looming behind me as if it's photo bombing my selfie

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

*sniiifffsnifsniffffffsnifffsnifffff* my tortoise says it smells like a sad old dude who doesn't know how to have fun in here

extreme closeup of Tyrus the tortoise sniffing you with his yellow snoot.

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

just shoppin at the grocery store and stopping to take pics so I can show yall my Tyrus the Tortoise™ exclusive socks!! betcha never seen a tortoise with his own branded socks 🧦🐢😁

me taking a picture while I'm taking my right foot out of my light pink fuzzy sandals. my sock has black toes and the rest is a purplish blue galaxy print with several of Tyrus the tortoise's free floating head printed over it like his heads are asteroids in space

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

since the twitter days when this was first tweeted, every time I see this tweet I am duty bound to reply w this gif of my tortoise

a gif of Tyrus the tortoise humping a black backpack. his beak is open so it almost looks like he's singing, but he's actually just quacking mating calls at the backpack

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

hell yeah!!!! 🙌🐢🙌 everyone loves the tort!!! lol I often just call myself my tortoise's social media manager. unfortunately for him im terrible at my job you def get a boop for following us tho!!! 🥰

Tyrus the tortoise peeking out from under his favorite navy blue blankie. he is sticking his snoot in the air and looks cheerful, almost like he's smiling. a pink emoji heart with stars has been added right at the tip of his snoot

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

hahaha yes! Tyrus is a big ham of a baby with a huge personality and hes my bff for life 🥰🐢🥰

Tyrus the Tortoise viewed from behind, standing on a wooden deck. he is looking back at you over his shoulder to make sure you appreciate his gloriously shelled rear end.

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

mfw my bf has 3 beers and says he's gonna fight this stalagmite

a zoomed in and cropped pic of the woman in the sci Fi art from the OP. she has blond wavy hair and a white fur lined coat and is looking straight ahead as if she's over the wizard guy's shit

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

exactly! they obv kept that trait from their dino relatives 😁🦕🐢 although Ty is NOTHING compared to these buds, they're literally called Eastern *Long Neck* Turtles... and well, you can see why 😂

an Eastern Long Neck Turtle viewed from the side, sitting in a clear stream and looking to the right of the frame. The turtle is dark brown with a dark brown flatter slightly rounded shell, webbed feet, googly gray eyes, and a light beige chin and plastron. it's neck is super long, moving in an S shape while it's looking for fish in the stream

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

oh jeez yeah!!! he loves booping everyone and everything and he has SUCH a ridiculously long neck 😂 ...like he just finds a booping target and his head goes ZOOOOOOOP! 🤣🐢🤣

Tyrus the tortoise stretching his neck over his human's boob trying to boop her face. his human is wearing a teal shirt and laying down while Tyrus is awkwardly trying to climb over her arm

a blurry picture of Tyrus the tortoise making his neck go ZOOOOOOOP! and stretch out really far trying to boop his human who is behind the camera to the left

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

this was the correct decision. always keep the tortoises as your allies 😁🐢😁

a meme of Tyrus the tortoise edited so he's wearing a crown, sunglasses, and a gold chain with stars all around him

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