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didn't realize it was ILLEGAL to be FUNNY critically-unacclaimed, world nowned, multi-grammy award non-winner starred in a commercial once dannycoole.carrd.co

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some labels I've been meaning to make. just realized I can use the dead space from client's projects for my labels. essentially making them pay for the labels. don't tell my clients tho
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wern 🏳️‍⚧️⨂ @wernmoment.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
got a field camera for stream gameplay preview so I can perfect-parry live on stream without wasting desk space
*alien dipping nuggets*
I'm doing nuggets you've never heard of into sauces you could never understand
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 25/09/2026
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so productivity skyrocketed, and we can do more in less time now. which means we should get more downtime right? right????
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 17/09/2026
Summer xkcd.com/3299/
4-panel comic. (1) [Person swings from tree over water.] (2) [In the middle of the swing, the tree’s leaves have turned brown.] (3) [When the person lets go, the tree is bare of leaves and everywhere is covered in ice or snow.] (4) [The person landed on the ice looks behind at Person 2 with shoulder-length hair standing on the snow.] PERSON 2: Summer over already, huh? PERSON 1: It seemed extra quick this year.
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my money don't stack, but my bills do
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m @mjjii.com · 14/09/2026
digital art. sleeping kitten. text: lo di todo (i gave my all)
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"you've got such great customer service" ya I'm such a good actor, can you leave now
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
what's your bot count- I mean, bot count- I mean, bot count- I mean...
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jims @jims.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
yanking my parachute ripcord, a tiny man brimming with self confidence and a can-do attitude pops out of the 'chute bag. "don't worry friend, i'll get us out of this jam!" he yells over the rushing wind. we slam into the ground at terminal velocity
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Keith Stack @keithstack.com · 12/09/2026
how do I defeat this enemy he’s too tough
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 12/09/2026
One trainer has possibly taken the concept of Pokémon breeding too far after successfully breeding a Poochyena with perfect Individual Values at the cost of its breathing being all fucked up. paletteswap.site/dif...
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Berkeley Mews @berkeleymews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Catboys
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
how do I double follow on the same acc
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
join now to have me take you out back personally and finish the job!
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Join the Coolecord Discord Server!
🚨Attention🚨ALL DISCORD GAMERS 🎮🎮🎮, Geo is in great danger🆘, and he needs YOUR help to wipe out 💀 all the servers in THe toxic internet 🏢🏢🏢. To do this, he needs a gold INVITE LINK 🔫 and a couple of ta...
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
2027... that's the year I turn it around. Just need... the right calendar 📆 amazon.com/gp/product/B0GF98HRPD
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
im live www.twitch.tv/danny_coole
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
date
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Roku City got hit by a tornado
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
finally, a weapon to surpass metal gear. you ain't gonna make friends sitting around so join in and if it's really not for you, just sneak out! it's that easy. everyone who sees this is invited
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Negative Buddha: get attached to everything. Develop attachments to whatever you see that are so profound you go insane
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SOME DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTIN STICKEN HALF OUT OF A MEAT GRINDER AND THE GRINDER ALREADY GOT HALF OF THEM AND THERE LIKE WELL A LIL MORE WONT HURT , AND BESIDE , MAYBE THIS TIME IT WILL IMPRESS SOMEONE AT WORK , AND ILL GET REWARDED IN SOME WAY FOR SACRIFICING MY PHYSICAL SELF TO THE PURSUIT OF A RICH GUYS NUMBER GOING UP , AND DA TEXT "MAYBE IF I SACRIFICE ENOUGH OF MY BODY TO DA GRINDER THELL LET ME CRANK THE HANDLE SOME DAY " - GOTTA BE SOON RIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don't mind the effervescent dread of it all but no music?? c'mon man
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Risk of rain fans be like maybe"
It's Mario in front of a storm cloud
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
join my discord for memes 💀 game night 🎮 and 90% less trolling* 💥
tiny.cooletopia.com
Join the Coolecord Discord Server!
🚨Attention🚨ALL DISCORD GAMERS 🎮🎮🎮, Geo is in great danger🆘, and he needs YOUR help to wipe out 💀 all the servers in THe toxic internet 🏢🏢🏢. To do this, he needs a gold INVITE LINK 🔫 and a couple of ta...
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
apex predator
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Vero Dynamix (On Hiatus) @verodynamix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's fun how some classic games with strong formulas now just have infinite content via level editors, ROM hacks, and fangames. There's so much arcade Pac-Man, 2D Mario, 2D Sonic, Rayman 1, Doom, and Mario 64 out there that you could play for multiple lifetimes and never run out of new game.
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Robo @thatnerdyrobo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I spent way too much time on this one
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Franek @franekk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
pov u da cat
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
game night was a huge success! here's a screenshot as proof
screenshot from game night tonight
had lots of fun!
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The meme is a picture of Brian in a vehicle and says:

"The lion doesn't concern himself with his urgent care bill from 2 years ago stop leaving the lion voicemails"
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
it's so sad we have to boycott ligma now 😔
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cinnamon @cryptidcuisine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
do you guys see the vision
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
YES FINALLY
feral creature running around in a roomferal creature biting and tearing apart toy
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just Start Biting People
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mac Miller "new album" coming soonMr. Krabs: Am I really going to defile this grave for money?
Mr. Krabs: Of course I am
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hby's stuff @hby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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