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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢

@bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
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𖤐 MDNI 🔞 𖤐 she/they/Mommy 𖤐 37yo Mama to a 16yo 🐢Shell Baby🐢 named Tyrus💜 𖤐 poly pan-demi-hyper-sexual succubus dreamgurl 𖤐 💜♾️ @adozenblackroses.bsky.social ♾️💜 𖤐 in a closed relationship 🔐 𖤐 $jnics10

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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
YOU SHALL NOT P.... OST UR NUT VIDS!!!! (bc they're mine 😈)
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a man with a beard and the words " you shall not pass " on the bottom
ALT: a man with a beard and the words " you shall not pass " on the bottom
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
id be shocked if you didnt 😂
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
NO YOURE STILL NOT ALLOWED TO POST A 🥜 VIDEO 😤😤😤
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
agreed it is a very lovely dick 😝
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
it's only good manners 😏
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
ohhhhh hecck ☺️ hehe thank you!!
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
getting on the airplane now 🤭
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
a beautiful way to chip away at the policing of our bodies!! 🥰
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
there was even a whole protest to this stupid meta rule last year where trans men posted topless pics.... and almost all of theirs were taken down and so many got suspended for being "sexually explicit" 😒 really highlighted the misogyny and bigotry behind the rule 🤬🤬🤬
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
oh hello there 🤭😈🤭
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🐰🏳️‍⚧️ Carly Rae Jenkem 🏳️‍⚧️🐰 @carlyraejenkem.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Sitting in your seat and silently tsk-tsking whilst masking it as peaceful “protest” accomplishes nothing against Fascists. MLK also revoked his stance about peace. The administration of Fascism got to this point, not because of violence, but because of peaceful complacency paving the way for them.
Stokely Carmichael quote on non-violence: “In order for non-violence to work, your opponent must have a conscience. The United States has none.”
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
(im sure it's a great shirt and I'm sure Tyrus would try to bite it 😁🐢😁)
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
yes what were you thinking?!!!
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Meta
@meta_nomad
Awful day today. I had 2 volumes of the collected work of Hegel in my car and someone broke in and left 2 more.

(Photo of car with broken window)
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Jess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · 20/02/2025
if you’re neutral milk hotel in the face of oppression you are an oppressor milk hotel
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
this is so damn cool!!! what an awesome experience too!!! that makes me happy you were able to learn and find your people all while building something beautiful. that's the kinda thing all of us truly need fr 💜🐢💜
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 20/02/2025
We're a repubthick not a slimocracy
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
there aren't enough hotdogs in the world to show you how much I love you. but I am going to try.
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
me to all of you:
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
oh god yeah we've been trying to get all our shell buds together for a play date at some point! should be adorable and hilarious once we do 😁🐢😂 such a big beautiful kitty!!! Tyrus LOVES cats, im def gonna show him this pic once he wakes up from his nap hehe
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
yes there was a rescue in Brookfield i worked with! & another up north I forget the name of! omg an iguana or monitor lizard would be so amazing to have as a friend! my big dream is to someday get enough money & land to run a reptile sanctuary for all the older buds that go unadopted at rescues 🥺
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
there's so many tortoise people here it's awesome!! we joined a group of old ladies w tortoises who go out to dinner every month! 🥰🐢🥰 so far we've only met Sulcata & desert tortoise friends tho, so Tyrus is still looking for a Redfooted lady tort to be his gf 🥲 someday he'll find love lol
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
ya a proper turtle habitat/tort table takes a LOT of work to build & can be a big investment. plus at some point ur going to need to rebuild it as ur Shell Bud grows! most ppl aren't prepared for all that work & think reptiles are just cool to look at. its good uve done ur research!
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
aaaa! omg I LOVE chameleons 🥰 they're so silly!! ok tbh I just love all reptiles lol. I started many yrs ago working w reptile rescues in Chicago helping rehab tree frogs, geckos, turtles, eventually ended up rescuing & rehabbing a baby gator, then Tyrus found me. it's a lifestyle 😂
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
we were in Chicago and now we're in the desert of Phoenix AZ. It's taken some big adjustments but Tyrus is def happier here important to note tho that Ty is a Redfooted Tort so he has much different habitat needs than a Russian & couldn't live outside in any climate that isn't tropical.
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mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 20/02/2025
easy. whenever you have an inanimate object and you’re not sure what to do with it, the answer is always the same: have sex with it
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
we must eat them, slowly, and with purpose. we must become fibrous; we must become closer to plant.
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
an emoji turtle with big eyes giving you the side eye
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
my tortoise and i are talking about you just fyi
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/02/2025
haha nice post dude. I'm going to put you in the panopticon
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
ive been waiting for this thank you
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a yellow among us character with a dog 's legs and face .
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
believe me i am trying so hard to damage those parts of my brain but the drugs aren't working fast enough 😭
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
BOOM yes there it is!! ✨
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
BASED
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/02/2025
can’t wait for polls like ‘20% of americans say “unsure” if purge is bad or not’
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
like a crabber on the flabber
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
well of course I highly recommend finding yourself a Best Shell Friend For Life!! but it's good that you waited when you knew you weren't 100% sure. Getting a Shell Bud is a lifetime commitment and many ppl don't realize that! when you're ready, you'll know! 🥰🐢🥰
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Kash Patel's Pit Bull @daranglenn.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Paul: "Have a Ring-GO at him" Ringo: "I'll snuff the light out from his eyes"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Yoko is definitely there and making suggestions as to how to kick my ass in new ways but it will be misrepresented by fans of the band as being the cause of why the band stopped beating me up in an alley, which is that I threw up bsky.app/profile/chac...
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
who among us hasnt been there 🫠
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
the lil claymation dude is such a vibe
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
oh my goodness 🥹 terrapins are SO precious!!! Gidget sounds like she was a wonderful Shell Baby and very loved by her human 🥰🐢🥰 haha I really ought to learn how to crochet honestly, bc Tyrus loves his "sweater" and he really deserves more outfit options 😁
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
M.C. Rib on the 1s and 2s! but only for a limited time!
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BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
the Angy Floof Gnome has returned, as foretold in the ancient lore!
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