gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Re-reading Odyssey and read Illiad in advance of the film. Homer's totemic phrases, ranked: 1. (the motherfucking) wine dark sea 2. Dawn, with her rose red fingers 3. (Agammemnon/Menelaus) son of Atreus 4. Deathless Gods 5. Eating and drinking your fill of libations before answering host q's 021
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026so sad about lindsey graham. can't stop crying. maybe they can appoint his wife to his seat 000
Reposted by gardner(d)gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026spent 20 minutes today talking to Mitch McConnell 001
Reposted by gardner(d)gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 02/10/2023"Now I just gotta work out the Kinks"-- Ray and Dave Davies' personal trainer, finishing up his to-do list 021
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Thought of one this morning, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social "Trump Says Epstein's Pedophile Cabal Wasn't So Bad. He's Right and Wrong" 000
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 22/07/2025just remember mike johnson is a godly man. even if trump has his antics, mike johnson is doing what he thinks god would want. 020
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 16/07/2025reading about ham salad, which I have to imagine will be enshrined in trump's garden of heroes or put on the supreme court or something 010
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 20/06/2025talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby and phantom thread are in a really interesting conversation with one another 100
Reposted by gardner(d)Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 17/03/2025my wife: did you find out why your mom was in the hospital me: that's what I'm doing now what I'm typing: purple smoke means the pope is smoking that good 3920107
Reposted by gardner(d)Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 21/04/2025‘Pete Hegseth? I thought you might be worried...about the security...of your shit.’ 8983155
Reposted by gardner(d)🂡 clams cartel 🂡 @mktulpa.bsky.social · 04/04/2025courtesy of my discord 81776333
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I know no one higher up in this iteration of the trump admin will ever face any consequences so at the very least I hope the secret police jackboots arresting these graduate students get spit on by someone in their family 000
Reposted by gardner(d)Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/03/2025A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser. 685240143764
Reposted by gardner(d)gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Mickey 17 asks the question: when is somebody going to do it 434741
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 05/03/2025got one coming in about 8 weeks and brother. there are days where I feel guilty for doing that to someone 000
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025it's happening for anora. great job by you sean baker 000
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025there has't been a Bond film since 2021 so of course we just did a 10 minute celebration of the franchise. say what now 000
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 02/03/2025if democrats ever have power again (unlikeliness noted) I hope they do. attach stipulations to every dollar sent to prop up red state legislatures. tax their shitty little churches. dismantle the school voucher systems for private christian academies and white flight schools. 130
Reposted by gardner(d)amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 28/02/2025I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs 8897311572
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Asked my wife if she thought the Hackman death was a murder-suicide-- rationalizing it by saying if you're at the point of killing the dog, it might be a murder-suicide. "Oh my god, no," she said, tears in her eyes. "I could never kill the dog." 000
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 23/02/2025White Lotus? You mean Below Deck for people who took the GRE? Yeah, it's fine 100
Reposted by gardner(d)southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I wouldn’t think “moved to root out diversity initiatives” is a useful phrase for journalism at all, but using it as a euphemism for a purge of high ranking black officers is downright Orwellian. 14742441024
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 18/02/2025@letterboxd.social can you guys allow for the linking of bluesky profiles on letterboxd pages? might be helpful for those who have departed facebook/twitter 000
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Yup-- this is how right wing state legislatures have been defunding public education bit by bit for years 000
Reposted by gardner(d)wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/02/2025My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse. 363176381385
Reposted by gardner(d)Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard.bsky.social · 09/02/2025It’s the shooter from Degrassi. 894620760
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 31/12/2024babygirl is one of the more batshit movies I've ever seen (compliment) 000
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 10/11/2023Watching THE KILLER like, um okay. Where the dang heck is that FLOWER MOON I heard so much about. 000
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 18/10/2023In the Three 6 Mafia song "Stay Fly" they say "I ain't Denzel but I know I'm a star," which is really smart because there for sure was some guy in Memphis who was like "I bet Juicy J thinks he's Denzel or something." Gotta get ahead of the haters 010
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 02/10/2023"Now I just gotta work out the Kinks"-- Ray and Dave Davies' personal trainer, finishing up his to-do list 021
gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 14/09/2023Do you guys think they'll make a sequel to Nun 2? Like, Nun 2: 3? 4? 040