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gardner(d)

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professor and cinephile. here for gift articles and to scream into my corner of the void. cheers boxd.it/3n0Ux

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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Re-reading Odyssey and read Illiad in advance of the film. Homer's totemic phrases, ranked: 1. (the motherfucking) wine dark sea 2. Dawn, with her rose red fingers 3. (Agammemnon/Menelaus) son of Atreus 4. Deathless Gods 5. Eating and drinking your fill of libations before answering host q's
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
so sad about lindsey graham. can't stop crying. maybe they can appoint his wife to his seat
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
spent 20 minutes today talking to Mitch McConnell
stock image of a (an?) ouija board to commune with dead ass bitch mitch mcconnell
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
spent 20 minutes today talking to Mitch McConnell
stock image of a (an?) ouija board to commune with dead ass bitch mitch mcconnell
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
"Now I just gotta work out the Kinks"-- Ray and Dave Davies' personal trainer, finishing up his to-do list
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Let me be clear: let me be clear
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Thought of one this morning, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social "Trump Says Epstein's Pedophile Cabal Wasn't So Bad. He's Right and Wrong"
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
just remember mike johnson is a godly man. even if trump has his antics, mike johnson is doing what he thinks god would want.
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
reading about ham salad, which I have to imagine will be enshrined in trump's garden of heroes or put on the supreme court or something
Ham Salad description. As awful as it sounds or worse. You tell me
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby and phantom thread are in a really interesting conversation with one another
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
my wife: did you find out why your mom was in the hospital me: that's what I'm doing now what I'm typing: purple smoke means the pope is smoking that good
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
‘Pete Hegseth? I thought you might be worried...about the security...of your shit.’
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🂡 clams cartel 🂡 @mktulpa.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
courtesy of my discord
Netanyahu: P-please don’t put; tariffs on Israel 

Trump: Shut yo goofy ass up; Crakkka ass thinks he can tell me what to do

Tokugawa Ieyasu wojack: End free trade with every country in the world and become hyperisolationist

Trump: YES SIR!!!; Glory to the Tokugawa Shogunate!!!
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I know no one higher up in this iteration of the trump admin will ever face any consequences so at the very least I hope the secret police jackboots arresting these graduate students get spit on by someone in their family
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Mickey 17 asks the question: when is somebody going to do it
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Black Bag 👍👍🤌🤌
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
got one coming in about 8 weeks and brother. there are days where I feel guilty for doing that to someone
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
reporting for duty
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 05/03/2025
State of the Union:
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
it's happening for anora. great job by you sean baker
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
there has't been a Bond film since 2021 so of course we just did a 10 minute celebration of the franchise. say what now
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
if democrats ever have power again (unlikeliness noted) I hope they do. attach stipulations to every dollar sent to prop up red state legislatures. tax their shitty little churches. dismantle the school voucher systems for private christian academies and white flight schools.
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 28/02/2025
I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Asked my wife if she thought the Hackman death was a murder-suicide-- rationalizing it by saying if you're at the point of killing the dog, it might be a murder-suicide. "Oh my god, no," she said, tears in her eyes. "I could never kill the dog."
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
White Lotus? You mean Below Deck for people who took the GRE? Yeah, it's fine
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I wouldn’t think “moved to root out diversity initiatives” is a useful phrase for journalism at all, but using it as a euphemism for a purge of high ranking black officers is downright Orwellian.
NYT:
Trump Fires Joint Chiefs
Chairman Amid a Purge at the Pentagon
Gen. Charles Brown Jr. and Adm. Lisa Franchetti, the naval chief, were among those fired as President Trump moved to root out diversity initiatives in the military.
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
@letterboxd.social can you guys allow for the linking of bluesky profiles on letterboxd pages? might be helpful for those who have departed facebook/twitter
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Yup-- this is how right wing state legislatures have been defunding public education bit by bit for years
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
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Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
It’s the shooter from Degrassi.
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
everything is so dumb
Elon musk being an ignorant and arrogant piece of shit
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
babygirl is one of the more batshit movies I've ever seen (compliment)
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Watching THE KILLER like, um okay. Where the dang heck is that FLOWER MOON I heard so much about.
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Timo Thée Stallion
Timo Thee is petting a horse
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Mirrors: the original facebook
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
In the Three 6 Mafia song "Stay Fly" they say "I ain't Denzel but I know I'm a star," which is really smart because there for sure was some guy in Memphis who was like "I bet Juicy J thinks he's Denzel or something." Gotta get ahead of the haters
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
"Now I just gotta work out the Kinks"-- Ray and Dave Davies' personal trainer, finishing up his to-do list
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gardner(d) @docgardner.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
Do you guys think they'll make a sequel to Nun 2? Like, Nun 2: 3? 4?
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