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carly rae jepstein

@die-hardman.com
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a world i’m ready to live and die for

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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 12m
Kyle MacLachlan for The New York Times (2026). Photo by Sinna Nasseri
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A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 37m
honestly I'll take the Phils over these doofuses with a racist name and a racist chant and a stadium like a half hour away from the actual city any day of the week
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 45m
this is a real loserly gripe on my part but it’s my firm belief that referring to your shit as “Project [Name]” in public makes it inherently lame sorry
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 3h
i didn’t play as many new games this year as i would have liked but i still think this would be my GOTY. still, gotta see how ace combat 8 shakes out
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 4h
Infinite personalized music will be great for people like me who are constantly on the go and an absolute fucking moron
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 5h
You Must Peg demo up on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/5054860/...
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 17h
that’s a wrap on control resonant. good game
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 21h
Quote with what you think would earn Walt’s disapproval/confusion.
Walt Disney looking disapproving a mandatory labor law poster
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 21h
he looks like he’s 0.5 seconds into seeing the ark of the covenant being opened
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 23h
look what i got my wife
FURBY
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People should use the block button on here it works.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
If Third Way got there before you did, you should feel bad.
The "Jason Figured it Out" meme except instead of Jason, it's Third Way
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 29/09/2026
i’m going to kill, nyself
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hellen keller denialism is very popular in the stupidest social media circles around
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EVIL UNO: International Man of Mystery 🇨🇦 @eviluno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Control Resonant? Very good.
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 29/09/2026
lmao
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a kid stands in front of his science fair presentation on a three-sided cardboard display. The display reads: When I grow up, I want to be… THE LARGEST SEA CREATURE. Panel 2: the kid, now matured, is walking into the ocean confidently. He’s turned back toward the shore, smiling and waving at his parents who are standing a few meters behind him, right where the water meets the shore. They’re waving back to him. Panel 3: from a bird’s eye view the kid can be seen under the surface of the water. He’s massive and only a portion of his face is in frame. His father, who appears older, is paddling alone in a canoe above his son’s submerged gigantic face.
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/09/2026
Once you start playing a Control game you can see the FBC everywhere
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EVIL UNO: International Man of Mystery 🇨🇦 @eviluno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have told more men (and women) that I love them this month than I ever have before. This has been a truly horrible month, but you have to push forward and make it a better place then it was yesterday.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 28/09/2026
the thing about Jensen Huang is that he will never ever ever not fundamentally be a guy who runs a graphics card company. Like sure yeah whatever scientific computing AI ok ok he learned everything he needs to know selling VGA cards with badly photoshopped box art at E3 in 1996
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 28/09/2026
it’s either dead internet theory or there are a lot more weird freaks out there than any of us would like to admit
this person posts about putting kinders bbq seasoning in their drinks
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Krystal Kavita Jagoo, MSW (She/Her/Hers) 🇹🇹👊🏽✍️🏾♊️♊️♏️ @equitableforall.com · 04/09/2026
Support Carey here, if able: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...
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Donate to Help us keep living while I sew, organized by Carey Means
We started this business with money that Carey got from conventions and used a sewing mach… Carey Means needs your support for Help us keep living while I sew
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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I MEAN
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 28/09/2026
Pac died??? are you fucking joking me?
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
poncho munch for deano bonano daylight come and me want to go home
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/09/2026
ok fine maybe i'll buy it tomorrow
Google search: Does control resonant have parry

Answer, a post from X the Everything App: Control Resonant does NOT feature a parry mechanic.
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 27/09/2026
i got some grippy socks
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve been seeing a lot of new characters on billboards in the SweetJames Multiverse and I don’t like it. I want only the original, somewhat unsettling, Sweet James.
SweetJames billboard featuring the titular James and text Call my lawyer serious injury lawyers SweetJames
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 27/09/2026
this is for my peeps
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 27/09/2026
going to a haunt tonight. a bit early in the season but we have other haunted activities in october so we’re getting this one out of the way early
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 27/09/2026
Those who know me well know milk is my favorite liquid on earth!
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Years ago when I was working in Rome my assistant and I went to an Italian place where we were seated at the outside tables. A young waiter took our order & I ordered a tall glass of milk. About five minutes later an older man rushes up to us waving his hands frantically. He basically started berating me for the milk. So I stood up and told him to fuck off and we ate somewhere else. Those who know me well know milk is my favorite liquid on earth!
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

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One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Since everyone is talking about the Elon movie and it’s an AEW pay per view it’s worth remembering when the Young Bucks were thinking about how to quickly let everyone know their characters were gigantic douchbags and their two moves were to dress like this and rent a Cybertruck
Young Bucks getting out of the Cybertruck Young Bucks dressed like dickheads fist bumping in front of the Cybertruck
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that.”
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 26/09/2026
Primetime was bonkers. gonzo, even
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freezy f baby @mcfreeze.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yes actually. let's see if i can put links in here www.mediafire.com/file/k5qx3mh... www.mediafire.com/file/fyhcqmt...
mediafire.com
bbm1small
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dude wrote one of the funniest bits in something awful forums history about a whirr-o-matic pitching for the Kansas City royals. Extremely funny, smart, talented. May his memory be a blessing
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 25/09/2026
malcolm was one of the kindest, funniest, most well rounded people i have ever had the blessing of knowing. my life is better for having had him in it and worse without him. god. what a loss
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Rick @crystalpepsi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok fuck it I'm wading in: It's specifically called out as *iced* coffee instead of regular coffee because iced coffee is seen as female-coded.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ME, THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE: instructions received. i will not fail
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[type ag into google] On my computer: agE OF EMPIRES II On Richad Hanania's: agE OF CONSENT BY STATE
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 24/09/2026
by the end of next year taylor is going to write an article complaining about “the Blacks” put it on your calendar
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 23/09/2026
picking my 9 wasn’t hard initially but now that i look at it i am wracked with doubt
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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