Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 10hDear Cornellians, Please see the statement below from Cornell leadership: “sorry. sorry. im trying to fix it. don’t be mad at me. sorry” Sincerely, Associate Vice President for Alumni Affairs 242
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 12hMany of the Cornell frat members I knew when I was an undergrad now have daughters old enough to be sent off to college. I think about that a lot. I wonder if they think about that a lot. 230
Reposted by Mike PuterbaughSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 13h“Senior editor Cereese Qusba spent months reporting on the case before breaking the news of the lawsuit on September 18.”thecut.comHow Student Journalists Broke the ‘Cornell Seven’ Case“Our coverage was absolutely completely raw from the lawsuit and nothing was concealed. At a minimum, that’s what we can do as the student newspaper.” 161245445
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 27/09/2026I’m not thrilled that because of the actions of my alma mater’s administrators, everyone is now word-associating “Cornell” with “rapists”. 050
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 25/09/2026Imagining Facebook AI boomerslop that’s like Dennis the Menace’s head on an adult body and he’s saying SHARE IF YOU THINK MATTRESS SHOWROOMS SHOULD STAY OPEN AT NIGHT SO VETERANS CAN SLEEP THERE 231
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 12/09/2026I have multiple cousins in the rural Midwest from whom I’m now somewhat estranged because I insist my Muslim-American neighbors in Brooklyn are overwhelmingly kind and trustworthy people. I stand by who I stand by. 130
Reposted by Mike PuterbaughDwightLymanMoody (he/him) @dwightlymanmoody.bsky.social · 02/09/2026God Angrly Clarifies "Do Not Kill" Rule was one of the best things written by anyone anywhere in response to 9/11. "Then, witnesses reported, God's shoulders began to shake, and He wept." 0372
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 10/09/2026There were hundreds of businesses in the Twin Towers and it’s weird that we only ever get stories about Cantor Fitzgerald and Windows On The World. 120
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 08/09/2026This is just like that time I took my suit to David Byrne’s tailor 050
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 08/09/2026Donald Trump thinks that Hulk Hogan’s erratic Wrestlemania IV promo about rescuing the Trump family from drowning actually happened to him 020
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 08/09/2026I think game remakes/remakes are neat—the relationships between technological constraints & game design are fascinating—but I get why the announcement would be disappointing to many people. 130
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 28/08/2026ICE shouldn't be detaining anyone, not even Milo. Abolish 141
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 18/08/2026Flip on the tele' Travel with Natalie Something is bubbling Behind my back 010
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 09/08/2026There is updog everywhere for those with the eyes to see. 110
Reposted by Mike PuterbaughCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/08/2026If you want to lose, run a household name normies have seen before. Stop overthinking this. People want change. They're voting for NOT THIS. Anything that doesn't represent the universe they've known for the last decade has a better chance at winning than a re-tread. 1122822
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 01/08/2026A computer can never be creative, therefore a computer must never make a creative decision. 010
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 26/07/2026Although where I live is too close to NYC to fully be “in the country”, every cover band around here does have Wagon Wheel by Darius Rucker in their repertoire. 010
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 15/07/2026Every couple years there’s a meme trend where you just post a foreign phrase like “pausa de hidratación” or “bomboclaat” along with literally any image 030
Reposted by Mike PuterbaughMike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 12/07/2026RIP “ASS” GRAHAM 1955-2026 191
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 12/07/2026Today’s news may not merit champagne in the streets, but it’s at least on the porch with a hard seltzer 040
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 12/07/2026Oh no, the timing means we won’t get Jack McBrayer wearing a ghost costume in the SNL cold open next week 020
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 05/07/2026Even if we assume the brash, jingoistic, uniquely American conception of “patriotism” there is value in owning it. People often just go along with the dominant cultural voice, and it would be very good for that voice to be associated with progressive ideas. 050
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 05/07/2026If God kept using Sun elemental instead of switching abruptly to Water powers, the thing might have happened. 010
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 30/06/2026I think “unelected justices cannot declare The Constitution invalid” is a winning political message 041
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 24/06/2026Sorry to NYCpost but I’m excited that the primary results reflect a city fed up with Democrats who don’t do anything 250
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 21/06/2026If you put your hand in the slimewater then RFK Jr will only get more motivated to drink it 150
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 21/06/2026White Zombie’s “Thunderkiss ‘65” happened closer to 1965 than to the present day. 030
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 18/06/2026Me when I listen to The Monkees’ “Headquarters” for the first time 161
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 15/06/2026Roku to be acquired by Fox Corp for $22B; new company will be named “Foku”. 040
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 10/06/2026When an expo booth has the big squishy floormats >>> 030
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 09/06/2026My Mayor Muslim, My Bagel Jewish… …And I’M in THERAPY! 030
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 09/06/2026Do people know when I post “Kalshi sounds like a frickin breakfast cereal” I’m doing a Kashi ad or has that truth bomb not yet hit Bluesky 052
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 08/06/2026Los Angeles has spoken, and their message is “stay out of it, Nick Lachey.” 030
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 05/06/2026Graham Platner is a rotten man and God willing I will never have to vote for him. 020
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 03/06/2026“Nick Bilton” is like a character name in a thinly fictionalized roman à clef about the history of Gawker. 020
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 02/06/2026Sliwa is a mascot for people who hate New York City, those who think the Pelham 123 remake was a documentary and that the Times Square Red Lobster is worth eulogizing. 120
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 29/05/2026No worries, they’ve just announced another wave of music acts for the 250th: * one of the girls who was in Seduction but not Michelle Visage or Idalis * Jordy, the rapping French baby * Another Another Bad Creation, the Another Bad Creation tribute band 120
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 23/05/2026Every local business is using AI-generated posters online and they all look the same (bad) 020
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 13/05/2026If Wendys’ junior sandwiches get any smaller White Castle will sue them 030
Reposted by Mike PuterbaughA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026A real man doesn’t eat salads or talk to their children about their feelings; a real man eats raw meat, gets $100k in plastic surgery to look like their childhood action figures and make their testicles the size of ripe peaches, and then keeps women safe by being a terrifying and volatile person. 1756679
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 04/05/2026May 4, 1976: We’ve spent the last 2 years preparing to celebrate the bicentennial. We put up stars & stripes wallpaper in Troy’s bedroom. USA USA USA May 4, 2026: Meh. 021
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 01/05/2026I personally know several unremarkable Twitch streamers who have larger paid audiences than Tuckley Carlsbad. 010
Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 30/04/2026Better a Democrat Nazi in the Senate than a Republican Nazi I guess 110
