Reposted by Josh JonesJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/02/2024they should call it the super bowl, since it will be played around supper time. or i mean they should call it it the supper bowl, since it will be played around dinner time. i mean supper time 33102282
Reposted by Josh Jonesthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/12/2023If “Cubs in Five” is one of your tMG jams then spare a thought today for Craig Stewart, who released it on his Emperor Jones label in 1995. Craig died yesterday. He’d had many health struggles going back a decade or more. Hard to say where I’d be today without Craig and Emperor Jones. 930435
Reposted by Josh JonesDinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 15/12/2023"personal best under buffet conditions" is a phrase that suggests a world of intrigue, especially when applied to non-eating activities www.qwantz.com/index.php?co... 513130
Reposted by Josh Joneskrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 01/12/2023Had he really become Death, destroyer of worlds? Or was he just a pest, annoyer of girls? Meanwhile Samantha was sitting on a bomb of her own, and she was ready to go nuclear. 126344
Reposted by Josh Jonesmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/11/2023Three college students were shot today while speaking Arabic and wearing kuffiyehs in Vermont. Every media organization that’s spent months dehumanizing Palestinians has contributed to outcomes like this 6685165
Reposted by Josh JonesRon Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social · 21/11/2023Dinosaurs, consider yourselves avenged 3939631153
Reposted by Josh Jonesstupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 21/11/2023mini golf is actually short for minimum golf. you putt once & you're done. teens love it b/c it gives them more time for deviant sex & drugs 071
Reposted by Josh Jonesan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 18/11/20231923: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute. 2023: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute. 7964382022
Reposted by Josh Jonescait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/11/2023in case you've never seen it, here is the original reddit thread where a dude posts looking for legal advice bc he thinks his landlord is breaking in and leaving post it notes everywhere, and someone in the comments saves his life by correctly diagnosing him with carbon monoxide poisoning 452736661
Reposted by Josh JonesAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 16/11/2023You’re making fun of George Santos, a man whose mother died not once but twice or possibly even three times?? That’s low. 221267188
Reposted by Josh Jonessadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 15/11/2023ISRAEL: no hospital was bombed. ISRAEL (later): ok, if a hospital were bombed, Hamas did it ISRAEL (now): attacking hospitals is our most important goal 251712600
Reposted by Josh JonesEileen Ridge @eileen4ever.bsky.social · 15/11/2023My partner is HVAC guy, and when we’re watching movies and shows, he’ll watch someone walking through a house and he’ll quietly say things like “Honeywell thermostat.” 1093266343
Reposted by Josh Jonesscari @cari.bsky.social · 11/11/2023I think if I see four or five hundred more aggressive and repulsive posts about voting it's going to really change my mind about the whole thing 212715
Reposted by Josh JonesScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 24/10/2023“How do you remember so many old baseball players” my parents separated when I was 11 831429
Reposted by Josh Joneslukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/10/2023An action thriller novel about Clippy tracking down and assassinating all the AI language models, and the tagline is “this time, he’s making his own list” 48625
Reposted by Josh Jonesonion person @junlper.beer · 16/10/2023homosexuals always say “be gay do crimes” until someone like george santos actually tries to live that life 743165375
Reposted by Josh JonesMichael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 09/10/2023Oh shit, somebody wrote a book about you 0189
Reposted by Josh JonesPhineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 09/10/2023Happy Columbo’s Day 2237251332
Reposted by Josh Joneslittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/10/2023don’t ask me about current events before Ive had the chance to check George takei’s page in the morning 0121
Reposted by Josh Jonesfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 06/10/2023tom cruise, you are a coward. there is nothing you can do against the onslaught. i am going to mod you into grand theft auto v and do unspeakable things with your image. i do not even consider you human. you are a meat puppet. i will blaspheme upon your essence and distort it to suit my will 1171
Reposted by Josh Jones"Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world's grief." @nocatsnomasters.bsky.social · 26/09/2023 112415
Reposted by Josh JonesKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 25/09/2023I love my job. Me and my bros get to hang out in a cozy research base in Antarctica. How can this place get any better? Oh fuck yeah a dog just showed up 263468746
Reposted by Josh Joneslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2023"what if a bowl of instant ramen could have 20 grams of protein" well what if god is dead? what if a rotting corpse sits atop the throne of heaven? what then 351013174
Reposted by Josh JonesWillow Catelyn Maclay @willowcatelyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2023Its fine, what Godzilla does, he's just too big. His only crime is that he is too big. If your cat was suddenly too big he'd do the same thing and you wouldn't want the military to intervene. Not at all. 915531
Reposted by Josh JonesThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2023"Just know that this a one week only deal. So get in touch soon."theonion.comLauren Boebert Offers To Personally Jerk Off Any Constituents She OffendedWASHINGTON—In an effort to address voters hurt by recent actions that resulted in her being thrown out of a theatrical performance, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) announced Friday that she would pers... 27944188
Reposted by Josh JonesYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 29/05/2023microwave: would you like your food too hot or too cold me: what if you cooked it just right microwave: wHaT iF You COoKeD it JuST RiGht lmao ok goldilocks 8552136
Reposted by Josh Jonescaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 09/09/2023i just found out that Joe Williams, the lead singer of Toto, is the son of John Williams, the lead singer of Star Wars 2053278
Reposted by Josh Jonesdan mentos @danmentos.com · 20/08/2023his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy there's 402692665
Josh Jones @bigboyjoshjones.bsky.social · 18/08/2023I am simply never going to call them “skeets”. Repulsive. They are posts and they can be reposted. Skeets are for sickos. 010
