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Michael J Dolan

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 11h
YOU die at the end!
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 19h
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mad as hell that Trolls: Band Together was rejected here.
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Took my kid to the skatepark and one child has a GOLD HELMET clearly identifying them as the villain.
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can't think of anything that'll make want to see your movie less than telling me it's "what the fans want".
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got my daughter reading 1,000+ page comics like Nausicaa and Bone and part of the appeal to her is that some of the most talented human beings on earth sat at a desk for years making this stuff you get to enjoy
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a four-panel comic strip by your BlueSky friend, Pete Toms. Panel 1: A barista says, “So I went to the doctor and it turns out out I somehow swallowed a switchblade.” His coworker says, “Aww, poor guy.” Panel 2: an xray of his body with the knife inside. He says, “Luckily the blade hasn’t opened so nothing sharp has touched my insides yet.” Panel 3: All I have to do is stay calm and hope for the best and the knife should pass through me without incident.” His coworker replies, “ Nice, you got this!” Panel 4: Blood is pouring from all his orifices. “Uh-oh,” he says. I’m posting this from the laundromat and don’t have my reading glasses with me so if there are typos please blame the concept of the frailty of aging.
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm here if you want more of this kind of dogshit insight. letterboxd.com/michaeljdolan/
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every ad I see these days is either "we made gambling even easier" or "this supplement will fix everything". Irretrievable.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 19/09/2026
Hard agree with @michaeljdolan.bsky.social's review of Resident Evil
Nails the feeling of playing a videogame because it understands that even though the protagonist in the game might be a badass the person playing the game is you, a dumbass.
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Disney doesn't know what to do with the Muppets. The BBC doesn't know what to do with Doctor Who. I have a wonderful suggestion.
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This guy is like Saw Gerrera — his cause is righteous but his methods insane
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Lament configuration explained Lament configuration refund Lament configuration reddit Can you be turned gay for knives Lament configuration woke Reverse gay knife puzzles
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me and my kid were listing all the different types of monsters we could think of and after all of it I'm pretty sure Bigfoot is the best one.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Baked potatoes? More like TAKED FOREVER POTATOES, AM I RIGHT
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Relly XXL 🥂 @rellmidnight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All these AI CEOs need to go to jail for the rest of their lives.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Spent an hour deleting hundreds of old emails from my friends and family to make sure I have the space to continue to get eight to twelve emails a day from Old Navy.
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One way to think of Nicholson's performance in THE DEPARTED (2006) is he thought he did The Biggest Performance Possible in BATMAN (1989), then saw DeVito do BATMAN RETURNS (1992) and thought "Shit, there is a higher gear possible, and it means going wet, and gurgly." He trained for over a decade.
DeVito as THE PENGUIN in a big robe.Nicholson as Frank in a big robe.
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't understand what this is and I do not wish to find out.
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
New Character Corner: Huck Finn of Now
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's wild to me that this hasn't hit ten grand yet, this is the good shit.
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rappers really are getting old huh.
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My kid is at the skatepark girls night but I've had to bring her because her mum was at work and I keep getting side eye off teenage girls and it's completely destroying me, I can't handle it.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 02/09/2026
Share a film that came out the year you were old enough to envision the future, yet still young enough not to fully appreciate that death is inevitable and time will grind your successes and failures into the same coarse dust.
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I do not want to spend a hundred pounds on a videogame. You can't make me.
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey guys I’m still out here making comics about mayonnaise for the people. The only thing I care about is the liberation of everyday life. And low cost condiments. Plz check out the kickstarter too! Plz share. Thanks for reading 🙏 www.kickstarter.com/projects/car...
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is good shit
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fucking done it again haven't I
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Really seems like he submitted an incredibly long list of names here and the editor just cut everything after the first four.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
in a sense my entire experience of being a man has been watching other men feed themselves into threshing machines and having the guys look at me like i'm stupid when i ask why
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Excited to dig into whatever this is from @alfredvalley.bsky.social , if these summer holidays ever end and my kid goes ever back to school.
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I remember GTA San Andreas coming out and it was the first time a videogame release felt like an enormous shared cultural event, GTA6 sure feels like it'll be the last.
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Got genuinely emotional when Will Forte yelled "you're never going to catch him" at Wile E Coyote, why'd you have to do him like that man
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A pic of Danny Glover in Predator 2 describing the weather in LA. Like everywhere else, it’s too hot.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When I read posts I feel confused and unsettled but when I read a book I feel calm enjoyment. Ah well, time to read several hundred posts
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tufted titmouse 🔜 EF 🐐 @titmou.se · 29/12/2024
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Shout out to Grant Morrison's Animal Man and that's how you know Walter Chaw is the best.
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love that he's put Dolemite is My Name AND Ed Wood on there.
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I know he's not for everyone but I love NWR and this is such an incredible write up of probably his most accessible* movie. *not a criticism
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Doing a thought experiment where I imagine a world where corporations are using the concept of ai to fire people and force them into poverty and take away their health insurance and I respond to this by saying stuff like, “What if bb8 from Star Wars wrote a poem? Would you put him in jail?”
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i don’t understand why i have to return to the bog every night if i’m just going to have to rise from it again tomorrow
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
upsetting myself with the thought that youtubers and tiktokers have independently unlocked the same affectless and disinterested voiceover as french art cinema
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hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
RIP! Society is the reason practical effects were invented. just mindblowing works of disgusting, gross, beautiful art
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