iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

It's only malaise if you experience it in France otherwise it's just sparkling existential dread

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

With every year I age, a bit more of the veneer chips away and more of the sea hag within emerges.

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Teach a man to fish and he’ll eventually claim he just always had that knowledge innately and then try to explain to you how fishing works

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Tingy ('tin-jee') Simoes @tingys.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

This is just me and @bexiita.bsky.social after a perfectly normal book club evening

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

When I was 6, I died for 43 seconds before being resuscitated by paramedics. An angel appeared, and told me I was destined for greatness. Today I ate a rotisserie chicken with my hands in the grocery store parking lot

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Bexiita Pole @bexiita.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Names I have been called so far in my coat: Sir pimpsalot LL Cool Bex Bexzibit

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Bexiita Pole @bexiita.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

It’s my 49th birthday today and I got my period so def still not menopausal 💥

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Bexiita Pole @bexiita.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

If you want to know what compering feels like, imagine trying to hold 200 thoughts simultaneously in your head, then trying to cross the M25, in pleasers, while a clock counts down, as you try to get everyone’s name right and try not to offend anyone with your goofy jokes. Also the M25 is on fire.

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 31/12/2024

look, all i’m saying is if your packaging says “tear here” and i tear there it should open the packaging

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Bexiita Pole @bexiita.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I haven’t changed my knickers since last year

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Bexiita Pole @bexiita.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

2025 and still no flying car

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Bexiita Pole @bexiita.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Books read: 43 Countries visited: 4 Concerts: 3 Major surgeries: 2 Major Pole events hosted: 5 Photo shoots: 5? Children becoming adults: 2 Times I got stoned with my daughter: 1

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 31/12/2024

in canada we don’t have new year’s, we just keep using the old one. we’re not wasteful like some other countries i could name.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I hope your New Year’s resolution is to fuck all the way off.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

As we close 2024, I want to remind everyone that men can be leaders too even though so many of them have proved otherwise this year. Let's keep giving them unlimited chances

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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

What an honour it would be to run a sex-shop in a former Little Chef in the middle of nowhere on the A1.

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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Hope all you girlies have your pre going out poo so you feel great for tonight 🙏

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Kate Lister @k8lister.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Me: Eats 42,000 calories. Has one short walk. Yep. That’ll sort it.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

The best time of the year for me is the week before Christmas when I close my bedroom door and shout DON’T COME IN HERE! and everyone just assumes I’m wrapping gifts instead of wanting to be left alone.

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RC deWinter @rcdewinter.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I think Santa Claus is a woman. I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I’m drinking cranberry margaritas exclusively this holiday season to stay holly, jolly, and UTI-free.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Say what you will about Ebenezer Scrooge but his pajama game was on another level. You can hate the man, but you can't hate that nightgown/cap/slippers/candle combo. Straight-up cozy.

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Bexiita Pole @bexiita.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Happy Christmas you stunning stacks of fucking sunshine

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Slept like a log last night (half-submerged in a pond, covered in moss)

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Bexiita Pole @bexiita.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Hello? Yes. I’d like to order one (1) attention please.

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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 21/12/2024

noooo ha haaaa im not taking it personally that you follow a bazillion people and won't follow me hahahahaaaaa that's super reasonable and valid and follows are meaningless hahahahahah

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

That Fresh Prince Of Bel Air reboot should've been called The Refresh Prince Of Bel Air and I shall be taking no questions on this matter.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Model trains aren’t that much hotter than regular trains

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I hate when I waste a really good joke on an unfunny person :(

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

People who are high on life need to know that it doesn’t have to be this way and it’s never too late to start doing drugs.

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 21/12/2024

maybe it would be nice to be the kind of person who can put a sticker on their car crooked and off center

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LL Cool Ade @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 19/12/2024

Only getting 20 years for having 50 other men join you in raping your wife seems light as fuck.

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Tingy ('tin-jee') Simoes @tingys.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Simone de Beauvoir and Marguerite Duras, aka me and @bexiita.bsky.social, because intellectuals

Me and my friend looking pensive wearing festive glasses

My friend and I wearing festive glasses, sticking out tongue and doing peace sign

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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

It’s nearly time for the rotting turkey and Tesco ruined my Christmas posts. EXCITING.

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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

The trans panic is just a rehash of old homophobic ideas, Exhibit A.

Tumblr post by maykitz:

reading a book from 1962 proclaiming the tiny percentage of "true" homosexuals should be left alone as a disabled minority but that the real problem is the growing epidemic of socially contagion'ed young people who only feel gay because of societal stress, mental problems and the derogation of women and that homosexual extremists ought to accept the reasonable compromise of not being actively persecuted in exchange for the institution of a conversation therapy-first approach plus laws that protect vulnerable impressionable children from being infected by a trend that will lead to psychological and physical damage

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Jen(na) X @jenx459.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

It’s almost 2025 and some men are still calling women “whores”. Women have been too tolerant.

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/12/2024

“Is it okay for a social media platform to be an echo chamber” back in the day we had websites and websites were generally focused on a single topic and if you were into that topic you would visit that website and if you weren’t into that topic you just didn’t go on that website and it was fine

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Bexiita Pole @bexiita.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I am very grateful for the NHS and if you have serious issues the treatment is incredible, but… …replace “worth actual insurance” with “worth letting you see a consultant within the next 18 months, if ever” and the sentiment is the same.

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Pop Cult mag @popcultmag.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

When I was little I thought Jesus was born at Christmas and dead by Easter, and I was amazed that he crammed so much in during those few months.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

sure, everybody hates snake oil — until their snake starts squeaking

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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

women you better lower your standards or else i’m warning you i will become even more pathetic

IG reels with a man and a robot woman which says :

I hate to say this but l definitely see this happening in the next 10-20 years if women don't start lowering their standards. It's very sad too because you should want an ACTUAL human CONNECTION.

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