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Ginger_tucci

@gingertucci.bsky.social
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‘You go to low grade restaurants cos’ you’re a low grade hoe’ - my current fave online review of me going to Hawksmoor from Wee Tommy Robinson’s supporters.

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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Pleased to announce that @dannykelly.bsky.social and I will be headlining ALL future events.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
@acidgrandads.bsky.social @jarmain-etc.bsky.social @dannykelly.bsky.social Sunday soundtrack.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Made a banoffee pie for dessert last night? Was left out overnight…. Ate some for breakfast this morning. Regrets? Zero.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I hate it here.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Richard’s dog walker was getting the good boy poses today.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I watched Educating Yorkshire and I have no idea how teachers do it. I’d be in jail for punching one of the wee fucks. I don’t know how anyone has the patience for it.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Did you know you’re awake for a hair transplant and it looks like tuna tartare? Cos I’m not ok with this.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Coming to that time on a Sunday when I’ve looked at my diary for the week and start counting up my bank accounts to see how long I could live for if I just quit my job instead?
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Upset the racists again on Twitter. It’s a never ending fun carousel.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Shout out to my photography skills. And @andydunn295.bsky.social @acidgrandads.bsky.social @jarmain-etc.bsky.social for putting on a fucking CLASS night. Unreal. @dannykelly.bsky.social well done for being a hanger on in the best way.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Packing Richard his bag for a wee jaunt to Chester for the night. Might take him on a roman tour, get him a wee outfit.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Behold; my £25 trainers that were so cheap in the sale because apparently nobody else wanted to have Marge Simpson theme feet.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
September = first Big Pot pursing of the season.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Mimed the whole of Taylor Swift Love Story and not one person congratulated me. Guys, I think I am single again. How can you disrespect Tay? Talent knows talent.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Lost a few followers in Instagram for this. Worth it.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Are we yay or nay on the octopus cardigan,
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Don’t recommend buying this unless you want to consume it all in one sitting. More addictive than class A’s.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
"I even gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is an Action Bronson line
Byron Donalds tweets: "In college, I worked at CrackerBarrel
 in Tallahassee. I even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot.

Their logo was iconic and their unique restaurants were a fixture of American culture.

No one asked for this woke rebrand. It’s time to Make Cracker Barrel Great Again 🇺🇸"
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Bit of Texas, is it? H and his band mates!
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
V excited, my Glasgow friends have landed in the south and we’re all taking Neil’s little boy to his first ever gig. It’s at Colchester castle and he thinks it’s gonnae be a wee small thing. It’s our mate that’s playing so it’s gonnae blow his wee mind when he gets back stage and sees it all!
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The local trains are all being cancelled so the cross country and Avanti west coast ones can be routed through local stations. And I once again ask, what the actual fuck is wrong with our rail system and why is it so hard to get anywhere? All for an obscene price.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
My most controversial take is that drugs are getting more and more prolific and normalised and you’ll never be able to stop it, so it may as well be legalised and licensed and the country can collect tax on it, control what goes out and cut out the folk making bank from shit.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
If you’re into easy watching crime; can’t recommend In Flight enough. It’s way past my sleep time and I can’t stop watching.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I’m *obsessed* with the Lego Italian riviera. The little crabs and fish are giving joy. But are they giving £250 of joy?
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
The call is coming from inside the house.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
The neighbours weans appear to be kicking a ball off of the adjoining wall? Is that just a thing now? Why would you even allow a ball inside the house? How bizarre.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
A girl in the pub has just told her friends she can’t hug them as ‘I have shingles’ GIRL. GO THE FUCK HOME. NOBODY WANTS YOUR ROTTEN GERMS.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Ran out the house dressed like some knock-off, ancient, frat boy. Kinda enjoying it though.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Fair play to Tanski, she’s obviously decided folk laughing at her is better than no attention at all.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I can only imagine I get the same joy from my car passing its MOT as parents do from kids passing exams. Well done you wee fuck, thanks for not showing me up, for now.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I’ve been advertised a beauty advent calendar this week and now a restaurant festive party menu…. Sir, it’s 30 fucking degrees, shove your turkey up your very warm hoop.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Le Creuset have their pumpkin mugs out again and despite the fact I don’t drink tea and rarely have a coffee I find myself pining….
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
A shop has just refused to accept my Scottish money and I’m furious. Absolutely furious.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I dunno, but I think binning AI/regulating it would probably help a fuck load more and be far more popular than ‘delete videos of dead relatives and times you had fun, peasants’
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
The face of a very sleepy boy that is desperately trying to stay awake….
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Do you think it’s too late to quit my job and become an air stewardess? Or run off to Spain and work in a bar? Or open a rum shack in a tropical climate?
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Remember when dogs just ate pedigree chum meat paste? Now they have tagine?
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
H has Neil’s phone at dinner ‘dad, what’s tynedr’ us, puzzled… staring… oh. TINDER, IS IT, NEILLY POPS? Both of us staring. (It’s absolutely not in use)
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
My alarm just went off for work for the first time in 9 days and I immediately did some mental calculations of how long I could survive if I just quit with immediate effect, cos’ I’m absolutely the opposite of enthusiastic about going back.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
If Tommy fucking Robinson is being “silenced” as he keeps claiming why am I sick of hearing the wee prick?
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I’ve never had to do air travel in school holidays & I’ll never be in a hurry to do it again. It’s reiterated how much I absolutely cannot stand children or noise. Dreadful. Would happily pay to get on child-free flights.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I personally think the most enjoyable things Americans do is block the entire thin Spanish sidewalk while exclaiming how nice it is but not moving out the way for every other person. Cos’ they’re important.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Me, shouting at Neil; ‘I need your card, we’ve been invited to a party in Scotland’ Neil, the nicest human on earth. No questions, launching his bank card at me…. ‘Do you want to stay normal or nice’….. ‘nice’. Into you.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
We’ve just went into a restaurant and the man was like ‘I KNOW YOU’ to Neil. Of course it’s the ham restaurant we found last time & Neil was so happy about the ham the man remembered him. 10/10. Would ham again.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Boops
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Incredible.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Someone reserved seven (7) loungers earlier, 4.5 hours ago. Haven’t been near them, guess what? Loud Americans have turned up & it’s theirs. COURSE IT IS. There’s a reason everyone dislikes American tourists.
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The method, the madness…
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Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
A lot of very loud Americans knocking about Palma. Shush. You need indoor voices and to stop having FaceTimes without headphones. Nobody thinks America or you are great.
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