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@graceldn.bsky.social
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 4h
I need to stop signing up to random Instagram competitions cos wtf is this
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck offffffff
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Camera up my nose and down my throat day!
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Facebook market place is an ungodly place
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JLo has discovered Peaky Blinders I see
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
St Jan of the Elephant & Castle
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love going home to my parents cos my sister paps me from all my good angles
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jans turned up and look where she’s decided to sit
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saw a male pigeon trying it on with a female pigeon but a bike drive through their path so the lady pigeon flew off and the bloke pigeon was just standing there like this 🧍🏻‍♂️for about 10s, looked embarrassed and decided to eat some crumbs off the floor like nothing happened
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My friend’s cat jumped up when the builders were plastering her kitchen so they asked if she wanted it preserved and framed. She obviously said yes.
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pole throwback
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Baby carrots on board ⚠️
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Waiting for all the money from my returns to come back into my bank account
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Second year uni house. Shortly after this we got broken into four times in one week so my landlord boarded up all the windows on the ground floor where my bedroom was. Who needs natural light?
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When you spend £350 on a new coat and they can’t be arsed to see the buttons on properly so you have to sew them back on. Yes Massimo Dutti I’m talking to you!
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Got a new coat today and my mum immediately slagged off my black bag 😭 Then offered to buy me a Michael Kors one because it was £100 off. I said I couldn’t accept that, so she goes, “Fine, I’ll pay half. You can’t have a nice coat and a shit bag.” 😭😭😭😭
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Told my dad a cafe near me does an Irish breakfast and there’s no pleasing the man
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me and a random man enjoying Quantum
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me and Ruby cheering after riding Hyperia at Thorpe Park as if I wasn’t effing and blinding the whole ride.
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Got some irrational hatred of this puppet but she proper pisses me off.
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All this Ed Sheeran talk just keeps reminding me of when Frank Gallagher from Shameless kept head butting that ginger bloke cos he had a phobia of Mick Hucknall.
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
First date ideas: take her up the royal passage.
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My colleague brought us in an apple crumble cheesecake he baked.
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Here we go again
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The best way to resolve this Monty Python feud is to get them all on a chat show with two prominent members of the Church. Not sure what could go wrong.
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jan’s just called me - Her: are you inside? Me: yeah, why? (Thinking she might have bad news or something) Her: I’ve just watched the Steakout episode of Inside No. 9!!
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Some absolute Baroque brutality here.
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sensational reply
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
‼️THEY’RE FIGHTING‼️
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is what my call list is like nowadays: Potential Fraud Suspected Spam Suspected Telemarketer Mum Suspected Spam
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Doctor says I’m going to need another camera up my nose
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just seen a video that seems to suggest Spice Girls will be announcing a tour tomorrow and I NEED those tickets.
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thinking about the time when my mate was about six and her dad made a curry for the family and put in SEVEN scotch bonnets. Apparently she was crying.
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Camberwell is an unhinged place - just came out of my hospital appointment and saw a man on a mobility scooter doing a wheelie.
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How is this coat a small, Mango?!! Don’t piss me offfff. I look like I’m wearing Hagrid’s clothes.
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Some man just knocked on my parents’ door while my sister was in and said, “Hi, I’ve brought this round for your dad Joe” and handed her 60 saveloys (???!!!!!)
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just saw a TikTok comment that said gingerbread in September should be illegal and that it’s a Q4 activity.
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My mate told me her bf was once so ill that she and his parents took him to A&E. While there, he finally admitted that the day before, he’d been wandering around London when some company convinced him to go to a dodgy hotel room to “product test” their salami 🙃
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just electrocuted myself 👍🏻
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pole Throwback
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Had to have a sleep after work as I’ve got a bad headache and I’ve been woken up by some kid outside screaming and I mean SCREAMING Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’ve just finished True Detective series 1 and now I’m at a loss of what to do with my life. How do I just move on? Where do I get my Rust fix? Anyway it was v good as you people said and amazing how I’ve managed to live on this earth and not had the plots spoiled for me.
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Am I getting old cos why am I considering getting a National Trust membership?
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Got my mum on to Inside No 9 Friday and she’s already on series 3 now.
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Had to be done
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fun fact: the Pirates of the Caribbean wasn’t the first pirate film soundtrack Hans Zimmer composed
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you’re feeling a little tired or unmotivated some mornings just imagine Malcolm Tucker shouting, “Wake up and smell the cock!” Beautiful motivational speech ❤️
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
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Grace @graceldn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Alison Steadman is 80 today?!! She needs to let me know what vegan sausages Pam buys cos she looks so good.
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