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Beowulf6561 👺

@beowulf6561.bsky.social
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We can’t stop here. This is bat country. He/him PFP ALT: Side view of my head being blasted in the face by a lawn sprinkler Banner ALT: blue background, red rose on fire, text: In an age of performative cruelty kindness is punk as fuck. Be punk as fuck.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The fact that HVAC stands for HELL VACUUM should concern more home and business owners than it does.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Who you gonna call 📞
A frozen pizza with the cheese and pepperoni ghostbuster style
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Beowulf6561 👺 @beowulf6561.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The only time I joined a fantasy football league my team name was the Scandisk Dildos. They kinda didn’t ask me to come back the following season.
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it's_my_potty🧤 @oldbaby.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
rodney safetyfield gets respect
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Beowulf6561 👺 @beowulf6561.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
A post from Grey Plague @narkissos saying: “Stop saying your life is a joke. It’s not. Jokes have meaning.”
Above a Photo of comedian James Acaster on stage saying: “Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.”
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Skeith - Platinum Princess @skeiththeterror.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This is how Dexter ends
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Beowulf6561 👺 @beowulf6561.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Can’t comment on the AI angle, but agree with your assessment. I thought it was just kinda dumb. Like you said nothing that was scary, disturbing, or unsettling. The GWAR segments and gore weren’t even funny. it wasn’t much of anything really. I big letdown after the other V/H/S movies.
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seen on instagram but its cooking with Bluesky energy
@spiteismadebyfairies on instagram
"Being online enough to tell which Gen Z slang terms come from AAVE vs which come from 2010s incel forums is the modern version of telling which words are anglo-saxon or Latinate because of translating the aeneid, beowulf
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word to the title. Moby Dick Cheese
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Beowulf6561 👺 @beowulf6561.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word to the title Are you my Motherfucker?
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Fryda Wolff @frydawolff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nic Cage:
He continued: “How do you survive AI? Amazon is a very AI friendly company to the tune of 50 billion dollars invested to OpenAI. I am not an AI friendly actor. I didn’t sign the waiver to let them use AI on Spider-Noir. It’s kind of like I’m probably not going to be working with that studio again. But that’s OK. So I got to get with these young directors who are Gen Z and they’re going at it their own way, whether it’s through the YouTube culture or whatever it is. They’re doing it from scratch and by hand. I want to get with that.”
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Beowulf6561 👺 @beowulf6561.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Fuck Ethan Frome
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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i only have one ex that lives in Tex
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
them: do you have any plans this weekend? me:
http://olanmeows.com olan_meows on ig pic of a pug eating cheese
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Curtis *Spooky Sociologist* 🏳️‍🌈 @soccurt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When war breaks out people say: "It won't last, it's too stupid." And war is certainly too stupid, but that doesn't prevent it from lasting. Stupidity always carries doggedly on, as people would notice if they were not always thinking about themselves. --Albert Camus, The Plague
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
They say no man is an island, but I know what I saw out there. Islandman is real.
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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The first time I visited a small town in the US and discovered how seriously people take high-school football blew my mind. I asked if Everyone's parents got together to watch Magic:The Gathering during lunch in the cafeteria too, and no one saw the humor in my comparison.
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Beowulf6561 👺 @beowulf6561.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Could be an odd Uncle type situation. IIRC, Penny from the original cartoon was like his niece or something?
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jack, you be trippering Ima call Mr. Roper
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
they never said to stop, yet it has become abundantly clear that most of you have
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Beowulf6561 👺 @beowulf6561.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
3 is a lot, right?
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Beowulf6561 👺 @beowulf6561.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“We are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying…” Lol.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 09/10/2026
"The chair recognizes the gentleman from Haddonfield, Illinois."
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech but Abe's face is replaced by Michael Myers from Halloween and also: watch out! he has a knife
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fugue state and chill
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine if Democrats were campaigning on "No immigrants in sports" or "No healthcare for Black children" or "I don't support biological Jews". You know it would be outright evil. Why does your calculus change when those same arguments are made about trans people?
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stand with Palestine. Please share and donate if able.
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"18 of 4 pages" sure printer queue whatever you say
hp laserjet 400 m401 pcl 6, job 5
printing
18 of 4 pages, 79.3 mb
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Beowulf6561 👺 @beowulf6561.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I want a new clone. One that does what it should One that won't make me feel too bad One that won't make me feel too good
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s been a while since I referred to anyone or anything as tasty. That may be a younger man’s game.
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Ad presence of God
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sharks are like if dinosaurs were real
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Ghoach @coacharming.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I"ve mentioned on here many times, my love of Reaction videos. The Led Zeppelin ones, are ALWAYS incredible. People freak out! It's the best. youtu.be/pmttuGLSO1w?...
youtu.be
The Heaviest Blues Rock Ever! | Led Zeppelin – When the Levee Breaks | Multiple Reaction
YouTube video by AXEL ROCK
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Dread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
HOW CAN I BUILD A BEAR I’M NOT GOD
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Beowulf6561 👺 @beowulf6561.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gösta Ekman as Faust in F W Murnau's "Faust" (1926) summoning Mephisto at the crossroads under a full moon.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
whenever i hear democrats say we need a strong republican party
blond man saying go to hell into a garfield phone and then hanging up
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nobody knows what's up exactly at the crossroads. Should you sing, talk about what you want the most, just wait. It's a real crossroads at the crossroads at the no shit. Do you even cross roads bro
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Filling the bathtub with cereal and milk, now who’s Cuckoo for coco puffs?
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Beowulf6561 👺 @beowulf6561.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
…And the Various Ways to Burn in It.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like he fronts a Counting Crows cover band called A Bong December
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 09/10/2026
ha ha ha we have fun on here
Trending topics on bsky rn:

1. Ice agents shoot man

2. pentagon to livestream execution

3. combining two film titles game
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Murder on the Polar Express
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Beowulf6561 👺 @beowulf6561.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Combine 2 movie titles 2 make a new movie. Fast Times at Ridgemont High Fidelity
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YOUR FOES WOULD SEE YOU SLEEPLESS: RESIST AND REST.
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elder millennial GNK dad @whatsnextmtthw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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movie poster for Go that has a blue background, yellow rectangle with “go” in red letters, and sarah polley, katie holmes, and either timothy olyphant or josh duhamel, who can sayposter for some documentary about nestor kirchner with a picture of him on it and big NK letters
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Beowulf6561 👺 @beowulf6561.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film. Long Day’s Journey Into Night of the Living Dead.
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