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@pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social
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avi alt text: closeup of the protagonist in "You Were Never Really Here" (aging Joaquin Phoenix with a bushy, greying beard) looking thoughtful and dissociated as he stares off into camera-left. (Mx if it matters to you.)

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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 6h
ai that reboots Citizen Kane "And/Orson Welles'
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 6h
new public school teachers be like
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 7h
my boys would call me the Fennec Fox of Wall Street
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 7h
bro who's on a diet so he only listens to Splend Knight
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h
Abdul El-Sayed on Fox News: "I think about MLK. He said this thing I always think about -- 'If your coalition is not uncomfortable, it's not big enough.' A lot of people wonder why I'm having this conversation with you. It's because there are people out there who I want to have a conversation with."
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 7h
Treason!
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 8h
people keep saying "when trump campaigns, he gets the base out" but trump keeps campaigning and GOP poll numbers just keep going down
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Rick Perlstein @rickperlstein.bsky.social · 12h
A Democrat got drunk once. A Republican made his fortune swindling sick people. We report, you decide. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/u...
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The Campaign for Ohio’s Next Governor May Be the Ugliest in the Country
The candidates for Ohio governor have significant policy differences, but the campaign ads have been strikingly personal, with exaggerated portrayals of one candidate as a con artist and the other as ...
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Dollop of 'Ween 🫠 @dollop-of-mayo.bsky.social · 8h
Scary Story the 5th: this one might be cerebral so like imagine a dimension of infinite pain and agony, right? it's probably really bright red in there, pain is a pretty red color. anyway you're dragged in there by a pain guy. the pain guy is from the pain place. but it turns out you're his dad?
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Dollop of 'Ween 🫠 @dollop-of-mayo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
4 is the # of death in some cultures: You wake up to find yourself strapped to a chair & a television in front of you turns on. On the television you see a creepy puppet. "Help puppet," the puppet says, "Help puppet for $5,000?" but you are strapped to the chair, & damn $5,000 would go down smooth
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Dollop of 'Ween 🫠 @dollop-of-mayo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
another spooky story: the delivery guy knocks on your door and you look through the peephole and see his smiling face and you open the door and he was only a head?????? just... FLOATING THERE?! also the place you ordered from forgot your fries
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13h
Arienne Childrey resigns as Vice Chair of the Ohio Democratic Pride Caucus. The state party has censored all attempts to criticize Amy Acton and Marcy Kaptur for their anti-trans votes and/or statements.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 8h
they should invent a US president who doesn't hate the US
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“james adomian” @jadomian.bsky.social · 8h
Hey @latimes.com looks like you don’t have a story up yet on the treasonous president threatening a false flag attack on Los Angeles and San Diego - still dutifully gathering “it was a joke” quotes from the police state?
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 8h
america has forfeited our worth 9/11 sculpture "North Tower"
"North Tower": melting, crumpling white shape, with M&Ms spilling out
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 20h
Truly incredible that this is how the media is choosing to eulogize the longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House in US history, who was a serial sexual abuser of children. For all the talk about "deep state" plots to abuse children, no one even remembers this case.
From CBS News: "Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert, who represented Illinois for two decades in Congress and was later jailed for violating banking laws, has died."
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 8h
telling ladies at the club that I have no musical ability but I can make decent quips on the blue sky no the app bsky dot app shirley surely you've heard of it
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 8h
if you're an old person, crashing your car through a wall into an occupied building must feel so refreshing
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 9h
a list of things you could do instead of arguing with strangers on the internet: - befriend the monster under your bed - look for cool bugs outside - look for cool bugs inside - read a book - perform an exorcism on a family pet - take up archery - listen to bjork - practice telepathy
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Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” @ryanjreilly.com · 9h
Jan. 6 defendants are “the best of America,” says recently departed Trump DOJ official Ed Martin.
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 9h
some of you don't wear these while you're fuckin'-fuckin' and it shows
american flag pants - red & white strips for one leg, white stars on blue background for the other
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 9h
when the nationalist socialism failed to protect the Volk, the Volk turned
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 9h
more like "sli pknot" amirite
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 11h
*seductively helps hamburger*
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20h
You’re laughing? A coyote runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 9h
might have a decades-long, deeply successful marriage just to feel something
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Tom Joscelyn @tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 10h
Curtis Yarvin, a major influence on Vice President JD Vance, is openly fantasizing about Hitler again. Extremism isn’t fringe on the right.
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 10h
one-celled plants' online experience tightly controlled by the #algaerithm
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 10h
I think I've expelled - in the past 72 hours - the same volume of my head, from my head, as mucus
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 10h
Had enough of ICE brutality? Here’s your chance to do something about the times we live in where human rights and the constitution don’t matter to Trump’s agents. Sign our pledge to vote and do all you can to fight back this critical midterm election. 1/
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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
kir @kirlax.bsky....• Apr 14, 2024
Alexis de Tocqueville in 1831 when he rocks up to Newport, Rhode Island.
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Let me guess. America bad.
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 10h
weeping! at the disco
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 10h
assuming everyone with anonymous avis on bskydotapp has a violent gang face tat
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 11h
Hand soap that smells like a different timeline
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 10h
lysol wipe packaging oddly silent about how many are safe for an adult to consume per day
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Shibley Telhami @stelhami.bsky.social · 12h
Sickening: An Israeli Bar-Ilan University math professor charged with hatching a “thorough and detailed plan” to murder hundreds of Arab citizens and cause thousands more to flee Israel, allegedly with help from “subversive elements” in the military. www.timesofisrael.com/bar-ilan-uni...
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Bar-Ilan University math professor charged with plotting to murder hundreds of Arabs
Suspect allegedly tried to convince, then blackmail, right-wing politician Moshe Feiglin into helping to find recruits for mass simultaneous attacks supported by 'subversive elements' in IDF
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 11h
68 the neglected middle child between 69 and 6-7
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 11h
My body is a temple that's why I put cookies in there. People go in temples for the cookies I heard
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 19h
I think this one is my favorite I haven't already seen here
Original post: "happy earth day! fuck off mars, you piece of shit!!!"

An attached screenshot has Chrisjen Avasarala from The Expanse (played by the inimitable Shohreh Aghdashloo) saying this
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 11h
2012. jfc why don't things ever change. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQPw...
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The Marikana Massacre: South Africa's Deadly Strike
YouTube video by Into the Shadows
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 11h
*continues to doughily procrastinate*
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 14h
thank you, devil, for your delicious eggs ❤️
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 12h
the mouse who remains in my apartment, too smart and agile for any trap, who I've gotten to know and talked to while it stares up at me, and sometimes talk to me and I respond just quickly touched my big toe as (I think) she ran by. very cute.
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 12h
getting pretty warm around here. who left their stove on??
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IMEU Policy Project @imeupolicy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On Thursday, Rep. Joaquin Castro, alongside 42 other cosponsors, introduced the most comprehensive bill yet that would sanction illegal Israeli settlements and ban trade with settlement goods. Tell your representative to sign on at: imeupolicy.org/sanctions
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Yes On Prop 40 @billionairetaxnow.bsky.social · 17h
Get ready for the 2026 midterms with our voter guide 🗳️! Go to bit.ly/4y9sU40 for more info and have a voting plan since early voting starts today. 1/2
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Ghøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 14h
thought I read harry potter but I was just staring at a big puddle of dog diarrhea lying fallow in the midday sun
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 14h
[thinking about skyrim, fallout games after 3] wow. I enjoyed those? and played them for a ton of hours? weird. really, really weird.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 17h
bring back ass whoopings
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 20h
11-yo Andrés lived with his dad in Texas—but was deemed “unaccompanied” by ICE and sent to foster care. “They’re kidnapping people’s kids and keeping them in government custody,” a former Biden official told us. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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“You kidnapped my son”
ICE is now separating children from their parents and deeming them “unaccompanied.”
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