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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 8h
"Do you have a moment to talk about Fight Club?"
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 21h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But this is not all.
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dame @dame.is · 30/09/2026
i challenge you to post one optimistic take or belief today on bluesky this needn’t be toxic positivity, just good ol’ run of the mill optimism/hope in the face of a torrential downpour of doom
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
rewatching “9 to 5” for the first time in probably 12 years and if there really is a heaven I hope it’s just getting stoned with Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin I love women so much
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
While Reagan looks up from hell and seethes.
Post from Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social): 

"rewatching “9 to 5” for the first time in probably 12 years and if there really is a heaven I hope it’s just getting stoned with Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin

I love women so much"
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RFK Jr with a speech bubble around the quoted post
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sword In The Stone Squirrel's Playful Chase
Alt: Wart (in squirrel form) being romantically pursued by a female squirrel in Disney's The Sword in the Stone (1963)
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RFK jr with a speech bubble surrounding the quoted post
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've got about a half-dozen episode ideas stuck in my head, so if they need a showrunner I suppose I can give it a go.
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Story Group @storygroup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Louis Auchincloss - BOTD
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nice little gift inscription found inside a used copy of The Moonstone: “Bette, This was the first book that I really loved to read. I hope you’ll like it too. James”
“Bette,

This was the first book that I really loved to read. I hope you’ll like it too. 

James”Penguin Classics edition of THE MOONSTONE by Wilkie Collins
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Moby-Dicker
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Ursula K. Le Guin @ursulakleguin.com · 25/09/2026
The Guardian called Revolution in the Heart: Stories Inspired by Ursula K. Le Guin "Probably the best original anthology of the year: a must-read." More info: titanbooks.com/72469-revolu...
Revolution in the Heart: Stories Inspired by Ursula K. Le Guin, edited by Jonathan Strahan
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The 2005-2016 me’s would’ve been so excited about a new 1200-page novel by China Miéville. 2026 me is like ugh, fine, I’ll read it for them.
A public library copy of THE ROUSE by China Miéville
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Born in the 80s and fanatically angry about Jimmy Carter and Jane Fonda, but can't properly articulate why.
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Glow-in-the-dark Bottle. It’s the bottle.
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
The Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) from Doctor Who, wearing a dark blazer and matching bow tie over a buttoned-up shirt and suspenders. He has an intense expression on his face and his reaching into his coat pocket for...A GUN? No, probably just his sonic screwdriver.
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Michelle Yeoh: Hot Dog Fingers
Alt: Evelyn with hot-dog fingers from "Everything Everywhere All at Once"
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stephen King stop printing entire chapters in italics challenge.
A page from DUMA KEY by Stephen King, printed entirely in italic font.
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Bex @wordofgreen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Norrell: Well I can infer that his words had some cruel intent, a barb, and yet I cannot make out how I was to take offense? Most absurd. Strange: It was a yo mama joke. Norrell: A what? Strange: You've never heard a yo mama joke? Norrell: I don't have a mother. Strange: What? Norrell: What?
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Bex @wordofgreen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mr. Norrell: We shall confound the French! I shall summon whimsical illusions of ships and enchant mermaid figureheads to betray great secrets and reveal French plots! I titter with ministers in cabinet. Ballyhoo! Ho! Jonathan Strange: I ate shoes for dinner and made a road about it. Napoleon lost.
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well, I *was* going to start catching up on all the Marvel stuff I’ve missed in the last few years, but looks like I’ll just be canceling instead.
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Lanny Budd series is incredible. I managed to hunt down the pulpy 1970s paperback reprints, but I wish the series was still in print. Had no idea there were audiobooks, though. Bronson Pinchot's audiobook for Patricia Highsmith's Strangers on a Train was pretty good.
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Story Group @storygroup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Upton Sinclair - BOTD
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Ah, for the days when aviation was a gentleman's pursuit. Back before every Joe Sweat-sock could wedge himself behind a lunch tray and jet off to Raleigh-Durham." "Are you gettin' a lot of bugs in your mouth too?" "...yes."
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Homer, I think you should ask Mr. Burns for a raise.” “Even better, I’ll ask him for my job back!”
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Do you know how to read?” “No. It is one of the black arts.” He nodded. “But a useful one,” he said.
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saw a splendid, nearly rained-out performance of As You Like It at American Players Theatre in Spring Green, Wisconsin tonight. I love this place.
An outdoor stage surrounded by trees, as viewed from the audience.
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ooh, and maybe the Doctor can solve a problem without resorting to their reputation as The Most Important Person In The Universe, and their companion can be someone ordinary whose identity is more than A Mystery That Needs To Be Solved.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe next time the Doctor/companion could attempt to achieve something, placing them in dramatic tension with some kind of antagonist, and their reactions to adversity could tell us something about them / the human experience. OR just do another season of Four People Say Things In a Room.
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We've chosen an emotionally apt image for this news:
reactormag.com
Doctor Who Won't Return Until 2028 at Earliest - Reactor
Only the Time Lords know what's next for this show
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
RFK Jr with a speech bubble
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it?
Theo (Clive Owen) and Kee (Clare-Hope Ashitey) descend a stairwell with (SPOILERS) Kee's baby as several soldiers look on in CHILDREN OF MEN (2006)
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My 2023-27 Read All Of Stephen King Project has been extended by at least two years because it turns out reading that much Stephen King is kind of exhausting. Thank frog I don't have a podcast.
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Ursula K. Le Guin @ursulakleguin.com · 15/09/2026
The new @silver-press.bsky.social edition of Language of the Night—with an introduction by David Mitchell and a foreword from Theo Downes-Le Guin—is now available!
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Language of the Night by Ursula K. Le Guin
In this novel by the iconic French feminist theorist, a woman replays her abandonment by her mother, who is sometimes addressed as a male mother-god.
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Max Rebo will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Galacticly-famous jizz-wailer Max Rebo
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PictureTheSouth @picturethesouth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: The Soggy Bottom Boys will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
The Soggy Bottom Boys - fictional Depression era roots music band from the movie "O Brother, Where Art Thou".  

Ths SBBs are characters played by George Clooney, John Tuturro, Tim Blake Nelson, and Chris Thomas King.  As the main characters are on the run from The Law, when appearing as the SBB's they are in disguise with hats and long fake beards.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Remmick in sinners
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RFK Jr with a speech bubble
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Doing a Costco run while filling out any kind of financial and/or health insurance-related paperwork, and my mother has the hiccups.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
in my 20s I invented a game called Hell Triathlon, where you had to take the three things in the world you hate the most and merge them into some kind of Olympic event for YEARS mine was “eating bananas while riding a tandem bicycle, listening to someone who thinks The Da Vinci Code is real”
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's not my favorite but absolutely nailing the "tore through a major city's queer dating scene over the course of 8 months and left an absolute crater in their wake, countless friendships destroyed and lives upended, hasn't been heard from since but there are rumors they're in corsica" look
emma d'arcy in a very loose oversized black three-piece suit over a dusty rose collared shirt open down to the closed vest. the pants ave wide and break very low over polished black shoes, and the jacket hits nearly at the knee, with oversized lapels that flare a few inches lower than normal. they're wearing multiple necklaces and rings, and what appears to be a silver fish brooch on one lapel, with wet look hair with single strands dangling down to their eyebrows
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Outfit inspired by Eragon movie poster
Movie poster for ERAGON (2006), starring Ed Speleers's shoulder.
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Forget Baby Shoes, the saddest six-word story is “he always ate sushi too fast.”
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why, yes, your email did indeed find me well, unusually well, in fact, because you see I have recently come into possession of a very fine cask of amontillado wine. If you would kindly reserve your place on the outlook calendar to come and view it in my unorthodox cellar arrangement…
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hear me out: Joker. New director, new actor, new setting, new style, new origin story. Repeat another 4 or 5 times, then do a new Batman vs Joker movie with a different Joker in each scene.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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