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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase

@bettybitter.bsky.social
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Doonesbury fan account. Also a lot of Bruce Springsteen. Used to be a Duchess, avowed luddite, LeftTradWife healing from her ex-fiancé. Join a union. Will your lawyer talk to God for you?

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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 11h
I have been using it for a year and I LOVE IT. It just... lets me write stuff. And save to my computer. Imagine.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 9h
Insidious covert spread of Poptimism made everyone think overcaptilized bullshit made without personality is equivalent to actual good art. If you have the guts to actually have discerning taste, then the machine can never reproduce what is valuable to you about art.
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 9h
Honestly I just find it refreshing to hear someone talk abt "meeting Jesus" with Biblically accurate psychedelic language. Yeah he says Jesus is a manly man but he also says He's a lion, a mustang, and a six foot tall pillar of fire. Way better than the usual cranks.
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 9h
My church's newsletter has multiple images that would work well as embeds included as jpeg attachments which is close enough for me.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 17h
The parish newsletter should have 1990s clip art as nature intended
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 9h
He's got good taste in Springsteen tour shirts, too
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 15h
[A parody of MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD, in which the kindly Mr Rogers takes us to see local things in his town.]
 
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[title]
MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD

MR ROGERS:

Hi there

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Today, I’d like to take you to visit some of my neighbours… 

[He puts his coat on to leave his house]  

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At a wonderful local event,
 
[We see the cute toy-town diorama of his village famous from the TV show. The camera pulls out…]

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The Data Center protest.

[The camera has pulled out further and now we see a huge DATA CENTER at the edge  of town]. 

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MR ROGERS [joining a crowd protesting outside the Data Center]:

The Data Center is an enormous, windowless, endlessly humming building outside of our town

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…Which has tripled energy prices, drank all the water, and created four jobs.

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[to camera, as if kindly explaining to the viewing children]:

Four jobs! Golly!

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LADY PROTESTOR [probably NAOMI KLEIN, holding a sign]:

In a way, the Data Center is kind of a vivid metaphor for a future we feel locked out of!

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MR ROGERS [to camera again]:

A metaphor.

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That’s something that lets us clarify our feelings about something else. 

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LADY PROTESTOR:
How do you feel, Mr Rogers?

MR ROGERS:
I feel like bringing down the government!

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MR ROGERS [now holding a sign and protesting]:

It’s good to have neighbors.

[ends]
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 23h
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10h
publicly hating liberty biberty is giving liberty mutual exactly what they want. they made a guy up specifically for you to hate i’m truly sorry, but the only way we can actually subvert this ad campaign is if we all collectively pretend we want to fuck liberty biberty nasty style
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 15h
I don’t think I’m ever going to get the appeal of pivoting to video for podcasts. I’ve been listening to podcasts for 20 years, and never once have I thought, my God, I need to SEE these people! I’m on a walk or doing the dishes, I don’t need video. 
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 10h
The flip side of this is that I don't think any Bsky post has ever made me as u comfortable as the video my church posted that I'm in, didn't know had been taken, and hate how I look in.
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok hot take in public here goes - the "having parasocial relationships about YouTube video essayists" community is way more socially maladjusted and annoying than any other celebrity worship subcult. You should all get really into Taylor Swift like normal people
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Hyperlexic @hyperlexic.bsky.social · 18h
For it is easier for a camel to get though Manhattan traffic than…
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I kinda figured that somebody found out asbestos was poisonous and then everybody went "oh that sucks, let's not use it anymore" but it turns out somebody figured it out in 1898 and we just kept stuffing it into buildings for another 80 years
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Joe and Lewis in Angels In America
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
where can i get a bra like this
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Y'know it'd be great if the one social media platform that actually improves my mood and wellbeing (Instagram) wasn't also the most dangerous thing I can do with my phone.
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Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
Wife: use the newspaper to get that spider down Me *reads the news out loud* Spider *depressed* holy shit
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Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We must approach the next few years with the energy of Gandhi beating the shit out of a fascist Mayor McCheese.
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Rick Perlstein @rickperlstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A Hasidic Jew, with the sidecurls, hat, and everything, is being deported. For the alleged crime of antisemitism. For peacefully protesting Israel. Where he is a citizen; and to which he is being deported.
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When Liberty Bibberty rode to town the women folk would bide They'd bide When Liberty Bibberty walked around the men would step abibe Cause the boint of a bun was the only baw That Bibberty understood When it came to bootin bait n bash He was might bood
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 03/10/2026
hacking your phone so when you say LOL, lmao, lmfao, lol. or hahahaha that it randomly sends a different one than the one you typed
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
how many of our most esteemed replies guy will be visited by the feds for text messages sent today
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🖤Am I capable?🩷 cooking: kinda whistle: on good days draw: not really paint: not at all swim: No english: proficient dance: if I'm nervous on train platforms sing: used to be great, now barely can drive: Yes gifting: excellent write: maybe? guitar: unfortunately so speaking: fantastic but shouldn't
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Funny how posting on the official app of LGBT sex workers has my omission audience set to non-binary pansexuals but being a Dbury fan acct means my average follower is a 57 year old straight guy who loves his queer kid(s). Its a weird line to be walking and leaves me making awkward caveats like this
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 03/10/2026
This seems so obvious to me that it always baffles me when people push back against it. Bach's Goldberg Variations and "Sugar Sugar" by the Archies are both absolutely perfect at what they're doing. But what they're doing isn't the same thing.
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Country Universe @countryuniverse.net · 03/10/2026
Multiple concurrent truths: Bryan's behavior in his relationships has been a problem. On pattern, he tends to make a positive statement or gesture like this, then walk it back in a disingenuous way. So we'll see if this one sticks. Quotes and replies are exhausting in all of the expected ways.
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is why I kept my mouth shut when Neil Gaiman's allegations surfaced. I'd been getting bad vibes off of him since he was Tumblr's fav straight guy. The 15 years of tongue biting had the vindication feeling good, but I wasn't gonna brag while so many good ppl were so devastated.
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this reveals SO MUCH about legacy media
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is impeccably phrased
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goodbye Warner Bros. Ich loved thee. Ich loved thee wyth myne entyre hearte. We will alwayes have Casablanca.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The BEST thing that true believers in AI could do is stop evangelizing to people, like me, who think it sucks. Do the hard, years-long work of detaching your beloved technology from the worst people in the world right now: shameless fascists driven by greed and domination. They’re YOUR partners.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have deleted a quotepost regarding a "leaked" Eminem song that has been revealed to be a Deepfake. If you had this reaction, rest assured, Marshall has not turned on us (yet).
Brita from Community

"I can excuse homophobia, transphobia, grotesque misogyny, senseless violence, and bestiality, but I draw the line at milquetoast centrism"
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Michael Scally @fizzvstheworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"THE WRONG SLIM SHADY DIED!"
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Wrong Kid Died
ALT: Wrong Kid Died
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'mma be real this made me think Elon died for a moment. Reads more like a widow than an ex, no matter how early in the breakup
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's funny cause your average social media user definitely talks abt visual art as if photorealism is the be all end all of quality while referencing webcomics that look like this on a regular basis.
The Lucky 10,000 XKCD
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Had to pull the instructor of my sewing class aside abt the sizing on the pj pants we're making next week "I recently lost 20 pounds--' "Congratulations" "So I'm trying to get it back." Stop being scared of your curves girls they're what make us hotter than guys.
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The best way to forgive your rapist is without him knowing. I've forgiven both of mine cause it helped me move on, but neither of them know that. Just because I forgave them doesn't mean they shouldn't keep carrying that guilt.
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I spend so much time thinking abt how much gov paperwork everyday people are expected to have, how ahistoric that demand is, and how many ways it hinders the freedom of the lower classes, and this is an excellent case study in it.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here is the thing, right, here is the thing (this is me getting a run up): the concept of the modern nation state and citizenship thereof is a relatively recent cultural phenomenon and we actually don't have great terms to conceptualise it as distinct from what we used to mean by "nationality".
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Basically, for most of history there weren't really borders as we understand them, so people could just go and live in other places and they might never be seen as being one of the same kind of people as their neighbours, but potentially their kids or grandkids might.
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pope Leo to Artists; “We live in the age of search engines that offer us thousands of instantaneous answers. Yet, no matter how powerful they may be, they merely return what already exists and tend to give us what we already want.”
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“In the age of technology and consumerism, the great danger is not only censorship but also homogenization, and not merely imposed silence but the noise that makes it impossible to listen. Art is a different kind of ‘search engine,’ It does not proceed by indexing but by inquiry.”
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