clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 13hi guess it's time to clean out the car if there's fruit flies 000
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 16hgod gives his most mid posts to his most mid posters 011
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 16hi don't usually use AI but i asked america dot gov what's the deal with the president's rumored stink butt and it audibly shuddered 031
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 20h*at my indoor hibachi* would you like another shrimp kabob, your honor? 000
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026excited to be chased through the dystopian wasteland of the near future by a murderous robot named Dots 000
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 15/12/2025i know we're all keeping champagne in the fridge etc but Munchkinland had a whole musical number ready for when it happened 63911
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026let's go live to Senator Eric Schmitt weeping into his hands in the shower 010
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026please god let these hiccups go away 000
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ok it's that time of the month where i learn enough about a topic i presently know nothing about to write 1500 words about by sunday night 220
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026oh i get it, Natalie Harp thinks Kaitlin Collins is a bitch 111
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026only learned today that Statler and Waldorf were conjoined twins 111
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026look, i obviously don't want to go to an interview with my head stuck in a peanut butter jar but it is what it is 0103
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldJulia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 25/06/2024I see no time in here for posting hog or boobies, please address this omission 021
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldFlayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Knee High 2: A Grasshopper 1151
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i felt comfortable posting under my own name with a photo of my face but then i had to create this ridiculous alt 061
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026BORING 021
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026maybe we can talk him into sneaking down the White House chimney to surprise the guests at the ballroom opening, finally locate his dessicated body in 2041 000
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026wrapping up another day at work by standing so suddenly the chair rolls into the file cabinet and saying "FUCK THIS SHIT" 221
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026desperately clutching for the zeitgeist one post at a time 000
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026most of those TV shows sound terrible! 000
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026look, i obviously don't want to go to an interview with my head stuck in a peanut butter jar but it is what it is 0103
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 13/05/2025better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than open your mouth and let the 36 grapes you stuffed in there come avalanching out all over the interviewers desk 124228
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i got the job because i shared my fries 051
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026oh i get it, Natalie Harp thinks Kaitlin Collins is a bitch 111
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i'm here to eat ass and drink beer and i'm all out of...what? yeah i guess that's probably more than i should have...ok here's my ID just the two 40s please 120
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026last time i called some guy "buddy" he threatened to get out of his car and beat me up as he slowly backed away 010
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once 913300395
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i don't want to have sandwich stuff in my fridge, i don't want to stress out about how much ham and cheese i have and whether i'll finish it before it goes bad or not have enough for the next sandwich, i just want a sandwich, a magical stress-free sandwich, to appear, on a plate, with a pickle spear 021
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026zero skin in the TV game or really any insight or interest except yes, fleabag is better than game of thrones 121
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026but they were all of them deceived for another stooge was made 053
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my novel is boring until you meet my deus ex machina "Portent Harbinger" 010
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026writing a version of 9-5 for people that don't drink coffee or want to take a shower but lay in bed until their ADHD medication kicks in 140
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026like a baseball through a pitching machine, these are the elongated days of our lives 020
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026zero skin in the TV game or really any insight or interest except yes, fleabag is better than game of thrones 121
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026but they were all of them deceived for another stooge was made 053
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026what autocorrect does to me a lot is somehow simply lose one of the words i've typed 010
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldPlease Eject the ZIP Disk @pleaseejectthedisk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Replying "UNSUBSCRIBE" repeatedly in the condolence chat until I'm removed. 172
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Before Sunset" (2004) dir. Richard Linklater 001
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106622521
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it feels like low-key abuse to not be able to leave a group text just because someone is using a non-iphone 140
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Before Sunset" (2004) dir. Richard Linklater 001
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My current financial strategy is simply hoping a future version of me has money. 1734294
Reposted by clam boat to the underworldclam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 16/09/2025gonna fight you with seven arms tied behind his back 0264
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026pointing at every lasagna i've ever made 120
