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BEAVE

@beaveinflow.bsky.social

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Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦 I typed some words: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4…

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Weaponized cheeks.

silver/grey cat, MF Jones, poses very nicely for a photo with the floofiest cheeks in all the land, sitting like a distinguished little gentleman and smiling directly at the camera

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I cut my hair a lot and made it wavy.

Office selfie of me with shorter, wavy brown hair and bangs, wearing a navy blue tank top and gold necklace.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

How I know she’s a direct descendant of Garfield.

Betty Ann Purronica, the cat, sleeping face down on the couch.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

100

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Everyone, please meet Poutine. My new porch goose and seasonal fashion icon.

A porch goose named Poutine standing proudly on a front step wearing a glow in the dark skeleton shirt and hat.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m entering my porch goose era.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

And yes, I am drinking it out of a cauldron.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

When I ask you to come in for a nightcap, this is what I mean.

Hand holding a box of Organic Nighty Night Extra tea.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Missing these fuzzy butts already. Seeing less and less of them as the weather starts to turn.

Close-up photo of a fuzzy bumblebee resting on the dark red center of a vibrant pink coneflower.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’m not saying this zucchini has ruined all other zucchinis for me, but I’m not saying it hasn’t.

My hand with a colorful manicure holds an absurdly large, curved dark-green zucchini in front of a sunny backyard pond, dock, lush green lawn, trees, and a bright blue sky dotted with clouds.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Spent my Saturday morning with my feet up and The Day I Died Again by @lilblackheart.bsky.social turning my brain into a gritty-ass 90s thriller. Do yourself a favour and pre-order it or sign up for the ARC. Doing both is also acceptable, doing neither is not. Don’t test me, I have knives.

A cozy chair, bare feet, and The Day I Died Again by Nadine Antoinette open on a Kindle. A suspicious amount of comfort for someone voluntarily reading a gorgeously-written gritty thriller.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Good morning from my golden gourd garden arches.

Pumpkin and squash plants growing densely along a tall arched garden trellis at sunrise, with orange flowers, green foliage, and a misty pond barely visible in the background.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I may have grated my thumb instead of the cheese today, but I also pulled the first ripe Lemon Boy tomato off the vine. Life is all about balance.

My hand, with pastel-colored chrome nails and a bandage on my thumb, holding a large ripe Lemon Boy tomato freshly picked from my garden.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

This could be us but you buggin’.

Two damselflies are boning on thick green pond grass

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Oh but they are!

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Cheers to gardening and THC drinks.

My hand with a bright pink thumbnail holding a glass filled with a pale blue THC blackberry seltzer over ice. The drink has a bamboo lid and a bent glass straw. In the background is my lush vegetable and flower garden with raised beds, softly blurred in the evening light.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Is this too forward for a first harvest?

POV photo looking down at my hand holding a large dark green cucumber beside a Pure Life water bottle for scale. The background shows a lush vegetable garden with pepper plants and bright orange marigolds.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Ending Sunday on a high note.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

This baby showed up on my doorstep a starving stray with a busted leg but now he's fixed, fed, and ready for someone to snatch him up and introduce him to his furever home.

A stray cat named Richard looking undeniably adorable in his kennel at the shelter waiting for someone to come scoop him up for furever.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Doomscrolling is out. Bloomscrolling is in.

A mature clematis fully in bloom with bright magenta flowers climbing up an antique white ladder in my backyard.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Spent the afternoon cornholing in a dress.

Selfie of Beave sitting in the front passenger seat of a truck, wearing a navy blue tube-top dress and a seatbelt.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Turns out I’m a mermaid now.

Beave poses in a pink and white striped bikini top with wet dark hair, photographed from just below the nose to the chest

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The end. 🐝 💕

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Don’t look now, Tallulah! It’s right behind you.

A wasp dilly-dallying behind my dog sitting clueless on the couch

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Land of the free. Home of the tits.

Close up selfie of Beave in a form fitting light purple tank top. I swear there was supposed to be more face in this.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

My son is beautiful.

Baloo, a chocolate Labrador, relaxing on the couch while his human lovingly cups his face

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Every selfie starts with me trying to look hot and ends with why people use filters.

A rare Beave selfie where my face looks like it’s buffering.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

This keychain has no business being this cute.

Close up of a hand with almond shaped nails featuring pink strawberry French tips with tiny white seeds and green leafy details. The hand is holding a pink and purple dinosaur keychain

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Bluesky, meet Pedro, the hummingbird that started my obsession. He now chirps at me relentlessly, and I’m fairly certain it’s because he’s demanding a hummingbird bath. Tiny bird. Huge sense of entitlement.

Pedro, the resident ruby-throated hummingbird that started my obsession, taking a quick sip from his favorite flowers before yelling at me about the missing bird bath.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

My friend’s dad loves hummingbirds and proudly refers to them as “hummers”. I may have made a tactical error when I sent this photo and asked her to tell him I’m the Queen of Hummers.

A sweet little female ruby-throated hummingbird hovers beside a cuphea hanging basket, enjoying nectar from its bright tubular flowers on the deck.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

He showed up this afternoon and brought a friend! 🥹 I was not prepared for an early visit. I assumed I had more time to get my paparazzi equipment ready, but apparently the hummingbirds have their own agenda.

Pedro, a ruby-throated hummingbird, inspecting the buffet of cuphea flowers he demanded, checking that service standards haven’t slipped since yesterday.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Evidence that the trumpeter swan distribution system has determined I am worthy.

My backyard pond with NINE elegant trumpeter swans on and around the shore preening themselves with an ethereal mist in the background. Nearby human has not stopped talking about them for 48 hours.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Nine swans a-swimming.

A peaceful backyard freshwater pond filled with wildlife, including nine white trumpeter swans and a flock of Canada geese, gathered on and around the water. Tall reeds line the shoreline, with dense green trees in the background beneath a clear blue sky. One goose is spreading its wings while several swans rest and preen near the grassy bank.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Haha I knew it! This is my current reader summary on Fable:

My Reader Summary from Fable which describes me as:
Gothic Librarian: Your reading life is filled with dark, misty, and mysterious tales where family secrets lurk. Your gothic imagination adds a charming thrill to the world around you.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I don’t have any yet! It’s too early in the season, but here are some yesteryear tomats for you to enjoy.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Why do my dogs look like they belong to old money and spend weekends at the lake retrieving mallards.

Two retriever dogs sit by a backyard pond under a dramatic, cloud filled sky, looking stoic and posed.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Well, there goes my retirement fund.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Reading with my manager watching.

Greg, the orange cat sits in the foreground watching as I hold open a book in our cozy reading room filled with shelves of books, and soft natural light.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

“At least it’s pretty,” I say for the billionth time, waiting for spring while winter keeps gaslighting me.

A snow-covered woodland path in my backyard, lined with trees heavy with fresh snowfall. In the background, my two dogs, Tallulah and Baloo, happily run toward the camera through the snow.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Tallulah Rose, 4 years ago today.

Our Cream Retriever puppy, Tallulah Rose sitting on a blanket on a leather chair at 4 weeks old.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Same energy

A photo I took of a trio of alpacas looking like an 80s hair band

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

A distinguished gentleman, clearly.

Baloo, a chocolate Labrador dog, reclines upright on a light-coloured couch. One paw rests casually forward, exuding a composed and distinguished air.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

No grass. No sun. Just me and a spider in the endless snow, pretending we’re okay.

A little wolf spider (not sure, I’m not a spider expert) walking along the large accumulation of snow still present in rural Manitoba.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I’ve ascended.

Extremely close up low angle selfie of Beave smiling like she just got very high.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

This is my face. Please enjoy responsibly.

Middle aged Beave taking a close up selfie in her home office. She has long dark hair with bangs and is making a playfully silly face at the camera. She wears a dusty crimson sweatshirt and a gold chain necklace.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Things I accomplish while working from home: Using the 0.5 camera lens from below so my cats look like long eared cryptids judging my performance.

Greg, an orange and white cat with a pink nose sits upright on a wooden table. The low 0.5 wide angle exaggerates his long pointy ears and front paws.

Jones, a sleek silver cat with light blue/green eyes sits upright on a wooden dining table. The photo is taken from a low 0.5 wide angle, making his ears look extra tall and pointed and his paws frakenstein-ish.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

After the exorcism

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

During the exorcism

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Before the exorcism

I am so tired and can’t think of creative alt text, so this is my cat Jones, pictured with an aggressively disgusted look on his face cast in an orange glow illuminating his tiny demon features.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

me, to my vibrator when the battery starts dying mid-session.

Three stacked film stills from The NeverEnding Story. Atreyu, a young boy with shoulder length brown hair, kneels in a dark, misty swamp beside his white horse, Artax, who is sinking into the mud. The landscape is gray and desolate with twisted trees and wet ground. In the first frame Atreyu holds Artax’s face and the subtitle reads, “Don’t let the sadness of the swamps get to you.” In the second he clutches the bridle, looking panicked and pleading, with the subtitle, “You have to try. You have to care.” In the third he presses his face against Artax’s head, crying,