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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 4h

Listen, if you haven’t voted for me yet, then I don’t know what we’re doing here. shitsky38.com

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Shitsky38

The 38 "best" shitposters on Bluesky, voted by you. Votes are public records in your own account.

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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 4h

save money on bills by walking into traffic

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 4h

why is "cuckoo" bird spelled like that are they cucks

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 4h

Good for you! I could never.

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 7h

Babe come over we’re having an emergency last minute frozen pizza for dinner

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 6h

The only fucking thing fucking certain in this fucking life is fucking uncertainty.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 5h

Also this incredibly traumatic yet perfect casting choice. They just straight put this on TV as a miseries.

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Penny Wise It

Alt: Tim Curry as Penny Wise from Stephen King's It

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 5h

People keep telling me I should write a book, and I just think about how I can barely commit to putting laundry away.

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026

farted so bad my two-year-old daughter tried to pull down my underwear to check me for poop

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I simply couldn't, so I did not.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A WEREWOLF WHO TURNS ON THE WAXING CRESCENT MOON: Haha guys i just realized what tonight is and we kinda need to solve this escape room faster

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah, I know where you'll be. On my last fucking nerve

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i forget so many things i long to remember why the fuck do i have to remember all the shit i wanna forget

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People everywhere are tired of my bullshit but I’m not done yet

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I could go to sleep but unfortunately I’m committed to making tomorrow worse for me and everyone involved

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Good luck with that thing you’re trying to do.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I saw an albino squirrel last week and just saw a melanistic squirrel this morning what does it all mean

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Flawed enough in photo, print and person to have never been accused of being AI

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I thought I heard a dangerous animal rustling in the woods but fortunately it was just my elderly neighbor who’d fallen into her compost pile

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Last year, my birthday cake said "Do it Lady!" And this year I am hoping for this

A design from @aryas_cakes on TikTok that says 'yeah i'm SAD, Secretly A Duck'

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I drew my WAP for you pls respond

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you seek friendship, I recommend the kind that will apply for a special permit to bring you cake at the airport on a layover, if they are willing to go through airport security, they are definitely ride or die

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's wild when people side eye the hairless cat, Burger, in my office. Yeah a therapist cat works here, keep up people act like you know what's up

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yeah I hear voices but they're not yours so no witty banter or coffee or dinner or monogamy or maybe having little voices of our own someday, just unrequited I'm the special one to do crazy alone things

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

proverbial straw in one hand, proverbial Capri Sun in the other

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I really missed the opportunity to make the theme for my birthday tomorrow Sunset Cocktails with Patricia

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m on every top 38 list there is on bsky!

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026

the top 38 accounts that fucking suck

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

She doesn’t want flowers. She wants rapists to face consequences that destroy their lives instead of sympathy, excuses, and silence.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’d let you test to see if I’m cake

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just think there's someone who has yet to be born that'll be preforming with Madonna at the VMAs someday.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

adding some whimsy to self care by putting googly eyes and a rainbow wig on my vibrator

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the only person you should be judging is yourself (and people who harm others)

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

100% agree! It’s basically made up of obnoxious influencers and AI slop.

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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Threads is unbearable.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me: Why does IG keep showing me videos of guys cutting up fish? Also me: Watches video

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Listen I am done, I am not clicking on that. You have baited me not

Picture of an orange and white cat's paws with the headline 'Brave Orange Cat Gives Birth to a Beautiful Basket of Buffalo Wings'

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The only reason the aliens would want me is because they are too spiritually and emotionally evolved to kill, yet they face an enemy that must be destroyed. They would use my lack of empathy to make me a super weapon.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026