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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

tfw you've just stripped healthcare from 17 million Americans and ensured the closure of rural hospitals

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

I think it would be good to get some women in charge of the countries that have nuclear weapons. Women talk to each other. Women can be reasonable. Enough with the macho men and swinging dicks.

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Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @acatwithnews.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

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Michael Washington @adefwebserver.com · 09/06/2025

We won! The AC Hotel allowed ICE to stay there, and we showed up in protest and the hotel management then asked ICE to leave! #Pasadena #Protest #NoICE cc: @maddow.msnbc.com

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Militant Angeleno @militantangeleno.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

So glad to see that cursive writing isn't a lost skill after all. #WestAdams

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 31/05/2025

every day now it’s like a bad snl sketch fucked a black mirror episode while an entire season of veep watched from the cuck chair

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Did you know that when your local rural hospital shuts down because of the Medicaid cuts, the 75-mile drive to the nearest one that isn't shut down is still 75 miles no matter how good your insurance is?

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Tennessee Brando @tnbrando.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

We got Bruce Springsteen and they got Kid Rock. We are not the same!

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

A haiku, but it’s actually 17 syllables in 3 trench coats.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Taking a bribe in a very public way doesn't mean you aren't corrupt, it means your corruption is shameless.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12/05/2025

If South Africa is a sovereign nation, how are we able to send our own planes we paid for to transport white Afrikaners to the U.S., but simultaneously unable to send a plane to return Abrego Garcia et al?

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Weird. Rome has an American Pope and America has a Russian President.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

just call the motherfucking thing what it motherfucking is: wealthcare

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

My sexual awakening just so happened to coincide with the first time I saw Bugs Bunny in drag, and that probably explains an awful lot about why I am the way I am.

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

before i commit to friendship i need to see how many unread emails you have

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

reporter: what do you know about alcatraz? trump: it’s in roku city. next question

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Donald Trump, who has a golden toilet, wants you to know you can get by with five pencils.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

no thanks heaven i don’t want more life at the end of my life

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Motown implies the exsistence of Larrytown & Curlytown

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Do you worry that your Cybertruck doesn’t look stupid enough? We’ve got just the product for you!

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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 25/04/2025

Incredible satellite image of the 33 (!!!!) operational fossil fuel combustion engines at the site of Elon Musk's XAI data centre “appalling that xAI would operate more than 30 methane gas turbines without any permits or any public oversight" @selc.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

a greyscale satelitte image of Musk's data centre - with a bright red marker showing emissions from the many (I think about 30) fossil fuel combustion engines on site

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

inflate to 8 psi for optimal results

Sleeping bulldog with scrunched up face and tongue poking out.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

This is your regular reminder that executive orders are not royal decrees. Because America has no king.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Autocorrect changed “subtleties” to “subtitles” and now my snide comments made in a foreign language are exposed to the whole world.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

“Can you keep a secret?” asked the person about to stop keeping a secret.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

The best way to avoid accidentally cutting yourself when slicing vegetables with a sharp knife is to get your kids to hold them instead. Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don't want you to know.

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VonTraphaus @vontraphaus.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Not a lot of people know this, but HIPAA privacy laws have an exclusion for pharmacists to shout out your medical problems into a crowded Walgreens

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

I won’t tell anybody that I was declared the new pope, but there will be signs (JD Vance trying to kill me)

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Brain decay sounds classier than brainrot.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

this one time, I was able to rob a bank armed with nothing but a notebook filled with poetry I wrote in the 8th grade

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Confirming Hegseth really was insanely reckless.

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 18/04/2025

Senator Van Hollen’s commitment to the Abrego Garcia case isn’t performative. Wearing an overnight maxi pad on your ear after an “assassination attempt” is performative.

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

That time you saw only one set of footprints in the sand was when Jesus unfollowed you

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

If Disney did a film about a pet rock, they’d still find a way to kill off one of the parents.

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Democracy Died @democracydied.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

📣 BREAKING NEWS. In a late night appearance on The Last Word, esteemed Professor of Constitutional Law Laurence Tribe unequivocally said: "Donald Trump waged war on the United States, which is a form of treason." Donald Trump committed treason and I will repeat this fact until someone gives a damn.

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I've long been a fan of Senator... [checks notes] ... Van Halen

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Basic AF @basicaf.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

The oldest Gen Zers are now 30. THIRTY. What, and I mean this sincerely, in the actual fuck

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/04/2025

[first day as a national geographic museum of exploration tour guide] me: sure you've heard of intercourse, pennsylvania, but have you heard of cumpig, west virginia? supervisor: get out

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Basic AF @basicaf.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Maybe if we gently place the current administration in a bed of rice, that will fix it

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.

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Sam Halpert @samhalpert.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Even accepting the premise that AI produces useful writing (which no one should), using AI in education is like using a forklift at the gym. The weights do not actually need to be moved from place to place. That is not the work. The work is what happens within you.

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