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'I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards'

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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 9h
I say this a lot but the Four Seasons Conference remains one of the funniest things that has ever happened in human history. Some of us have been gaslit into being told it was "cringe" or "resist lib" and it wasn't. It just hands down a fantastic, roaringly hilarious thing from start to finish.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 9h
I understand the symbolism of putting on the Guard to welcome Zelenskyy but it's really weird optically, it looks like The King has launched a self-coup.
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 16h
Oh man, they're going to be USELESS at parties now
Navy's only icebreaker out of action
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Character[.]ai financials: - $13.8m on compute a month, then $10m a month - bringing in $2.8m in subscriptions, sometimes less than $1m - revenue from all sources $5.3m a month Its bankruptcy shows the economics of AI don't work: www.404media.co/character-ai...
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Character.ai's Bankruptcy Documents Show the Economics of AI Don't Work
Character.ai enshittified its product but was still burning tons of cash, its bankruptcy documents say.
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Crown Royal Smuggler @compasshead1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you graduate from pornhub to regular intercourse
heaviside layer
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contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 21h
me in the middle of my crime spree: ya know it would be really fucked up if someone tried to put me in jail after all this
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 13/10/2026
that Terminator is out there, it can't brie bargained with, it camemebert reasoned with, it does not feel port salut or boursín or fear, and it absolutely neufchatel until you are dead
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every movie, song, and book that you love was made without the technology that people who don’t make art are now insisting is necessary for making art.
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Elizabeth Taylor @elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Reading the replies to this like….
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Elizabeth Taylor @elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is so grim and also what on earth is the possible wrong supposedly done here? Being a teacher doesn't mean you're not a human being?
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Leese on Life @katherineleese.on.tgirl.quest · 13/10/2026
Don't get me wrong, I love when they say the story title in the dialogue — I think it's the fun sort of cheesy — but I thought the one from Monster of Peladon always felt a bit forced.
The Queen of Peladon on panel 1: Maybe the true ‘Monster of Peladon’ was the sexism inherent in our monarchist system.

Sarah in Panel 2: Yeah, up women’s lib and all that, 
but I almost got fed to an actual monster, 
what the fuck are you talking about?

Doctor Who #DoctorWho
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 12/10/2026
Exactly as predicted: Elder abuse. This is from Danny Trejo’s son, Gilbert Trejo. Not only did Ben Shapiro’s camp trick the elder Trejo about what the movie really was, he apparently signed a contract barring him from even putting out a statement about it.
For anyone seeing this shit with my dad...
He was booked on a film, it's not pro-ice, it's not overtly pro anything. His agent described it as "a complicated story about a complicated time, where everyone looks bad except you, the hardworking Mexican shop owner who just wants peace"
He jumped at the idea of playing a good guy.
About 2 weeks into shooting everyone, including us, found out Ben Shapiro was involved.
My 82 year old dad has never heard of Ben Shapiro, I had to explain to him who that is, and what kind of guy he is.
My dad contractually can't bad mouth him, the film, or walk away without being sued for breach of contract. He couldn't even release the statement he wanted to.
It's fucked up. He's handcuffed to this stupid project, and swaths of people have instantly turned their back on him without knowing any of the facts.
Ben Shapiro got Mexicans to abandon one of their heroes, got his own name to the top of google's searches, and made us look like angry fools lacking any nuance. He wins.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it’s just great marketing
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Red Guy in t-shirt is sitting at a desk being interviewed. He says “AI is going to kill us all”

Panel 2:
Interviewer looking directly into camera, says “Well, we’ve heard from the anti-Ai guy. Now let’s hear from the CEO of AI

Panel 3:
Wide shot revealing the second interviewee looking slightly confused. He says “I’m the Anti-AI guy”
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
2006: "Illegally downloading media is theft because you’re taking something you didn't pay for." 2026: "Buying media isn't ownership because you paid for something we can take away any time we like."
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yesterday's funeral had an a.i. Order of Service which is clearly a thing now, but the Moment of Reflection was a 6 min a.i. generated song about the life of the deceased. It clearly meant a lot to the family, but I'm not sure my face was entirely convincing when they later asked for my opinion.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every day someone seems to have come up with a new amazing thing that you can pour gunpowder into, without questioning why everything has to explode.
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
doctored tweet from michael caine: "Pack it up pack it in batman begin"
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍻 @bagpuss.org · 13/10/2026
"AI will change the world."
A screenshot via Reddit https://redd.it/1x4lmsu of someone searching Google "what is penis in braille" and receiving an AI overview: "The penis cannot read Braille because it lacks the necessary nerve receptors. Nerve Endings: Reading Braille requires Meissner's corpuscles, which are specialized nerve endings in the fingertips and other sensitive skin areas responsible for detecting light touch and fine textures."
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Steve Toase @stevetoase.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You’ve heard of the hotel cuck chair. Allow me to introduce you to the hotel M.R. James bed.
A photo of the corner of a hotel room with a single bed and a crumpled duvet on top.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 13/10/2026
I love how his dementia is revealing his bisexuality and MAGA has NO IDEA what to do with that
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 13/10/2026
And with that we have our first dead AI startup
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Mathew Buck @filmbrainbmb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why are supermarket freezers connected to the internet? Or, more specifically, a strong argument why they shouldn't.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
'This'll definitely help me recoup the losses I made buying .bmp drawings of monkeys!'
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.
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Lucy Prebble @lucyprebblish.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
‘Quentin Tarantino’s first play’ feels less of a sales pitch than a cutting insult a particularly savage English teacher might give
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Andrew Coleman Francis @andrewcfrancis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
For #DoctorWho folks, Elizabeth Sladen's daughter is posting on Instagram about some weird generative AI videos about Elisabeth Sladen and Jon Pertwee...
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I don't want to give this person traction or publicity but lets normalise calling people who make Al videos of people's dead relatives what they are - a bit of a pervy weirdo

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This video uses Al images of my mother, making her say and do things she has not agreed to do because she is dead. Anyone watching, promoting and especially making this type of content is abhorrent. My mum would HATE this as would Jon. Stop feeding strangers into a computer because you're a pervert.

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Would you want strangers making videos of your dead relatives?

Didn't think so
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Zoë Grünewald @zoegrunewald.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“Don’t you DARE go after my imaginary friends!”
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My online girlfriend was so shocked by the Ukraine drone strike on the Russian data centre that she's been too upset to message me all day.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And to follow this up, we have a special Grok branded electrical socket to stick your dick into
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Very important Star Trek image
Shatner 
The world of homosexuality I'm not that
familiar with. Are you?

Spiner (Data tha robot)
To a degree…
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Tilt Araiza @tiltaraiza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Working on an AI Third Doctor fan-film and the results are uncanny.
Richard Hurndall as a foppish art critic in an episode of Crown Court. He looks not unlike Jon Pertwee in Doctor Who.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t remember Margaret Rutherford being the Doctor.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The sort of traditional moral leadership I'm all for seeing a return to.
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Dennis @bododenden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I take every chance I get to make fun of the Telegraph, but credit where it's due.
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maxel tov! @max3000.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
britain used to be a proper country (would air hallucinatory queer antifascist folk horror on the BBC at primetime)
Cover art for Penda's Fen, directed by Alan Clarke, written by David Rudkin
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So few people want to make media for adults anymoee
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My theory is that the stubbornness, brittleness etc all flows from the fact the vote was in fact quite close. If it had been 60/40 there's room for magnanimity, worrying about losers' consent etc... but 52/48? Show weakness and it might slip away, somehow.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A handful of great shouts here, but most have the same “do you know how long an hour IS and do you understand that TV is a different medium to books” problem as the HP series.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Either this show will be a massive failure, which will have big commercial consequences and therefore terrible creative ones elsewhere in HBO/Skydance, or it will be a success, which will result in new frontiers of padding across every other established property.
Season 1, which has wrapped production in May, will have the much-needed room to breathe. Flynn shared Harry Potter will have ten hours of footage, which means it will expand its runtime beyond one-hour,
"I think it's great, there's a lot more scope in the series to play with nuance, because obviously the films are sort of two hours versus ten hours of TV, so there's the opportunity to pull out different shades.
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Sathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played
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John Springford @johnspringford.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nothing is more important than intimidating asylum seekers
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. 
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see  see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nailed it. 🔨
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 10/10/2026
“My personal AI agent posted my bank details on company Slack. It's made me rethink how I use it.” These titans of business. These masters of the universe.
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My personal AI agent posted my bank details on company Slack. It's made me rethink how I use it.
Shane Mac, the CEO of XMTP Labs, got a rude shock when one of his AI agents posted his monthly bank audit in a company Slack channel.
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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
‘Culturally British by my standards’ is one of the most chilling phrases uttered in British politics. Entirely unsurprising to me who it’s from.
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 09/10/2026
So much of Silicon Valley and therefore also genAI boosterism is motivated, on a deep and fundamental level, by petty resentment that other people are allowed to exist.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Peter Whitewood @pwhitewood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A shadowy network of hedgehogs and owls, operating at the highest levels of the British establishment.
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Spinky’s Mama @spinkysmama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would also like to add Justin Johnson’s priceless Brian Blessed story from the recording of the Cutaway Comics bonus commentary. BB is merrily TALKING when he stops dead- “OH SHIT! I FORGOT KENNETH BRANAGH’S COMING TO TEA!” Followed by a confused Sir Kenneth looming into view on the webcam…
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