contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 14/10/2026me in the middle of my crime spree: ya know it would be really fucked up if someone tried to put me in jail after all this 0509
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026just saw a waymo run a red light? what's going on what are we doing 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i hate voting in california, what do you mean "the ballot is 10 pages and the voter guide is 174"?? 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 11/10/2026yikes the lucas museum has an absolutely atrocious street presence 200
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 10/10/2026malcom gladwell's "we need more police" thing is kind of a hard sell when you see 10 cops just shooting the shit at a metro stop 010
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026haha yeah i have a few zeroes in my bank account (0.00) 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026we need more haters to run for office 010
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"don't invite these people to the met gala" "i don't think that's the project of journalism" lmao 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026say it with me: abolish ice 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026pushing the pour button on the water dispenser without a cup under it so i can see the "bottles saved" number go up 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026guy is listening to trump space fanfic read aloud with an ai voice without headphones on lmao 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026pretty cool that drivers have turned the second delay between the walk sign changing and the traffic light into an even more dangerous time to run red lights 001
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026why would bringing a drink to an interview be disqualifying? does the office have a "no beverages" policy? 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026highly highly recommend hitting save draft instead of post 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026thank god the computer can help me do my hobbies, which i fucking hate 010
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026everyone in ai rnstatic.klipy.comMitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies SketchALT: Mitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies Sketch 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ya know who also built a decoy sculpture to hide deadly weapons in? odysseus 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026bought some new colored pencils recently and they have changed my life !!!!! 001
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026lmao imagine doing something so blatantly corrupt the gulf states start getting uncomfortable 021
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026what a ridiculous way to run a city 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026dolly parton released how many albums??? 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026cue cards visible in the shot and still stumbling over the line, scrolling block of text to cite case law about how legal and cool what you're doing is, "i'm not a mob boss" mob boss cosplay. 👩🍳🤌 140
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026we have lacma at home (the la county central arraignment court) 020
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026browsing morandi still lifes today. really like this one 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026i already have something that can make a highlight reel of a dinner party to look back on and its called memories in my human brain 010
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026journalists are happily tweeting out "i'm a regime stooge" now? 110
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026the word "axonometric" gets thrown around pretty loosely these days, huh? 100
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 11/08/2026can't stop thinking about chloe sevigny complaining that la is too bright 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 05/08/2026me after scrolling on a social media site for 15 mins 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026just saw someone sitting on one of those food delivery robots while waiting for the bus and now i'm not so mad at them 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 30/07/2026there are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible. 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 29/07/2026ya know that guy had a lot of odycity to come back after 20 years and string that bow like he never left 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026i think it's interesting that you can't turn off the shutter click sound on your phone camera in japan meanwhile it's apparently fine to cover the very small red blinking light on your meta glasses and record all of your interactions in the us 100
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026i just feel like, if anyone is committing crimes, its the people in charge of the models? 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 25/07/2026what's up with wine collecting? i thought you were supposed to drink the stuff 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 20/07/2026the thing i love about soccer, about the world cup, is its capacity to bring us all together 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 11/07/2026modelland song lowkey slaps lmao 100
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026interesting to see what elite schools think will set them apart from their peers 110
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026i don't want to hear anything else about that building unless it has actually fallen down 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026what if -- hear me out -- cities adopted design standards that resulted in good buildings instead of bad ones? 100
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Why use many word when few word do trick? Sentence fragments in the 20th century american novel 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 04/07/2026tfw the president is taking Care that the Laws be faithfully executed 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 02/07/2026the world cup might be the ugliest trophy in professional sports 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 30/06/2026textualism in that the constitution means what ever leonard leo texts the group chat it means 000
contemporary 2 slice toaster @poasting-toaster.bsky.social · 30/06/2026"this project reinvents urban living" meanwhile its a tower with a curvy terrace cut out of the 40th floor 010