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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah, here we go
collectorsweekly.com
How Collecting Opium Antiques Turned Me Into an Opium Addict
There, he also discovered the beauty of antique opium pipes, bowls, and lamps, as well as opium trays and the hundreds of little implements that went with...
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am depressed. But I try to keep my hopes up. I like to play the lottery. Last year, I really thought I'd win it. Unfortunately, they ended up stoning another woman to death.
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Erik, Friend of the Dolls @bookwurmnerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*sigh*....fuck
A snippet of a wider prose on being chronically single.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you wanna be my lover You’re gonna watch Seven Up! And all of the others! Seven through 70? Yup!
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wasn’t waving at you I was waving at the distant mountain barely visible on the horizon behind you.
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Matthew Willis (Naval Air History) @navalairhistory.com · 25/09/2026
When the photography shop assures you that these expired films are unused
Black and white photo. Due to a double exposure, it looks as though a racing car is about to crash through a spectral graduation ceremony
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is no such thing as art without a human on one end of the line and a human on the other end. In communication with each other.
A city that exists
There is no such thing as art without a human on one end of the line and a human on the other end. In communication with each other. Like a closed electric circuit (?) I could explain that better but I spent my life appreciating art. There are pieces of writing that stand on their own without any supplementary information but there's a reason that when we read a classic poem or short story we usually soon after want to know when and where and under which conditions it was written. Same with music. You can hear a song you like and appreciate it knowing little but the first question people often ask when you play them something by a new band is where are they from? It’s funny that you should ask because they are from a city that exists. Art is a conversation where the particulars of the world are made universal and the universal is made particular. Think about how powerful an engine of imagination it is for a young person hearing a band and learning that they are from some far off place – Tokyo or New York or even somewhere gross like the UK. It is a time portal. It is magic. It even works if the artist dead. So too with a painting. The little information plaque in the museum is an extraordinarily powerful tool. What if it said no one painted this nowhere? Well then you’d be looking at nothing. And now what would you be?
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
White sweatshirt. Check. Acid wash jeans. Check. Ok. Time to make tomato soup.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 26/04/2025
“house made ketchup” oh okay i guess i’ll just go fuck myself
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy 9/8/26
Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if i had a green lantern ring i would use it to help women succeed in business
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 14/09/2026
britney spears but shes a miner. gimme gimme ore gimme ore gimme gimme ore
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oddly affecting construction on the last sentence here
yt comment: According to Wikipedia, Vince Guaraldi died at 47 years old on February 6, 1976. I'm that old now. I gave it some thought and was surprised to realize I would only have been halfway through kindergarten when he died. I've done a lot of living since then and he's been dead all that time and the world has changed so much.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white dog kills his entire family
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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
lord, help me catch something besides a cold 🎣
A white mug with a trout-shaped handle and blue text reading "Lord, help me catch something besides a cold".
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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it’s sid meier’s civilization baby, we’re all just living in it
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
WORK261.BMF
A cartoonish bank teller with blonde hair stands behind the 'Teller' window at a bank.
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 12/08/2026
Solar eclipses are just a cash grab by Big Colander
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British Transport Films Stills @btfstills.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
JOURNEY INTER-CITY (1972)
An image captured from JOURNEY INTER-CITY (1972)
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hey, Crazy! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Frog! You know that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to THIS!
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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Don't know why I immediately had to make this.
Matthew McConaughey in TRUE DETECTIVE talking to a crying woman.

Caption: “If you get the opportunity, you should turn yourself into a cloud.”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
it seems like whenever i go on bluesky all i see is a bunch of people talking to each other and posting about stuff
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Jim Furbranes @unlox.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
can’t find a night when everyone’s reliably free for it, huh
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/07/2026
viney (@vineyille) on twitter: "Day 20. Still lost at sea. Crew thinks I know how to plot a course with a protractor. I just like making it walk on the map. Pointy Leg Man."
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"winged eyeliner is so millennial" "ballet flats are so millennial" well I'm a millennial so. Im just gonna keep on keeping on
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.
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Julianna 💎 @batariangal.eurosky.social · 21/07/2026
Mention of Bob Hoskins on the timeline has me watching this on repeat several times again
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Your only choices when comparison shopping are: 𝗦𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $230 Take a walk on these clouds and we know you’ll see: Comfort has a new name. It’s Style. 𝗧𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗖𝗼𝘇𝘆 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $13 Do not allow in baby crib
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
More like J. R. R. Taken. The man was happily married
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
*hacker voice* I’m in
Crude drawing of herbie hancock inside a rack of audio equipment
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/07/2026
Bright colors
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
new kind of dog i saw
blurry view of a hedgehog eating out of a big yellow bowl
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/07/2026
when i say he had "a life well lived" i don't just mean a lengthy career on stage and screen, nor a healthy relationship with an adoring public. i mean he got to be friends with laura dern
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP
Sam Neill on why 'The Piano' (1993) is an important movie in cinema history: 

"I don't think I can overestimate how important 'The Paino' is for me in hindsight. it sits on my funny old CV like a medal on my chest. It wasn't my film. It Jane Campion's. I wasn't the star of the film. That was Holly Hunter. But there is honour to be found in the second fiddle. Or fopurth. No one notices you much, you don't get nominated for things. But you served. I was there in an important feminist film. I was there on the front line in an important New Zealand film. Neither of those labels does the film justice. It's a work of art. And look, that tiny little figure in the fabric—see down there on the right—that's me. It's a film that will always have a place in cinema history. And I served in it."

("Did I ever Tell You This: A Memeoir", Sam Neill)
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 12/07/2026
The BBC News app just push alerted the existence of chilled red to 10million phones, love it.
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Alex Partridge @alexpartridge87.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
GABRIEL CLARKE: Thomas, you’re into the semi final. Your thoughts THOMAS TUCHEL: football is suffering, it is futile
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 11/07/2026
They already made an Odyssey movie and it was called O Brother Where Art Thou and it was perfect.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
ICET
@FINALLEVEL
'Fallout New Vegas' It's slow... The load screens take forever.. Too much talking... It froze once.. BUT I CAN"T STOP PLAYING IT!!!!
10:42 AM • Oct 27, 2010 • TweetDeck
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