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Andrew M

@apmor.in
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Aryq @nefariousaryq.bsky.social · 13h
This city is so unserious.
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EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 14h
Update, there are 20 cars valet parked on the cultural trail. Fuck you @impd
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 17h
WHY ARE WE STILL EXECUTING PEOPLE IN AN ALLEGEDLY CIVILIZED MODERN SOCIETY FFS
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 29/09/2026
We are governed by some of the dumbest shits our country has to offer
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 29/09/2026
Let's go ahead and put John Roberts in the Hague with Stephen Miller
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aly @aly.codes · 27/09/2026
NixOS maintainers are performing public executions of DHH fanboys on X.com
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 23/09/2026
These gals know what's up. Let's party, ladies.
Screenshot of Babbel language learning app with the Spanish for "We want a few beers" and a photograph of three women in their golden years.
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Mitchell Anderson @mandersonmn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Being a good writer requires empathy, so literally the very trait conservatives both lack and demonize.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Keep this handy when that Hasan Piker-Axios interview clip show up on your feed today Rosie & Ben Affleck making the same point👇🏽
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 17/09/2026
This is so fucking funny to me bah, c'est sûrement une blage
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 17/09/2026
Just saw the trailer for the new Michael Schumacher doc coming on Neflix (not sure how I missed this before) and while it looks OK I'm honestly not sure I'm ready to relive 1994 Imola (again).
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 17/09/2026
The post office of my youth!
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 15/09/2026
News agencies pick one single pronunciation of Dario Amodei challenge
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 15/09/2026
Love to see all this talent wasted on such a shit team. Instead of building around Elly and Sal Stewart the Reds are gonna continue to languish. Love this for us.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 13/09/2026
Do you reread your favorite books multiple times or are you not a sicko
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11/09/2026
Promoting an illegal war in the Middle East by fear mongering over weapons of mass destruction on the 9/11 anniversary is a little on the nose
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
POV: you asked a millennial something
Tobias Funke from Arrested Development saying "Well I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help."
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jd for Safe Streets 🎃🚸 @thedirte.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Heads up Raymond/Shelby intersection users. The most dangerous intersection in the city will be back to full operations next week! You're probably thinking, "wait. surely they improved the safety during all of that construction" LOL, LMAO even.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 10/09/2026
Video I've seen shows the deputy shoving him for no reason when he was leaving, but of course that's not the "official narrative".
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here's an anecdote: On 9/10/2001, The Onion staff had a New York launch party at the Bowery Ballroom to celebrate the staff's move from Madison, Wisconsin to New York City. They woke up hungover, took a week off, and then produced one of the greatest front pages in the history of newspapers.
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charliepap.bsky.social @charliepap.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh sure Elon musk, Peter Thiel, Jeff Bezoa and Mark Z could buy and sell me or destroy my life with their internet influence and wealth but I challenge any of you taints to meet me in any dive bar in America and will see who leaves distraught on every level
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh my god she's Gary lol
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ez mode solidarity opportunity you might not have been aware of. No Starbucks till the union gets a contract.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 08/09/2026
I have watched the Nathan Fielder/Elizabeth Holmes teaser clip approximately 3,216 times.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 06/09/2026
Four whiskeys deep with a good book as if I'm in my 20s again and won't have to take care of this or that need from a kid in less than 7 hours.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 02/09/2026
As someone who has watched a shame-worthy amount of Mr Beast at the behest of my kids, I'm not convinced he isn't AI himself.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 02/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Super Troopers Police Look
Alt: Super Troopers Police Look
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 02/09/2026
Normies: I need to get off TikTok because the crap content is rotting my brain Me: I need to get off TikTok because the constant stream of recipes on my FYP is making me hungry
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 29/08/2026
Absolutely infuriated at IndyGo. Fucking ridiculous. Today was supposed to be the last day of Saturday hours to get a new farecard for my kids and staff just didn't show. Hauled my kids down here for fucking nothing and now I have to come back on a school day.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 28/08/2026
Video is also 9:25 long...
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 27/08/2026
Completely obvious that given the choice between winning a senate majority and disciplining the left there’s a ton of establishment Dems who’d rather discipline the left
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 26/08/2026
8/24 Humanity: “We need you to take care of an 80 year old, everyone know them, has had a worldwide impact.” Death: “On it.” 8/25 Humanity: “Look, this is our fault. We should have been more specific. But this one was in Home Alone 2.” Death: “Say no more.” 8/26 Humanity: “LISTEN FUCKO…”
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 26/08/2026
Being injured fucking sucks
Screenshot from Garmin Connect app: "No runs this week"
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 25/08/2026
The Dolly Parton and John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stop telling pedestrians and cyclists what to do to stay safe and just force drivers not to be dangerous by design.
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Jacob Stordahl but Haunted 🎃 @stordahl.dev · 27/07/2026
woke 2 is awesome. claude really told dhh to eat shit lmfao
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 23/08/2026
One thing you take for granted with established circuits that's hard with new ones, especially ones as constrained as this - the camera placement kinda sucks. #Freedom250 #IndyCar
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 21/08/2026
IYKYK
Screenshot of headline: "James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise location"Photograph of the back of a Volkswagen golf
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
say what you will about the myriad valid concerns with current LLMs but I personally will never get over the fact that Aaron Swartz was prosecuted to his literal death for downloading JSTOR and then a decade later, they downloaded & ingested the entire world and our IP laws just went ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 21/08/2026
I, for one, welcome our new skeleton overlords
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 20/08/2026
I've made a major life change..... I've stopped doing my kids' laundry in their own loads and I just sort it with mine.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 20/08/2026
If this doesn't sum up being a Reds fan this year I dunno what does
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 20/08/2026
the most galaxy brained take of galaxy brained takes
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/08/2026
"You were riding in the morning, or at night, or on a quiet road, or a main road. The only time and place to ride a bike is a time beyond time and a place beyond place, where the space-time continuum is bent so strangely that you are both everywhere and nowhere." buff.ly/bSa1Wm5
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You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
You were riding during rush hour Why were you riding then? There are way too many cars on the road. If you were commuting, you should have contacted your bos...
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 20/08/2026
I very severely sprained (at best) my ankle yesterday. Could barely walk. Marginally better today. Already wondering if I can do my Saturday morning run.
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 20/08/2026
I'm focused on that ridiculous AI rendering of an IndyCar because that's definitely not an IR18
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Andrew M @apmor.in · 18/08/2026
I see it's semi-annual helmet discourse day on bsky. K.
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