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The thing is, the greater the loss of “fine intellectual dexterity,” the more people will have to rely on his product. People like this sit at the perfect intersection of pathetic and sinister.

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whats a movie less than 60% on rotten tomatoes that you consider to be a perfect movie? like not a bit, genuinely perfect film. Freddy Got Fingered and no this is not a fucking bit

Rotten Tomatoes for Freddy Got Fingered

Critics score: 12%
Audience score: 56%

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you ever have the opportunity to meet someone in the howling rain and fall desperately in love, I highly recommend it. I did it, and I’m the happiest doofus you’ll ever meet. 🐅

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The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place

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I feel enough time has gone by that I can express my utter disgust with Hannah Gadsby’s premise in NANETTE. The idea that comedy cannot be truly challenging, that it automatically lets viewers off the hook, is unbearably trite. Like okay I guess Richard Pryor can suck it.

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Whichever political party vows to prosecute these rich, murderous creeps will be in power for 20 years.

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In an odd way, AI and streaming have only ensured the longevity of theatrical film. AI because people recoil from it and want to see real shit, and streaming because the subsidized era is over. Costs are up and service is worse and now ads are inevitable. People just like a dang movie.

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listen bluesky is great but sometimes i have a craving for the hard stuff

A tweet by Serene_Necrosis. Dated 8/23/25

“It's not lost on me that I have received a huge amount of hate from so-called "leftist" accounts since changing my pfp to include a hijab-inspired secular accessorization.”

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

LIVING TO DIE: A Wings Hauser special. All the tits and shootouts you want from a 90s B movie, but with a special sauce that’s all Wings. Everything in this tawdry, nihilistic noir is a riff - the black box theater acting, the half-improvised dialogue, the jazzy music, the woozy plotting. It rules.

The poster for LIVING TO DIE.

Tagline:
“Some people play for money.
Some people play for keeps.”

Against the backdrop of old Vegas, Wings holds actress Darcy DeMoss. Two men fire shotguns. There is an explosion.

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Now that CAMP MIASMA is streaming we get to experience any number of unbelievably bad faith takes. What’s that? The aesthetic of the titular 80s slasher incorporates jarring modern elements? Why, it’s almost as though we’re told over and over again that the POV is dissociative and subjective.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

guys i’m in this and obviously i am very sexy but the rest of the game is also very good and you should play it

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

when someone tells me a movie i love is bad

Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon in 24 HOUR PARTY PEOPLE. Coogan, as Tony Wilson, asks “Do you know nothing about the free play of signs and signifiers?”

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ed Sheeran may be the only person I’ve ever seen have a public crashout over the concept of having values.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Democrats: We have to follow the polling Polls: People are pissed off at Israel and want healthcare Democrats: No no do you have anything bad about trans kids

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It feels like people are getting fed up of The Way Shit Works Around Here. Like, nobody wants data centers and streaming services are charging full price for ads and product improvements have become incremental to the point of invisibility. Feels like the end of a moment for tech as we’ve known it.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Fascinated by the widespread online hatred for Alejandro González Iñárritu. Like at a certain point we were all supposed to agree that the guy who made BIRDMAN and THE REVENANT was a pretentious, bullshit-peddling hack instead of an artist who seems wonderfully determined to show us new things.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I actually think Trump’s best quality, unintentional as it is, is his obvious lack of interest in maintaining the fiction of American exceptionalism.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

RIP to Gerritt Graham, who gave incredible performances over multiple decades, but who will live forever in my heart as the bitchy glam rock icon Beef. Quite simply impossible to imagine another actor in the part. A master.

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My favorite right wing bit is when they go “understand that desecration is the point, they’re laughing in your face as they humiliate your ancestors” and it’s because like Jon gets a Black girlfriend in Garfield or something

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

famously correct economic pundit jim cramer

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If you asked me what current TV show would have the most utterly deranged fandom, I would simply never have guessed it was the old-fashioned hospital drama with the guy we love from hospital dramas.

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I feel like there’s probably a connection between noxious self-care therapyspeak and the venture capital behemoth that’s ruining everything you ever dared to enjoy.

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The funniest recurring bit in HOPE is also on some level the saddest and most important thing in the movie: nearly every character has some unexplained stockpile of artillery. They all think they’re action heroes. But they’re just terrified idiots who could have avoided all of this by not shooting.

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One of my life’s greatest pleasures was the joy my dad got from little character acting moments. He’d smile and giggle while doing a little impression of Malkovich’s insane Russian accent in ROUNDERS, or get sincerely emotional over Anton Walbrook’s immigration speech in COLONEL BLIMP. I miss him.

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