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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 7h

Utterly vile. I wish the perpetrators a very [REDACTED].

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026

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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

DR. STRANGELOVE is effective satire because it has a clear central theme (“These psychotic, sexually insecure freaks are going to get us all killed”) and devotes every minute of its runtime to that theme. Also it’s very funny.

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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Top Ten of 2020s so far (in alphabetical order) Everything Everywhere All At Once The Fabelmans Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga Nope One Battle After Another Sinners tick, tick... BOOM! Wake Up Dead Man Wicked The Zone of Interest

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

sept 30 oct 1

nathan fielder in an oversized suit from Nathan For You

a grizzled, older nathan fielder from the trailer for You Can See Everything (2026)

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Fantastic idea sir!

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh wow, you crunched the numbers and it turns out Democrats get off scot-free for losing elections *again*?! And it’s all actually the fault of this goat you found? What are the chances?!

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revolver ocelthot @rnaboursiii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

imagine working your ass off to go to college imagine doing all the mind numbing little tests and filling out all the applications and writing all the essays and you get to cornell and they let a guy who gang raped a girl for 7 hours sit next to you in class.

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We've stolen a lot of young people's lives by telling them they have to be planning A Great Career when they're like 19

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother”

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just saw a pharmaceutical ad that included the disclaimer “Tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection” which, like, do you think I normally don’t do that?

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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You guys are getting job interviews?

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

All the over-the-shoulder bits in RESIDENT EVIL really put you in the passenger seat with a dumbass who's not great at video games but is just persistent enough to survive. This is a compliment.

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If transphobic Democratic campaigns can’t withstand being called out for transphobia, then maybe they don’t deserve to win.

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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

NYT Opinion Writer (gun to their head, through heaving sobs): d-d-did millennials…. k-kill… brunch??

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Pete Hegseth could very well become the first American government official to be literally eaten alive by their own troops.

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Seems like we all just stopped talking about the Sex Purge for some reason.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

me: girl you just love sitting on things cat, sitting on top of backpack: brrrow.

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Democrats are allowed to criticize Hasan Piker as long as they also criticize Bill Maher’s Islamophobia. Not because they’re equivalent, it would just be very funny.

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026

Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 16/09/2026

It's important to remind readers that while there are a few anti-trans dems, many are doing great work. Spanberger in VA did not flinch at anti-trans attacks. Now, she just ended Governor Youngkin's infamous rule that would ban trans students from bathrooms. Subscribe to support our journalism.

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VA Gov. Spanberger Kills Youngkin-Era Rule That Would Have Banned Trans Students From Bathrooms

“Spanberger showed how Democrats win amidst Republican attacks.”

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If Dems come out in support of trans rights and lose, whose fault is it? If Dems come out against trans rights and lose, whose fault is it?

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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

To be clear: this slogan had never earned the GOP a single vote they weren't already getting. What these ads are very effective at, however, is convincing dunce liberals and coward centrists that the ads are converting 1000000s of votes and require Dem candidates to abandon lgbtq people.

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Ed Sheeran tour? We've got so many people pulling out I think Ed's on the BangBus

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Me opening for Ed Sheeran: “I’m not going to stand up here and say ‘Free Palestine’ except in the context of explaining that I’m not going to say ‘Free Palestine.’ I’ll get in trouble for saying ‘Free Palestine’ but not for saying ‘I’ll get in trouble for saying ‘Free Palestine’.”

Trevor Moore from THE WHITEST KIDS U KNOW

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026

ANDRE: And it was transcendent. Nintendo’s ever done anything like it. Wally, you’ll love it, assuming it’s ever released of course. WALLACE: That’s incredible. Incredible. [PAUSE] What other games did your uncle show you? [WAITER BRINGS THE WINE]

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

GOOFS: Jim Carrey's The Mask character frequently declares a desire for somebody to stop him despite not actually having such a desire

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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Reading this in my head the same way you'd read "he has a gun"

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This is just reheated “your cat doesn’t love you, it only cares because you feed it”

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irwegwert @irwegwert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

as is tradition, never forget

Ted Cruz liking the incest porn tweet on 9/11

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