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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bury me in khakis and a lanyard so hell knows an expert is coming
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
need a way to access fb marketplace without ever, even for one second, encountering facebook
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 10/06/2026
we don't talk about this enough
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
SCI_FI/DRYDOCK.GIF
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
How do Americans feel about the war? We asked ten big city homosexuals to share their thoughts.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
"considering that neither of us have jobs" classic house hunters international
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/04/2026
selecting the window seat and immediately closing the shade to protect my fellow passengers from witnessing the blasphemy of human flight
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 18/04/2026
I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
birkenstocks imply the existence of birkenbonds, birkenberkshire birkenhathaway and birkenwarren birkenbuffett
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I’m just tired
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 17/01/2026
every morning i pledge allegiance to the concept of “being able to walk to the store”
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
trying to remember what I do for a living
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natalia barbour @nataliabarbour.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
If car infrastructure was designed like bike infrastructure: — motorists would have to end trip because “lane ends” — they would have to give priority to airplanes — they would have to drive longer because curvy road is more esthetic — every time they drove, someone would say “you drove here”??
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Mad Men 4K
"I feel bad for you" meme with a boom operator saying "We're having sweetgreen for lunch"
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
No Noise November. everybody shut up
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
*gesturing to literally everying* I've seen enough
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/10/2025
If you’re a slur you gotta get out in the real world and hang out with the other slurs. Even or sometimes especially if they’re not the same slur(s) as you
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Mamdani: We need to make public transportation so good that “no matter how much money is in your pocket, you say: I’m gonna use this.”
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
me after the tariffs are struck down as illegal
Jeff Goldblum running out of a store carrying a bunch of shopping bags
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I think we have to withhold prayers until God starts doing what we want. He’s a fiend for prayers and I think he’s just used to getting them. Cut off the supply and draw him out
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
yeah I'll incorporate AI into my workflow. the workflow of my butt
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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I like my women like I like my cars. Boxy imports from the 80’s that require constant maintenance to keep from breaking down
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/08/2025
the argument that AI in the context of art is “just a tool” completely elides the fact that the point of art is to participate in the fucking process of making it
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Chris Kindred @chriskindred.com · 23/07/2025
they should invent an industry that isn't actively collapsing
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
“Haha I’m still young” I say as I hold my phone at varying distances from my face until I can see clearly
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nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Vacuuming up a bug & then vacuuming up a knife to make sure it’s dead
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/04/2025
it’s underpants gnome shit all the way down 1. massive tariffs 2. ?????? 3. manufacturing-based US economy
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
One computer always lies, and the other tells the truth. How you solve the potential riddle is beyond the point as your boss has made it mandatory for you to use the computer that lies
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Conservative men are terrified of riding the New York City subway. I am terrified of driving on the highway. We are not the same (I am far superior at risk assessment)
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
My housing needs [spacious concrete lofts] are not being addressed by this city
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 20/03/2025
sorry I'm late I became mentally untethered from time itself
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
HHS Secretary Dr. Leo Spacemen
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Look at her
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/01/2025
these people are segregationists and their position is that no one who isn’t a white man is qualified to do skilled work of any kind
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
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Phasers On Fun @humanspareparts.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
i’m running out of ethical ways to consume
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
One thing I do admire about Smurf culture is how each one has an equal and unique role in their society where some of them are actual jobs like Housebuilder Smurf, but then there’s a guy just called Jerk Smurf whose job it is to be a jerk and that makes me feel like I have value as well
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estarianne @estarianne.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"I bought a house when the population of the world was 4 billion people and now it's 7 billion but I demand the extra people all go somewhere else"
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Does that mean I think everyone who drives a car is a nazi? No. But cars make people more isolated and hostile, train them to be fearful and angry towards everyone around them, and premise your own personal convenience over the wellbeing of everyone and everything around you.
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Seattle public transit needs to get its fucking shit together
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 07/12/2024
if you grow up in ohio they raise you to despise michigan and I always thought that was silly. indiana is so much worse
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