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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bury me in khakis and a lanyard so hell knows an expert is coming
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
need a way to access fb marketplace without ever, even for one second, encountering facebook
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 10/06/2026
we don't talk about this enough
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
SCI_FI/DRYDOCK.GIF
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
How do Americans feel about the war? We asked ten big city homosexuals to share their thoughts.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
"considering that neither of us have jobs" classic house hunters international
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
These are a little pricey, but awesome, esp the cloves: puffherbals.com
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Herbal Cigarettes & Herbal Smoking Blends | Puff Herbals
Puff Herbals tobacco-free herbal cigarettes, smoking blends, and smokable herbs. Puff into the present moment with our best-selling herbal cigs, your new organic alternative.
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/04/2026
selecting the window seat and immediately closing the shade to protect my fellow passengers from witnessing the blasphemy of human flight
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 18/04/2026
I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
birkenstocks imply the existence of birkenbonds, birkenberkshire birkenhathaway and birkenwarren birkenbuffett
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
sweepthestrait.com
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Sweep the Strait
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Hook up with Krobus, he loves staying home with the kids all day
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
😴
Tabby cat asleep on wool blanket on lap
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I’m just tired
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 17/01/2026
every morning i pledge allegiance to the concept of “being able to walk to the store”
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
trying to remember what I do for a living
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natalia barbour, phd @nataliabarbour.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
If car infrastructure was designed like bike infrastructure: — motorists would have to end trip because “lane ends” — they would have to give priority to airplanes — they would have to drive longer because curvy road is more esthetic — every time they drove, someone would say “you drove here”??
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Mad Men 4K
"I feel bad for you" meme with a boom operator saying "We're having sweetgreen for lunch"
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Pecan pie erasure
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
No Noise November. everybody shut up
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
*gesturing to literally everying* I've seen enough
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/10/2025
If you’re a slur you gotta get out in the real world and hang out with the other slurs. Even or sometimes especially if they’re not the same slur(s) as you
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I love candy corn so much
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
theonion.com/haggar-physi...
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Haggar Physicists Develop 'Quantum Slacks'
DALLAS–At a press conference Monday, Haggar physicists announced the successful development of "Quantum Slacks," attractive, wrinkle-free pants that paradoxically behave like both formal and casual we...
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Y’ALL PETAQS NEED KAHLESS
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Managed to stop going to that QFC when they implemented the receipt/backpack policy; after years of security theater, we were over it. It's been a little obnoxious but we're getting a lot of exercise walking to the Co-Op and TJ's instead
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I've had this pinned on Pinterest for a bajillion years, it's out there somewhere as a full sweatsuit
"I HAVE GIVEN UP" 2pc sweatsuit
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Mamdani: We need to make public transportation so good that “no matter how much money is in your pocket, you say: I’m gonna use this.”
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
me after the tariffs are struck down as illegal
Jeff Goldblum running out of a store carrying a bunch of shopping bags
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I think we have to withhold prayers until God starts doing what we want. He’s a fiend for prayers and I think he’s just used to getting them. Cut off the supply and draw him out
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
yeah I'll incorporate AI into my workflow. the workflow of my butt
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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I like my women like I like my cars. Boxy imports from the 80’s that require constant maintenance to keep from breaking down
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/08/2025
the argument that AI in the context of art is “just a tool” completely elides the fact that the point of art is to participate in the fucking process of making it
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Chris Kindred @chriskindred.com · 23/07/2025
they should invent an industry that isn't actively collapsing
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Lounge bathrooms feel like way less drama. There's almost always a line for the concourse restrooms, but the lounge is usually quiet, and sometimes the soap is nice
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Damnit I *did* find a stupid vial of Pale Grey Mountain, Small Black Lake in my stupid apt a year ago and wish I hadn’t; it exists nowhere that I can find. It’s from like, 2015
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
“Haha I’m still young” I say as I hold my phone at varying distances from my face until I can see clearly
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nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Vacuuming up a bug & then vacuuming up a knife to make sure it’s dead
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/04/2025
it’s underpants gnome shit all the way down 1. massive tariffs 2. ?????? 3. manufacturing-based US economy
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
“Bob Boxbody”
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
One computer always lies, and the other tells the truth. How you solve the potential riddle is beyond the point as your boss has made it mandatory for you to use the computer that lies
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I inadvertently saw a spoiler from Apple News at like 6pm yesterday, before I could even sit down to watch. You’d think there would have been other, more important types of “top news” to cover
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aaaaaaaaayisha 💾 @ayishayisha.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Saw this post on LinkedIn and was going to react "Insightful" because LinkedIn doesn't have a sobbing option
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Conservative men are terrified of riding the New York City subway. I am terrified of driving on the highway. We are not the same (I am far superior at risk assessment)
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