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Petti Crocker

@aquarianairhead.bsky.social
2.2K followers 1.7K following 4.8K posts

Just some awkward goofball. Queer demigal, Celiac, AuDHD/NVLD, Xennial, chonky, karaoke snob, nerdlesquer, middle-aged band geek, rotisserie chicken connoisseur, multi-dimensional dork. (she/they)

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Petti Crocker @aquarianairhead.bsky.social · 4s
This meme just inspired me to order another quart of spicy egg drop soup for lunch today
soup girl
@jasminericegirl

marry someone who says:
- i love you
- i'm proud of you
- i'm grateful for you
- yes we can have more soup
- no 3 soups in a day isn't too much
- yes i can make you soup again
- no 12am isn't too late to have soup
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ravenlore @ravenlore.bsky.social · 28m
A friend with breasts and all the rest, a friend who's dressed in leather //Fucking RIFF//
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Petti Crocker @aquarianairhead.bsky.social · 34m
Happy tornado siren test day to all who observe (in one hour)
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 39m
the senate isn’t even scheduled to meet before daylight saving time ends
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Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 38m
Sweet snoozy boy
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🚬🐚 @clammee.bsky.social · 42m
largest thickest nastiest pizza near me
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 39m
🚨BREAKING: Absentee ballot voters in Montana won’t have to comply with an onerous birthdate verification requirement after a state court blocked the measure Friday night, ruling that it violates the state constitution. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
democracydocket.com
Montana court blocks onerous mail voting law that caused thousands of rejected absentee ballots last year
The mail voting measure led to nearly 3,000 mail ballots getting rejected in the Nov. 2025 election, in a state where 80% of voters vote absentee.
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Claudia: lesbian space merc @lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social · 49m
Meme of a white horse, looking out through the window of a brick building. It's at least one level up, possibly two, since you can see one window below it. The horse is mysterious and ominous.

The image is captioned "SOON".
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 5h
woah guys new art trend its called "dont fucking drop your moral compass by giving into terf wizard series peer pressure" it doesn't even require you to draw anything that's crazy
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Laura Belin @laurarbelin.bsky.social · 52m
It got overshadowed by the special legislative session, but thanks to KCCI's Amanda Rooker, we recently learned more about why the Black Hawk County Sheriff's office investigated possible fraud by Derek Wulf, who's now the GOP nominee for lieutenant gov. Wulf's bank made the referral in February.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 52m
that this is over the daylight savings bill of all things is ten times funnier
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 3h
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 2h
Happy Saturday
Michael Tracey: “Go fuck yourself”

Jared: “Buddy I would rather drive off a bridge than live the life you make for yourself”
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 9h
We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl.
Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland is attacked by rogue owl during chaotic photoshoot.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 10h
Don’t accept interviews with USA Today (or Gannet), apparently. Creepy.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 1h
Sometimes the best part of a rollercoaster is the end.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 15h
Three X-Men and a Baby
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Mikhail Klimentov @leadergrev.bsky.social · 1h
Thought it was going to be a quiet Saturday then Trump tweeted out Tom Cotton's cellphone number
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've only had to do this a few times but man it shuts it down in your space. And your space is where they seek permission/approval for what they do elsewhere. It isn't a cure but it's something every dude can do, just shut it down and make YOUR circle safer for women. Start with the dudes you know
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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 01/10/2026
if you're a man that's tired of hearing "all men" then you gotta start tackling the m e n that are giving your demographic a bad name, not telling women they shouldn't be saying it we need more good men. be loudly and undeniably one of the good ones. we literally need you to
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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 01/10/2026
when it comes to male violence and entitlement under patriarchy, the only ones who can change that system are the men. systemically, they are the demographic that has the power the only thing women can do is warn each other and work to keep ourselves safe
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 1h
Silence does you ZERO favors. Don't be the Ed Sheeran of rape, please.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 1h
It isn't all men, but the unevolved cunts with loud opinions sure make it seem like it. Jesus Christ.
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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 1h
can’t rn, solving a rubik’s cube *peels stickers*
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 1h
Ordering a family-sized pizza for one person is fine until the delivery driver says "enjoy the party," forcing you into a high-stakes, instant improvised performance of pretending you have friends in the living room.
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 1h
Well this is alarming. Seniors are significant targets of Facebook scams and confusing or auto-enabled setting changes can further isolate them inside an ecosystem that is actively hostile to them. If you’ve seen something similar happen with Facebook calling/messaging settings, let me know.
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 1h
Georgia Sharters Georgia, Columbus, Linwood and Porterdale Colored Cemeteries, Interment Records, 1866-2000
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 14h
I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 16h
whoever is running Brian Wilson’s posthumous Threads presence has an uncanny knack for the platform
Brian Wilson
@brianwilsonlive
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@threads
Brian loved eating at restaurants on tour. Here he is in 2016 dining in New York City.
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G1
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 13h
I think if your job is looking at a screen, you should be able to sit down. The airport. Credit Suisse. Walmart. McDonald's. Rockstar Games. I don't care. Have a seat.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13h
you can’t be doing a “i guess i’m the only real journalist left” thing and then fall for the fake website
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13h
incredible to take days saying you’re verifying doe’s identity and then be tricked by a clearly fake court website
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I Know What Juda Did Last Summer @gypaetus.bsky.social · 17h
the very same day the hospital i worked at started handing out "healthcare hero" t-shirts to us, corporate also had us sign a paper acknowledging that there would be no expectation for hazard pay or additional PTO for sick leave if we contracted covid
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 13h
i kinda wonder if they want people to quit to help justify privatizing TSA
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 13h
I remember getting my vaccines as a kid and thinking “I can’t wait to be a grown up because then I won’t be afraid of needles”. Turns out grown ups can also be afraid of needles. It’s nothing to be ashamed of and a very common fear. Get your vaccines anyways! They’re worth it.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 13h
"What's it like to run for office" in 1 simple screenshot
Screenshot from tumblr user "professorcapybara."

"Man Who Lost Arm By Plunging It Into Lava Smugly Refuses To Describe What Lava Feels Like"

and a later reply to their own post that says "so i was running a fever the other day and have no memory of writing this"
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 15h
Reckon I can fit four, maybe five Liberty Bibberties in my biggest cast iron pot.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When the guilt or shame of not going feels worse than the pain of being there.
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My favorite boundary is not explaining myself.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22h
I am so tired of Jonestown being a stock reference for “haha, you’re in a cult.” 918 people died, most against their will, and still it has become shorthand for how stupid you think someone is. It's the McDonald's hot coffee incident of mass death — universally referenced, entirely misremembered.
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 13h
Khashoggi's assassination was in hindsight one of the highly salient norm-shattering moments of impunity that helped recalibrate contemporary expectations for outrageous crimes: if you're rich & powerful enough, in the words of the President of the United States, "they just let you do it"
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
in canada, they keep their whoop ass in bags
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18h
The BEST thing that true believers in AI could do is stop evangelizing to people, like me, who think it sucks. Do the hard, years-long work of detaching your beloved technology from the worst people in the world right now: shameless fascists driven by greed and domination. They’re YOUR partners.
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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Might fuck around and get some Oregon Trail ink just so I can be known as "The Girl With the Wagon Tattoo".
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 14h
Oh shit
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 18h
“But it doesn’t use as much water as people think it does!” But it still means more data centers raising electricity prices, lowering water pressure, disrupting ecosystems, constant noise in poor neighborhoods. It still stole from thousands of artists. It’s still being developed by the worst people.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 18h
I love people who have Fuck ICE or Fuck Trump or Fuck the IDF or Fuck Billionaires in their bio who then defend AI companies
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22h
the mailman pulled up just as the garbageman was pulling away and they were just close enough that i was able to do a track and field style baton pass with my junk mail
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 14h
the giant George Washington banner on the side of the heritage foundation has started to detach and is flapping in the wind and this feels omen-like
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