Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 3hIf you love anime and you hate the motion of the ocean, you need Vanda 💊 000
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 4hSome people’s sports superstitions are sock-based; mine seem to involve the kitchen and being productive. 060
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 4hCyclones you’re welcome that I went into the kitchen to wash dishes 030
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 5hI think that “Bottoms up, and the Devil laughs” Monster energy drink lady was right, in hindsight, now that it’s painted into the field of Jack Trice Stadium. 010
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 5h[extremely ‘from my cold, dead hands voice’] “…and we’ll make emus, geckos, and all insurance company mascots an endangered species!” 020
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 6hIt’s all been downhill since they let West Virginia into the Big 12. 000
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 6hFu Manchu back again for day 3️⃣ of #EmojiSounds The Genius annotation explains the opening line “Three in the front, got three in the back” as “A six barrel carburetor setup on an old Chrysler V8. 3 barrels up front, 3 barrels in the back.” fumanchuband.bandcamp.com/track/coyote...fumanchuband.bandcamp.comCoyote Duster, by Fu Manchufrom the album Daredevil (2015 remaster reissue) 080
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 6hI didn’t even make it to day two 🙃 #EmojiSounds #MusicChallenge 2-🍓 Strawberry (Strawberry), raspberry (Raspberry) All those good things Violets and gumdrops youtu.be/sn8KYD1Vco0?...youtu.beCameo - CandyYouTube video by CameoVEVO 0100
Reposted by Rachel HNightmare Before “Chris”tmas @justokonline.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I will never make or release a song with either Eminem or Kid Rock. I will always put politics above our potential but unlikely friendship. And that’s a Chris P promise. 061
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you play this loud enough open.spotify.com/track/3sR7ZJ...open.spotify.comMona LisaThe Lonely Island · Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping · Song · 2016 110
Reposted by Rachel HBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026Let's try this again I wrote about * Tierra Walker * , who should be alive, and Ken Paxton, who is one of the reasons why she's not ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...ballsandstrikes.orgTierra Walker’s Death Was Preventable. The Conservative Legal Movement Made It PredictableRepublican politicians have made Texas doctors increasingly afraid to provide lifesaving abortion care. 113149
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Big Lizard in my Back Yard” : “The Thing That Only Eats Hippies” :: “I Want Candy” : “I Need Candy” youtu.be/0-A1KK5SIXY?...youtu.beMeatwad: When you NEED something, that is an adult responsibility!YouTube video by stash videos 020
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'll share this every time it comes across my feed. Great tune and would be a slam-dunk cover for Fu Manchu. #AT40 040
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Walt Weiss, from The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience?! @taliazoe.bsky.social he's managing the Braves now 110
Reposted by Rachel HNightmare Before “Chris”tmas @justokonline.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We never get all the facts. We have to use our judgment based on the information we have. When someone says they were the victim of a crime, I believe them. What’s stopping you from believing her? 031
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Dakota is a good name for a nonbinary person. You're not North and you're not South. You're just Dakota. 091
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026#EmojiSounds #MusicChallenge fumanchuband.bandcamp.com/track/superb... 1 - 🏁 "Must have been ridin' With lady luck Flipping his wig His gears are stuck"fumanchuband.bandcamp.comSuperbird, by fu manchufrom the album No One Rides For Free 0120
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This Digger feels like a big attack on people with chronically ill cats and I’m only about half joking. “Birdman” creator really pushing his agenda. 100
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Tranquility win: person sitting next to you who wouldn’t stop jigging their leg left the row. 050
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As I have said many times, the TV meteorologists in Des Moines have to be good-looking because no one would accept that much unpleasant information from an ugly person. So if you choose to follow the one I QT’d back there, be cool. 040
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Next time you hear kids singing that Noah song, keep in mind it’s super offensive to people who have actually lived through rain for forty days. Not day-sies; that is trivializing our pain. 031
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026[talking of a very successful clown] he’s a human pie-fight reel 121
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Candy on Beggar’s Night, as it should be. Might have to try this out! Fun idea. #EmojiSounds 160
Reposted by Rachel HSean H @tlanta-sean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We need Marvin Suggs to kill it with a mallet.static.klipy.comMarvin Suggs & Muppaphones on The Muppet ShowAlt: Marvin Suggs & Muppaphones on The Muppet Show 0382
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ref for "science or magic" and 1997 plus or minus one year. 040
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Kylie Kelce is a terrible name. Just be Kelsey Kelce at that point. But I like her accent; if i have to see that commercial so much they should let her play that up more. 030
Reposted by Rachel HTavie (rhymes w/gravy) @tavie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Great little Talking Heads journey in this week’s #ChartChat in which I learned a new word en español! Bonus treat for me, a 6+ year Duolingo Spanish student. 133
Reposted by Rachel HTamadventures @tamathatsme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Society is not ready for HIS return. 011
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Because they’re going to make it 1996 again, through science or magic? 241
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I earned a MacArthur Genius grant and my local newspaper put ‘genius’ in scare quotes, I would use my new grant money to crush them 061
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026George “Bonanza”…Cartwright…put the pieces together!! James Hong you will always be famous and you should have been the Cigarette-Smoking Man. 010
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I read up on this and I don’t know which is funnier, Schmitt (R-Mo.) making a silly mistake in his zeal to discredit Smith, or him doing it on purpose; betting on others not knowing the difference and being so used to liars getting away with shit like this anyway. 100
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026David Byrne is worried you haven't listened to this yet. "Some of you people just about missed it" (his words) 062
Reposted by Rachel HThe Devil, Possibly @timcop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Met an unc in the comic book store 151
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thank you Bill! Sounds great, I'll have to check out Inner Revolution. Is that mostly instrumentals? 110
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don’t really relate to the ppl who responded to that dog support group article with like “cat owners all know their cats are evil bastards.” I relate to Wendi McLendon-Covey posting an IG video of her cat sleeping and narrating “Look, an angel fell out of the sky and landed on our loveseat” 040
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026if you're obsessed with those nakers cats that's a hypersphynxation 110
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There’s a Tropical Storm Rachel coming so everyone needs to watch the fuck out and stay on my good side. 🌊 Also if they ever accidentally say Tropical Storm Rebecca on the news please tell me immediately. 💕 180
Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sprague continually nitpicking Florida specifics (*as is his right*) for the Moonlight #ScottHasntSeen reinforces that we need a Rifftrax done by two very mean Iowans and possibly a St. Louisan for “American Underdog.” 010