Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 9h(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what’s up dude Larry: matters most vile 121434
Petti Crocker, but scary 👻 @aquarianairhead.bsky.social · 5mI really should've grabbed a jacket this morning. It's almost blustery. 000
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 2hIf you told me I’d be redownloading Mapquest in 2026 to try to stay ahead of the surveillance state I wouldn’t have believed you 13620216
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 53mAh yes if there is anyone I would trust with a flying car 5486
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻adam: hallowe'en edition 🎃 @a.falk.wtf · 52mThis is like the origin story of Duke Kaboom in Toy Story 4 011
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 6hholiday suggestion: 714731
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Ember, Rotten or King 🇵🇸 @therottenking.bsky.social · 2hWearing this on the neon green gorilla couch 031
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻nice petegeist 👻 @nicepete.bsky.social · 2hhell yeah, timeline 0121
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 9hoh my god.... the grink 27107863
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 1hA tech company wants to give billionaires a weapon that can hold other country’s crops, weather patterns, cities, hostage. Can they build it? I don’t know. But the concept is Lex Luthorian. 1173
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/05/2026that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth 42780776
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1hfor me an october surprise would be knowing what i’m doing 17523
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026me: *tries to open it with my teeth* him: just double click the file 2502112
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social · 8hGotta know your phone sex extension if you want your sensual dominated. 2125
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 8h“You can take your buckeye and go shove it somewhere else,” is a line that @gailsimone.bsky.social needs to put in a future X-Men comic. 2917
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Muff diving in the bush of ghosts @moonglummedia.com · 15/10/2026what if we kissed at the haunted spaghetti warehouse 081
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 18hwhat if we kissed by the 9/11 memorial van in the pet store parking lot 072
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous) @dsbigham.bsky.social · 13hWhat if we kissed on the Temu pizza rolls couch? 062
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 9hWHAT IF WE KISSED feed! bsky.app/profile/did:... 48313
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 9hFTR calling Trump a “pedophile protector” is accurate but also quite literally the most generous label you could accurately apply 0242
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 10hThank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress. 13187281365
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Mira @mirasair.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026it's so weird how it's never time for the centrists to align with the left, no matter how often and how pathetically the center fails 4131160
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 9ha sickening crack as the torso splits, and from the fissure emerges a trembling, pallid thing, slick with fluid, limbs tangled in the cooling entrails of its host. slowly it drags itself free of the husk of what it pretended to be — now discarded, grotesque — and stretches its wings to the sun. 1115518
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 9hAre LLMs alive? Not on my watch 24610
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 14hit is shocking that more people in perimenopause don’t simply walk into the woods 6386098
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 11hif i had my life to live over im sure id fuck it up a second time 0124
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12hof american life. the same indignities you and i have had to endure all our lives. they broke him. they made him a nazi who is married to a person of color. a man who, as a matter of public policy, hates his own children. he is one of the weakest creatures you will ever lay eyes on. finish him 141720138
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12hto be jd vance means you ate so much shit -- just legendary amounts of shit -- that one day, teary eyed with rage, you shook your fists at the godless sky and swore you would never again be in a position to be humiliated again. it means you were so fundamentally broken by the every day indignities 71292113
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12hthis is how you have to treat these guys. with genuine contempt. your genuine contempt makes their smarmy fake contempt look weak and inauthentic. it immediately exposes their game. these guys are just losers who have sworn revenge for every humiliation. humiliate them again 162413342
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12htheir whole bullying schtick only works when the response is spluttering and harrumphing and well i never-ing. "why did you think anyone here cares what your doughy buckeye ass thinks" just makes him look like the soft handed hedge fund pallid loser he is 142277198
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12hthis is an interesting clip because it shows how finely calibrated the current american reactionary idiom is to being a foil to the "when they go low we go high" democratic opposition. all you have to do is take the gloves off and the vances and trumps are immediately exposed 102023165
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12hhow does ohio boy vance keep walking right into the buzzsaw of one of the midwest's most Ancient Tribal Hatreds. dog no one in michigan cares what your OSU ass has to say 634636629
Petti Crocker, but scary 👻 @aquarianairhead.bsky.social · 11hThis one's for @therachel.bsky.social 230
Petti Crocker, but scary 👻 @aquarianairhead.bsky.social · 11hHad a really frustrating last half-hour or so at work today, but my department chair is awesome and has my back. I'm really grateful for that. 040
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14hNo one can blame you for being so cynical. But holy fuck come up for air sometimes 1121775
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13hsandy hook was 13 years ago and they're still killing innocent children because this country loves its guns more than it loves to see children grow up 18795155
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 13hAuthorities believe at least five people are dead following a shooting at an elementary school in Bend, Oregonhuffpost.com5 People Believed Dead Following Shooting At Elementary School In Bend, Oregon, 2 Law Enforcement Officials Tell AP“We know children are among the victims,” a spokesperson for the Bend Police Department said. 21235118
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 14hPlenty of attention is rightfully being paid to her dishonesty about being a lawyer, etc, but I would argue this background deserves as much scrutiny and outrage yet is falling through the cracks: 06429
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 15hYou all want to defund the police until [reads article] okay i see his coworkers at Taco Bell turned him in, I get it now 1237
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14hMy man looks like Shart Garfunkel 31245
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026My man looks like Stanley Kubrick dressed up as Velma for Halloween 2594695353
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Eddie Bowley @eddache.bsky.social · 18hHere's a bit of YouTube wackiness. I used a song in a video. That song was from YouTube's Audio Library. Use of the song includes attribution, crediting the artists & some URLs One of those URLs got flagged by YT as spam I just got penalised by YT for putting in a link YT told me I had to put in 519033
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 16hYou would not know from this that in addition to being a “celebrity entrepreneur,” Joe Gebbia is a former DOGE operative and current federal official. 1426
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20hJust an update here: I tried emailing multiple USA Today editors, reporters and PR people numerous times for more clarity about the use of @nbedera.bsky.social's quotes, and received zero replies. They did, however, give this vague statement to @wamc.org: www.wamc.org/news/2026-10... 14631161
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/10/2026mary mother of melted candles i don’t like body shaming but this admin is fucking TESTING me 4032855272
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Ethel Weapon @lousadzak.bsky.social · 21hThis will kill peoplebbc.co.ukTrans people should use hospital spaces according to biological sex, NHS England saysNew guidance says trans patients should be cared for on single-sex hospital wards or bays that align with their biological sex. 621130257
Reposted by Petti Crocker, but scary 👻Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 19hGod saves his lickiest boom-boom downs for his snowiest informers 36517