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@aquarianairhead.bsky.social
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Just some awkward goofball. Queer demigal, Celiac, AuDHD/NVLD, Xennial, chonky, karaoke snob, nerdlesquer, middle-aged band geek, rotisserie chicken connoisseur, multi-dimensional dork. (she/they)

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 9h
(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what’s up dude Larry: matters most vile
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Petti Crocker, but scary 👻 @aquarianairhead.bsky.social · 5m
I really should've grabbed a jacket this morning. It's almost blustery.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 2h
If you told me I’d be redownloading Mapquest in 2026 to try to stay ahead of the surveillance state I wouldn’t have believed you
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10h
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 53m
Ah yes if there is anyone I would trust with a flying car
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adam: hallowe'en edition 🎃 @a.falk.wtf · 52m
This is like the origin story of Duke Kaboom in Toy Story 4
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Petti Crocker, but scary 👻 @aquarianairhead.bsky.social · 1h
💅🏻 Wordle 1,945 2/6* ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle results page saying "It's a badge bonanza!" Earned badges for Wordle in 2, Beat the Bot, and Sea of Greens. 

Stats: 1562 played, 99% won, 445 current streak, 445 max streak
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 6h
holiday suggestion:
vintage ad for Berks Skinless Weiners suggesting 

let's have a "Weeny Witch" Hallowe'en Party!

illustrated with a pile of hot dogs on a platter with an anamorphic hot dog in a witch costume riding a broom
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Ember, Rotten or King 🇵🇸 @therottenking.bsky.social · 2h
Wearing this on the neon green gorilla couch
Giant couch shaped like a gorilla, with neon green faux fur and silver hands/face/chest. It is apparently real, got this pic from Reddit where someone was asking how to get weed stains out of the fur
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nice petegeist 👻 @nicepete.bsky.social · 2h
hell yeah, timeline
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 9h
oh my god.... the grink
r/laundry 12h
How to wash?

image is a ratty looking yellow-green coat made of what appears to be grinch pelt
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Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 1h
A tech company wants to give billionaires a weapon that can hold other country’s crops, weather patterns, cities, hostage. Can they build it? I don’t know. But the concept is Lex Luthorian.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/05/2026
that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
low poly cgi rabbit smoking a cigarette in a field
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1h
for me an october surprise would be knowing what i’m doing
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
me: *tries to open it with my teeth* him: just double click the file
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Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social · 8h
Gotta know your phone sex extension if you want your sensual dominated.
From What's Unpopular 
Goddess Sloane 
Online now on at night flirt. 1 800 To Flirt, ext 1276496
Hashtag sensual domination
Hashtag mistress
Hashtag phone sex
Hashtag domme energy
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 8h
“You can take your buckeye and go shove it somewhere else,” is a line that @gailsimone.bsky.social needs to put in a future X-Men comic.
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Muff diving in the bush of ghosts @moonglummedia.com · 15/10/2026
what if we kissed at the haunted spaghetti warehouse
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 18h
what if we kissed by the 9/11 memorial van in the pet store parking lot
a van airbrushed with a mural that includes the twin towers aflame, a jet fighter, and several soldiers
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Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous) @dsbigham.bsky.social · 13h
What if we kissed on the Temu pizza rolls couch?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 9h
WHAT IF WE KISSED feed! bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 9h
FTR calling Trump a “pedophile protector” is accurate but also quite literally the most generous label you could accurately apply
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 10h
Thank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress.
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Mira @mirasair.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
it's so weird how it's never time for the centrists to align with the left, no matter how often and how pathetically the center fails
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 9h
a sickening crack as the torso splits, and from the fissure emerges a trembling, pallid thing, slick with fluid, limbs tangled in the cooling entrails of its host. slowly it drags itself free of the husk of what it pretended to be — now discarded, grotesque — and stretches its wings to the sun.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 9h
Are LLMs alive? Not on my watch
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 14h
it is shocking that more people in perimenopause don’t simply walk into the woods
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ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 11h
if i had my life to live over im sure id fuck it up a second time
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12h
of american life. the same indignities you and i have had to endure all our lives. they broke him. they made him a nazi who is married to a person of color. a man who, as a matter of public policy, hates his own children. he is one of the weakest creatures you will ever lay eyes on. finish him
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12h
to be jd vance means you ate so much shit -- just legendary amounts of shit -- that one day, teary eyed with rage, you shook your fists at the godless sky and swore you would never again be in a position to be humiliated again. it means you were so fundamentally broken by the every day indignities
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12h
this is how you have to treat these guys. with genuine contempt. your genuine contempt makes their smarmy fake contempt look weak and inauthentic. it immediately exposes their game. these guys are just losers who have sworn revenge for every humiliation. humiliate them again
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12h
their whole bullying schtick only works when the response is spluttering and harrumphing and well i never-ing. "why did you think anyone here cares what your doughy buckeye ass thinks" just makes him look like the soft handed hedge fund pallid loser he is
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12h
this is an interesting clip because it shows how finely calibrated the current american reactionary idiom is to being a foil to the "when they go low we go high" democratic opposition. all you have to do is take the gloves off and the vances and trumps are immediately exposed
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12h
how does ohio boy vance keep walking right into the buzzsaw of one of the midwest's most Ancient Tribal Hatreds. dog no one in michigan cares what your OSU ass has to say
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Petti Crocker, but scary 👻 @aquarianairhead.bsky.social · 11h
This one's for @therachel.bsky.social
The back of a Genesis car with a personalized plate that says ABACAB 1
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Petti Crocker, but scary 👻 @aquarianairhead.bsky.social · 11h
Had a really frustrating last half-hour or so at work today, but my department chair is awesome and has my back. I'm really grateful for that.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14h
No one can blame you for being so cynical. But holy fuck come up for air sometimes
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13h
sandy hook was 13 years ago and they're still killing innocent children because this country loves its guns more than it loves to see children grow up
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 13h
Authorities believe at least five people are dead following a shooting at an elementary school in Bend, Oregon
huffpost.com
5 People Believed Dead Following Shooting At Elementary School In Bend, Oregon, 2 Law Enforcement Officials Tell AP
“We know children are among the victims,” a spokesperson for the Bend Police Department said.
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 14h
Plenty of attention is rightfully being paid to her dishonesty about being a lawyer, etc, but I would argue this background deserves as much scrutiny and outrage yet is falling through the cracks:
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 15h
You all want to defund the police until [reads article] okay i see his coworkers at Taco Bell turned him in, I get it now
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14h
My man looks like Shart Garfunkel
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My man looks like Stanley Kubrick dressed up as Velma for Halloween
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Eddie Bowley @eddache.bsky.social · 18h
Here's a bit of YouTube wackiness. I used a song in a video. That song was from YouTube's Audio Library. Use of the song includes attribution, crediting the artists & some URLs One of those URLs got flagged by YT as spam I just got penalised by YT for putting in a link YT told me I had to put in
Email from YouTube saying a URL in my video "violates our spam, deceptive practices and scams policy"Screen shot of my YouTube description with a link now marked as "hidden"The Creative Commons Attribution for the song, on YouTube's Audio Library, with the URLs I got flagged for spam still present
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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 16h
You would not know from this that in addition to being a “celebrity entrepreneur,” Joe Gebbia is a former DOGE operative and current federal official.
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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 16h
I got nothing
SBA’s Million Dollar Pitch Competition to Stream on Prime Video and YouTube

Five entrepreneurs will take the stage to compete, alongside Nicki Minaj, Grant Cardone, Joe Gebbia, and Dean Cain on October 20th
 

WASHINGTON — Today, the U.S. Small Business Administration (SBA) announced that its Million Dollar Pitch Competition will stream on Prime Video and YouTube starting October 20. The high-stakes contest, hosted by Dean Cain and judged by celebrity entrepreneurs Nicki Minaj, Grant Cardone, and Joe Gebbia, was taped before a live audience in Washington, D.C., where five finalists pitched their small businesses for a chance to win a portion of a $1 million cash prize pool funded by Clover Network, Inc. (Clover). The show includes a special appearance by President Donald J. Trump and recalls the vision he shared with the nation during The Apprentice, an award-winning show that celebrated the tenacity and vision required to compete and win in business.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20h
Just an update here: I tried emailing multiple USA Today editors, reporters and PR people numerous times for more clarity about the use of @nbedera.bsky.social's quotes, and received zero replies. They did, however, give this vague statement to @wamc.org: www.wamc.org/news/2026-10...
Comment from USA Today spokesperson to WAMC Northeast Public Radio: 

“As is standard practice in our newsroom, reporters share interviews and other information with colleagues covering the same story and the original reporter is credited as a contributor on each piece. Dr. Bedera’s quotes were not edited or used out of context. We value Dr. Bedera’s expertise and her contributions to our coverage.”
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
mary mother of melted candles i don’t like body shaming but this admin is fucking TESTING me
it seems the trump admin has a new state dept employee named barbera thornhill who’s leading efforts against human trafficking and i don’t even know how to describe her face except to say part of her anti-trafficking strategy is clearly jump-scaring the perpetrators
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Ethel Weapon @lousadzak.bsky.social · 21h
This will kill people
bbc.co.uk
Trans people should use hospital spaces according to biological sex, NHS England says
New guidance says trans patients should be cared for on single-sex hospital wards or bays that align with their biological sex.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 19h
God saves his lickiest boom-boom downs for his snowiest informers
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