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Plum Thief Sluggo

@plumthief.bsky.social
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I'm not Sluggo and I don't really steal plums. Trying to learn how to make small talk. Otherwise I'm listening to Wilco, Belle & Sebastian, or Yo La Tengo; reading; being an alright dad; or negotiating with my dog. He/Him.

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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 9h
When I try to rap
Two Bluesky posts. The top one from Mara Wilson says "Anyway, who wants to see pictures of my gay car 1/4)." The one below says "five my days of hat."
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've seen that guy too many times today.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm happy Rhea Seehorn finally won an Emmy.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"They have five bathrooms now?! Wow!" -Me earnestly today talking about a movie theater I went to today
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Can we get Quincy Tyler Bernstine in more things?
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Is learning the tiny desk isn't tiny the adult equivalent of finding out Santa Claus isn't real?
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Okay. Sure. But what prestige director is courageous enough to give us the Adventures In Odyssey movie?
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This Phish encore is bonkers
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Squares are good at what they do: Rectangling.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A Mamma Mia style movie, but based around Mekon songs.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Saw a post that reminded me of the old adage: Dusk to Dawn, you know you're gonna yawn Dawn to Dusk, listen to Ween's The Mollusk
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I didn't even know Uncrustables existed until like 2 years ago.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
They need to make a pill for the kind of anxiety watching The Bear gives me.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Is the US team throwing this game?
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Fuck it, let's run Stephen King in Maine.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Disgusted by the SCOTUS ruling about transgender participation in sports.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm just finding out that Ann Patchett is a great audiobook narrator.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
DVD menus are cool
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Some days you learn that Bonnie Prince Billy recorded a Mekons cover album.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
You know who loves today's World
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A bit of Bruce Campbell at times in Rachel McAdams's performance in Send Help, eh?
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Ah spiders, nature's cat toy.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy May Day!
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I bought a guitar and my credit score dropped by 25 points.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Ennis Brooks Hudson Algar
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
You know what? My dog has the right to skydive, but he doesn't jump out of an airplane because he and I have an agreement he's not gonna do that, because I don't want my dog jumping out of an airplane.
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Larry Glickman @larryglickman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If I was a member of the cabinet or Congress. I would be asking myself what I would say to my grandchildren when they asked, “what did you do when the president of the United States threatened to destroy a whole civilization?”
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Welp, guess I'll just work on my spreadsheets and emails and what not.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Hey, wha' happened?
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I wish we lived in a world with less Krassensteins post and more Wild Kratts posts.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
What movie has the most baguettes in it?
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Not sure if anyone has had this experience, but I just watched Michael Clayton for the first time and thought it was great.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
What if y'all are hurting The Rock's feelings right now? You ever think of that?
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Why is Ms. Rachel doing more than most congressional Democrats?
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Two things I've learned about myself today.: 1. I can't understand celebrating someone's death, especially not outwardly, the way some people seem capable of. 2. After the person who helped me realize item 1 passes away, it will no longer be true.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
If I was clever, I would mash up the Elon based son and the Robert Mueller Trump posts and like 5 people would like it, but I'm not clever. Or is it, if I were clever?
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Normal men lady and puppet should host SNL UK.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I think there was an Olive Garden commercial in the middle of the latest episode of Shrinking?
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Today is the LAST DAY to effectively use our resources against the onslaught of AIPAC ads on air, and we need all the help we can get!
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It was the best of rhymes, It was the worst of rhinos.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
It's all so stupid and evil.
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
My new video with Mayor Mamdani just dropped 📼 Our partnership has shown that politics doesn’t have to be sour or ego-driven. It can be a team sport in pursuit of values and our hopes. ⬇️
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I cannot stress enough how much I've always been unable to watch figure skating. It somehow bores me to the point I feel anxious and naseaous. So it was a surprise to me how much I love the Alysa Liu routine. That was amazing!
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Spotted Moshe Kasher in The Pitt and thought "He actually knows ASL because his parents were deaf" and then asked myself "why do you have that information?"
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Hold me even closer tinier dancer.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I'm so confused about who I just saw in a GLP-1 ad. I know there're bigger issues and people need to work, but c'mon, is it really worth to do a GLP-1 commercials?
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
That video should have a graphic content filter on it.
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Ween and They Might Be Giants are the same genre.
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