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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We all mocked Jeanine Pirro when she charged a guy with assault with a hoagie. Now we’re hunting the guy who threw a cheesesteak at the manager of Pat’s Steaks and it’s not so funny. Wasting a cheesesteak in Philly is a felony.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Should we be flying flags at 3/4 mast for Mitch McConnell? 2/3?

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I don’t care what the loon in the White House decides to rename anything. I’ll still call the big lake Gitche Gumee if I want.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Why would a nation be surprised that a man who considered using nuclear weapons against a hurricane might think he could use the military against the Bond market? Should have used the 25th then. Use it now.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I saw the stories about the Trump administration rounding up wild horses for slaughter and I saw the stories about how he’s going to make discounted beef available but won’t say where it comes from and I hope to god they’re not related.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Besides the basic questions about what went wrong with the Leaning Tower of Manhattan, I have one more: who would trust living there, no matter how they “fix” it?

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Remember the dueling scene from “Love and Death” where Woody Allen is shot in one arm and then nobly fires his pistol directly up, only to have the bullet come down and hit him in his other arm? I had vaccinations in each arm today, and that’s what it feels like, but without the laughs.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

If they install the fence around the Reflecting Pool really fast, maybe they can trap the vandals inside when they finally surface!

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Nobody but him has vandalized the Reflecting Pool. He’s just unable to admit that his own impulsive decisions and poorly planned orders have bad outcomes. Besides, if we really wanted to mess with him that Pool would have been filled with rainbow stripes of Jell-O this month.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Summer solstice, so I wanted to try that trick with an egg. But I don’t eat eggs anymore so I tried to make a carton of EggBeaters stand on its end. It worked!

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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

This Needs to Happen…. Idea: a law that says if you’re going to build a data center, you have to also build enough solar panels to power it. We can call it the Bring Your Own Damn Grid Act.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I heard Melania was giving a press conference and I assumed it was to explain her immigration status. Trump promised that “in two weeks” about 8 years ago.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I keep hearing that Khameni’s SECOND son has been chosen as the new Ayatollah. Don’t you have to wonder how the older son who got passed over feels? You know, Fredo Khameni?

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Mike Johnson is all three “see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil” monkeys rolled into one. Has anyone told him about the war yet?

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Rise up, Iranian people! We’ve got your back! No one follows through on regime change like we do. Just ask the Kurds.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Whew! What a relief that GW’s slaves never happened.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Every time I see that “Thrillionaires” commercial (and it’s too often) where they are all on a bicycle, I assume that it’s because their cars were all repossessed due to their gambling addiction.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

They worship the Golden Calf they made because they enjoy seeing themselves reflected in it.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I realize that I’ve gotten a little weaker as I’ve gotten older, but I’m starting to think that the glue they use to seal foil packages of coffee is the same glue they used to keep tiles on the space shuttles during re-entry.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Trump WISHES that he could do to reporters what Mohammed Bone Sawman did to a reporter. He has to settle for crass insults.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, the pedo formerly known as “Prince.”

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

We said “No Kings” at Independence Hall 249 years ago and we said it again yesterday.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Hurricane Erin looks like it will wreak havoc on the shoreline. Soon the only one left on the beach will be Chris Christie.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

They worship the Golden Calf they made because they enjoy seeing themselves reflected in it.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

“Energy should NOT NEED SUBSIDY!” When Trump posts something this stupid and unaware, Democrats should seize the opportunity and introduce legislation to eliminate all subsidies for the oil, gas, and coal industries. They should call it the “Trump No Subsidy Bill.” Make Republicans vote on that.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Walking in NYC at night I brushed shoulders with a guy walking the other way with his wife. My daughter: “did you see who that was? Woody Allen and Soon-Yi!” Turned and stared. Saw him walking sideways and talking to her just like he did in Annie Hall. A guy passed us and just said, “tourists.”

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Have they set fire to the Reichstag yet?

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Habemus Papem! I no longer feel theologically adrift, or lost at ‘See’ if you will.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Conclave starts today. I’m hoping for at least one nun with a sense of humor who will troll the crowd with a cloud of pink smoke.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

I enjoyed being at Alcatraz as a tourist. I’m not looking forward to my next time there.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Listening to the horror stories from air traffic controllers who warn that air travel is not safe. “Real ID” deadline to fly is next week. Is that to make it easier to ID bodies?

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Not sure why there’s such a battle between New York and Trump over congestion traffic pricing. Can’t they just explain it to him that it’s like a tariff for traffic?

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

ERIN GO BRAGH! (Everywhere but Florida, which has “Don’t Say Gaelic” laws)

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Federal employees have about as much obligation to answer Musk’s email as they would if he asked, “what are you wearing?”

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Hooters filed for bankruptcy. Does this mean they’re going bust?

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Curious. Did the 1500 thugs pardoned and released by Trump get issued brownshirts and armbands as they checked out, or do they have to pick them up later?

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Congratulations to the Fraternal Order of Police for taking a hard look in the fucking mirror, realizing who and what they endorsed, and issuing a statement condemning Trump’s pardons of the criminal domestic terrorists who put cops in the hospital on January 6th.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

In two weeks a lot of Trump voters are going to start saying, “well that’s just crazy! I didn’t vote for THAT.” Yes. Yes, you did.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

To quote Maxwell Smart, “Missed it by that much.” Have any two successive Congresses ever failed to elect a Speaker on first ballot before? Another proud moment for today’s Republican Party and its inability to govern.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

I’m so old I remember when Kwanza was invented. I feel so old sometimes that I think I should remember when Christmas was invented.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

I give it… maybe a month before the Bahamas declare war on us.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

If the UHC CEO shooter had waxed those eyebrows immediately after, he’d still be a free man right now.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

“Because they had no choice.” A member of Antifa just gave that despicable justification for a riot. My mistake. It was a terrorist who tortured their hostages. My mistake again. It was the President-Elect, explaining why he would pardon Jan. 6th rioters who put 140 cops in the hospital.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

NYPD - $10k FBI - $50k UHC - ? Where’s the reward offer from the multi billion corporation that had its CEO murdered?

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

A healthcare CEO succumbed to America’s most common fatal airborne illness.

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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Sometimes I tell myself that I could make a living as a demotivational speaker, but then I talk myself out of even trying.

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