Reposted by aleashuhhtunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place. 426174343863
Reposted by aleashuhhkaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026a tuxedo cat named beau might fix me 182
Reposted by aleashuhhUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/07/2025“I know you think you’re being funny, but honestly Dave, it’s just hurtful.” 319184161990
Reposted by aleashuhhNotorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026ngl that first day of russian 101 is fuckin brutal 5595
Reposted by aleashuhhDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/06/2026sounds like this owl outside my window has quite the mystery on his hands 320570
Reposted by aleashuhhJohn Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day 372948632
Reposted by aleashuhhIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat" 274124062097
Reposted by aleashuhhTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 14/02/2024Heres a simple trick even an idiot can do Make a pot of coffee, boil up a bunch of hot dogs in there. You got yourself a feed of jitter dogs. Simple 18604140
Reposted by aleashuhhphil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026“would you punch a baby if—“ stop right there. yes 818432
Reposted by aleashuhhRamin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like: 93142863815
Reposted by aleashuhhMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 12/08/2026ok but what about a little baby water buffalo he's just a baby! 333117471536
Reposted by aleashuhhTruman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 07/08/2026If I had a pet bear I'd name him Nate and when I got home I'd say, "Hi, Bear Nate!" He'd pretend to fall asleep and we'd have a good laugh. He'd then maul me horribly but I wouldn't hold it against him. 49020
Reposted by aleashuhhMike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault. 10052901419
Reposted by aleashuhhalex g @alexgioulakis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026When my daughter was 5 she ate several pounds of various fruits at a birthday party, then ran hard for an hour, then threw up all over. As she was throwing up and sobbing she mumbled ‘i want to cut bangs’. Making questionable choices with our bangs is a rite of passage for all. 1524
Reposted by aleashuhhJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I don’t want to die peacefully in my sleep.. I’d rather be surrounded by force ghosts of loved ones who have gone before me while I do something brave. 49246
Reposted by aleashuhhLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/07/2026You were gone for I could not know how long and I was sitting out in the backyard in the dark smoking in the spot we would normally smoke together when a skunk shadowy skunked alarmingly close to me. 37913
aleashuhh @aleashuhh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026my puppy turns 1 in a week which means that i need another puppy. it's simple math. 071
Reposted by aleashuhhMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20368812624827
Reposted by aleashuhhskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026oh you want healthcare and a house? lol here's a gambling app for your phone you stupid piece of shit 3635140
Reposted by aleashuhhGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 17/07/2026(dropping my phone into the ocean) oh no!! my dopamine machine!! 411641
Reposted by aleashuhhTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Marmalade Update: marmo is obsessed with my parents old smelly dog. Its her boyfriend 2054758
Reposted by aleashuhhSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 09/07/2026My dad was a poet so I could never really join in when the other boys would argue about whose dad could beat up the other dads, but I was confident that my dad could make your dad feel seen in ways that would quietly devastate him. 433320452
Reposted by aleashuhhsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026i won’t answer my phone but i’d 100% let in a trojan horse 59835
Reposted by aleashuhhBrighton Capital @brightoncap.bsky.social · 08/06/2026@roryjohnston.bsky.social This came to mind while listening to you on the Macro Voices podcast. "Rory at Night, Spring/Summer 2026" 1739
Reposted by aleashuhhGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026You used to go to websites and they would have guestbooks that people would sign like it was a bed and breakfast 8882141920
Reposted by aleashuhhJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Please listen to or watch my podcast interview with the guy making this: youtu.be/lqwdvFz1Xeo?...youtu.beA Repairable, No-Tech TractorYouTube video by 404 Media 321933
Reposted by aleashuhhJas 🪶🐻🦉🇺🇸🇨🇦 @itistherealjas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026If they can do to one, they will do & try to make all states the same. We did not punish the losers in the civil war harsh enough. The GOP needs to be thrown out, destroyed, & never allowed to gain any seats, ever again. They & MAGA are a stain on this country, which may never survive from. 21320139
aleashuhh @aleashuhh.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Please everyone say prayers for my spotted pig she is unwell. 2120
Reposted by aleashuhhthe hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 15/05/2026this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened 203102401686
Reposted by aleashuhhNotorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 15/05/2026this man is your friend 0272
Reposted by aleashuhhGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15/11/2025“do the dew” no, i am not sticking my dick in a can of soda ever again 1922558
aleashuhh @aleashuhh.bsky.social · 14/05/2026there is a carpenter ant that lives in our bathroom and he is my friend. today we washed our faces together. 020
Reposted by aleashuhhEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 14/05/2026[staring at commodities graph I don’t understand] Christ. Bloody hell. 82655
Reposted by aleashuhh Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 11/05/2026i can’t be held responsible for plans we made a week ago when i was in a good mood 011139
Reposted by aleashuhhContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026When there’s no sheep to herd.. 😅 1865167636
Reposted by aleashuhhmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 11/05/2026too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes 289105551708
Reposted by aleashuhhGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/05/2026when i show up in your mentions 1947271127
Reposted by aleashuhhSkye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Rep. Justin Jones burning a Confederate flag during the special session on Tennessee redistricting Jones: “It’s a form of Jim Crow terror — this is about race. This is about power. This is about silencing communities that have historically been excluded” 673001881
Reposted by aleashuhhshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time 163127064090
