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Heavy with goat and burdened with terrible chicken #MOT #FOD

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springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 5h
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working towards a 2034 window of contention @whygavs.com · 29/09/2026
This episode rules for all the reasons everyone says but people often forget that it's also the episode where Picard GOT A COOL JACKET
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
he’s 38 and i do believe this is the face any bluesky user would make before being put at quarterback on monday night football
oh god i’m old
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Blue Note Records @bluenoterecords.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did you know that's Ronnie Foster playing organ on "Summer Soft" from Stevie Wonder's 1976 masterpiece "Songs In The Key Of Life"? Ronnie had just released "Cheshire Cat," the 5th of his excellent 70s Blue Note albums." Stream our spotlight playlist & browse vinyl: bluenote.lnk.to/RonnieFoster...
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We didn’t have fidget spinners when I was a kid. We had cigarettes
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: Yeah, I'm into country music The country music:
Movie poster for Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered County, a movie about Klingons and William Shakespeare. The poster looks like a giant spectral Klingon is about to eat the starship Enterprise.
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Patrick Damp @synonymforwet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd rather fight 1000 horse sized badgers then listen to 30 seconds of this 7 damn minutes of ford truckaganda
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dudes truck outside the hotel has what seems to be a picture of Godzilla riding a whale on the tailgate
Picture from my hotel window of the back corner of a pickup truck in the parking lot with a decal of what appears to be Godzilla riding a giant whale out of the sea
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A man on threads saying “ha I look like a minion. Liver is failing.” With a pic of himself. A woman replies “banana heart break emoji”
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Emily Harper 🌺 @eharperxo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 26/09/2026
i drank a miller high life today. can i get a column in the atlantic now
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pussy poppin at the Catholic Credit Union
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The pods talking about Tottenham
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'm always saying this
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
dude you know i don't fw void space like that
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mamdani: Do you know I support Arsenal and Prime Minister Store supports Leeds United? Child: Yes. I also know the results when the clubs met in the 1968 League Cup final and the 1972 FA Cup final. Norway PM Store *nods knowingly* #lufc
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am the chode!
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Count Chuckula 🧛‍♂️ @chuckxl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am also unconscious but not.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 23/09/2026
the authoritarian internationale is real and can hurt you
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh whoa i can’t believe it’s already the 25th anniversary of Mr. War
headline: 2001 Hit Series, Called “The Greatest WWII Series of All Time” is Dominating Streaming 25 Years Later
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 🌽👁️🌽👁️🌽 🌽🌽👃🌽🌽 🌽🌽👄🌽🌽 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 The corn man
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Autism has arrived!
Photo of Orange cat looking at a lake in Autumn with orange leaves fallen all about it's finally autism
It reads "it's finally Autism"
Context: this is a conflate Autism and Autumn meme made by honest but it's being used to say it's April, the Autism acceptance month
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Jim The Ess Jee @jimtheschoolgirl.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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If you didn't vote Dem, you helped make this: @airbagmoments.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"The Aristocrats!"
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is the fifth third the seventh or is it the 1 and 2/3rd? Please discuss.
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom under any circumstances
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Eobard Toyotathon @adef187.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Has Aaron Rodgers quit yet
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
in my most fevered nightmares i am somehow trying to post pigpoopballs in the replies but every time I get an error message and its a gif of Taylor saying "that's bad, actually"
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm almost certain that the Gilbert & Sullivan sketch is in here. I'm not exactly ready to have a full rant on which censorship actually keeps people from being harmed by nefarious content and which censorship literally censors the material directly critiquing racism... But yeah...
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Twitter superstar @ironghazi has returned and is vowing to make his forthcoming shitposts somehow even worse than they used to be, a feat some have described as “impossible” and “please don’t”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
SOURCE: The Seattle Mariners have designated utility infielder Belt Gaysport for assignment.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026
when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia
image of a woman in bed wearing military regalia with several bars and medals pinned to her lapel
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aaron Rodgers get bodied will never not be entertaining
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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Drop something MEDICAL
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Weird Al Like A Surgeon
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Morgan @mport25.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You know who I really feel bad for. Aaron Rodgers wife. I asked her about the play of her husband this season and she just looked at me like this
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Eobard Toyotathon @adef187.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aaron Rodgers retire bitch
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Atlanta is not a real place
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Took me an entire English degree to get this joke
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Eobard Toyotathon @adef187.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@pghguy.bsky.social
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Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh #Spurs 🤣
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Oondasta Laughter
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