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Bishop Steiner

@bishopsteiner.bsky.social
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Artist, TTRPG Nerd, Diver, Spearo, Metalhead and more! follow me at: www.patreon.com/BishopSteiner or drop a tip at: ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerfund

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just your reminder
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WNBA @wnba.com · 23h
🗽 THE NEW YORK LIBERTY ARE SEMIFINALS BOUND 🗽 The Liberty advance after defeating the Lynx 2-0 in the First Round. 2026 WNBA Playoffs presented by Google Pixel
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why do I equip my blood sea minotaurs with Hoplites type Bronze Armor & Aspis, when they are advanced enough for steel? Because they are primarily sea raiders. The Bronze Armor has two key advantages for them. 1) Corrosion resistance. 2) Faster to equip than most later armor types.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vince Gill says... help the man replace his phone... and get a fun game for your troubles.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So if we can't have Star Trek: Legacy... can we at least get a Star Trek: Division 12 spinoff/miniseries? Whilst the body horror aspect of the Griffin Incident was not my personal cupper, I gotta laugh at the mouthbreathers who try to bag on the quality of the episode & premise. X-Files in Space.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why would I listen to vapid "Sanctimonious Soliloquies" ...when I can listen to truly beautiful music sung by a REAL singer? youtu.be/yYtkPpFYzOo?...
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Nightwish - How's The Heart Acoustic (Planet Rock acoustic session)
YouTube video by Planet Rock
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I miss having the control of my hands to be able to draw like this. And that's not even some top tier "ZOMG" art like some of my peers crank out. But still.... was good for me. The Dougram/Shadow Hawk was a bit simplified, but 'twas a stylistic choice. Now? Simple is best I can do.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
always tweaking and updating for a day after a quake, and this make more sense to what I felt. It's actual smack dab in the middle oy city... and 10 km deep? For a quake is about as shallow as a taylor swift song. C'est la vie
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1 block away from my apartment this morning. Less than an hour after the rain started. I love living in the tropics, but like anything, it ain't all unicorn farts and Faerie faps.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when your Rogue has the situation under control.... and the Party's Idiot Paladin just has to show up and ruin things... www.instagram.com/reel/DbA_1uC...
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just a glance at how it be this morning This is.. maybe 1 km south of me. Not side streets but main blvd. www.facebook.com/share/v/19pU...
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
well the storm is tripping my UPS, so looking like I ain't gonna get shit done for work today, either. Hard to art on your tablet, when you can't turn it on.
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Funny Cat: Work No Work Meme
ALT: Funny Cat: Work No Work Meme
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All last week, got a flippin Cat 5 Hurricane literally on my doorstep. Town was drier than a Midwestern TradWife's cornbread from a box. Today, BETWEEN 2 hurricanes... been like this the last hour, solid. Probably a good thing my back didn't let me take my morning walk. 🤷‍♂️
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
got woke up at 1:20am by an earthquake. Minor one, only 4.6, but very close and very shallow, so was one huge jolt, like a car hitting a building. Now got torrential downpour, ahead of Rachel, which should be swinging past as a Hurricane tomorrow. Busy week and it's only monday.
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Dexter Dexter Meme
ALT: Dexter Dexter Meme
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marvel and DC Characters I would love to see @gailsimone.bsky.social write, or write MORE. Nocturne Dex-Starr Jack Russell aka Werewolf by Night Spoiler howzabout you? (Dex-Starr/Spoiler team up, y'all? Dex-Starr/Squirrel Girl crossover?)
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I swear, Spiders in HBS Battletech should be renamed Undead Cockroaches. Until you get called shot mastery, every single one of them.. it's liek. oh, there goes one arm, then the next, oh maybe a leg.. side torso? Don't need it! Add in their movement TMM? No other mech zombies as consistently!
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dude gonna need the full Vader suit after that burn
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WNBA @wnba.com · 27/09/2026
The WNBA playoffs are HERE 🔥 ➡️ NYL-MIN | 2pm/ET | ABC ➡️ IND-LVA | 4pm/ET | ABC ➡️ WAS-ATL | 7pm/ET | Prime Video ➡️ DAL-GSV | 9pm/ET | USA Network 2026 WNBA Playoffs presented by Google Pixel
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
except now it's full of microplastics... and probably people's flushed medications.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Debbie Gibbon Lvl 1 Bard, Hardozee variant specie 10 minute sketch while waiting on my fish fingers to cook.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whoa! I don't think I ever would have expected to hear SIGH on KEXP.... but as a huge fan of their unique Avante garden black/death/WTF metal? I am here for it. youtu.be/0Zc9piQukgM?...
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Sigh - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'll see myself out now...
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fang of the Sun Dougram, or Battletech? Why not both? Gray Death Legion ShadowHawk, Fox Patrol Griffin, Kell Hounds Thunderbolt and Damage Inc Battlemaster. 4 separate Commands, but it'd make a good lance having those 4 together. help feed a starving artist & cat here: ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why is it so darn hard to find Bamboo Rayon towels these days? I HATE cotton towels. No matter how pricy & fluffy they start? In under a year? Falt & scratchy AF. Big Autistic Turnoff right there. My cheapo Sears Bamboo towels after 12 years are still softer/fluffier than a cotton after 6 months.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I still ride with Kaep. I don't even care what people think. He's a real one who did put his money where his mouth was. Something I promise none of his haters have. Not a single one. youtube.com/shorts/BS0wl...
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Colin Kaepernick says: Football isn’t who I was it’s what I did.
YouTube video by The Pivot Podcast
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Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fake. USDA. Seals. Used by an NC meat processing plant on 83.5 TONS of meat. Produced entirely outside the federal inspection system, according to news reports. We are pretty close to The Jungle (second ed.) now, no? www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...
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Interactive: Meat recall linked to fake USDA labels
Pork, beef and goat products are being recalled after a company allegedly used fake USDA inspection labels. Explore our interactive guide to see which products are affected and what to look for.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Last Summer? Would turn off the AC around 2am, and not turn it back on most days til noon one 1 pm. This Summer? It's cooking by 9am. So glad we are destroying the planet so a few billionaires can skim a few more percentage points of profit.
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It Feels Like a Hot Fart Outside All The Time
ALT: It Feels Like a Hot Fart Outside All The Time
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they shoulda called Hurricane Polo Hurricane Cena, instead, cuz I sure can't see it.
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John Cena Says 'You Can't See Me'
ALT: John Cena Says 'You Can't See Me'
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my Fur 2 Unit has a bad meowtivator
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I need a Blowtorch. Made Mexican Chipotle Shrimp Fried Rice yesterday, and it came out OK, but the inability of my burners to achieve proper Wok Hei left it falling JUST short on flavor and texture. A GOOD Wok would be nice too, but a waste without enough FIRE.
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Uncle Roger's Wok Fun
ALT: Uncle Roger's Wok Fun
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I never expected to get to see one of my all time favorite Trek characters actually in live action. Hello Shiboline M'Ress!
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i don't normally photo random cars, but if that purple is stock from BMW? Gawd dang give whoever formulated it a raise!
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
make no mistake, I am glad that it's been much ado about nothing, as opposed to getting slammed by a Cat 5 to the grill... But I do kinda wish I had the time spent prepping the last 3 days "just in case", back. So far it's a little blustery, and the wave action is pretty solid, but that's it.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
While I like Celia Rose Gooding in the role, I never thought there was a huge resemblance between her and Nichelle Nichols.... Until this scene in the s4 finale.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a reminder that among my many many creative skills, is an unmatched mastery of the Haiku...
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
as an artist, I have always been a confused, the stuff I am most proud/happy about? No one cares. The stuff I crap out like last night's taco bell? Blows up. Was ..meditating this morning & realized my favorite version of characters are usually the less popular ones. So guess it's me thing. 🙃
Armored British White Woman Explicitly Non Ninja Betsy Braddock, aka Psylocke. 

art by (I think) Stephen Segovia80s Orange an Brown suit Wolverine.  I still don't get why people insist that it's yellow. 

art by Bill SienkiewiczArmored Thor by Walt Simonson.  The Suit was to protect him after Hel cursed him and IIRC made all his bones brittle. Silver Centurion Iron Man, art by Bob Layton
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You're all secretly Urbies.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
only a 14% chance of rain according to the Weather Channel.... this Hurricane must be drier than Ben Shapiro's wife, if that's accurate.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the beastie has cranked back up to Cat 5.. though it's slowed it's pace again, for now, to 3.6 mph (5.8 kph), so it's gonna take it's flipping time. Things have been calm here (too calm?) so far but I expect tomorrow will finally start seeing some shenanigans.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I haven't collected Marvel Legends since the early 00s... but... wow. Especially that Pyslocke. I am the rare weirdo who loved the OG Betsy Braddock Psylocke, not the Kwannon Ninja nonsense... Nimrod, classic Wolverine, Spiral? WOW. Though still haven't made a great Nightcrawler figure, IMO.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's a Dalek! It's a Phalanx CIWS? It's... R2D2? Naw. It's an Urbanmech with a big old RISC Advanced Point Defense System for a Strap on! for an easier to read write up www.deviantart.com/bishopsteine... or you can pay me to go away and never do this again, here ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 23/09/2026
arstechnica.com
RFK Jr.'s CDC isn’t letting states order COVID-19 shots for kids, blocking access
US health dept. said it wants to make sure the vaccine orders are "appropriate."
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here in Manzanillo, awaiting the mighty Hurricane Polo, as it barrels Northwest at a staggering... 4 mph (6.5 kph for those not blessed with FREEDUMB UNITS!)
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my great passions while diving, is Macro-Photography. To give an idea of the size of the subjects I am photographing, while fighting the currents, here is a Flabellina cynara nudibranch (a relative of sea slugs). And that is the tip of my left index finger next to it. (Approximate size, 6mm)
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm so tired of Zoomers and all this "Looksmaxxing" and "Pheremonemaxxing" nonsense (wash yo stanky ass and wear some deodorant you filthy freak!)... Can we just get to just plain old MAXXing?
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
depends on if old orc has partner.
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