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Reno Wallabout

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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 5h
Things are incredibly bleak right now but hey at least Tottenham aren’t playing
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 10h
The screen name Van Hecke’s Turf Toe is still up for grabs (as far as I know)
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gotta get trump in front of the camera before he starts sundowning but guess what his brain is already mostly oatmeal
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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sports fans could learn a little something from SpaceX fans. every time the team implodes in a big fiery ball, just cheer. let them know how cool it is.
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The veil between sick day at home and sick working at home day is desperately thin
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think Carson Benge should win ROY because he plays for the Mets and I’m a Mets fan and if you can’t root for your guy to win because of what WAR says then you’re taking these dumb awards too seriously
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
All my Phillies fan friends are so mad their team won the game to hold onto their spot in the postseason, what a beautiful city of normal people.
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hilarious that both Verlander and Scherzer pitched for the Mets and the less said about it the better
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Mets are dead. Long live the Mets
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cornelio is the password in a Beavis & Butthead Eyes Wide Shut parody
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ugh somebody pour a beer on that fucking trump hat
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It took lindor so long to go from 299 home runs to 300 that I completely forgot he was still looking for it. Anyway, congrats, champ
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"He's the best hitting catcher in history. He also allows 8 passed balls a game." - Jan Paul van Hecke if he played baseball
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I simply do not believe all these people who claim they’ve “never heard” Detachable Penis by King Missile. Obvious virtue signaling.
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A thing I really need to get over is looking at a job listing I have no qualifications for and going, "yeah, of course I could totally do that job"
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was very enjoyable
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Michael Caley voice: GOOD
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's Pelover
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
See? Easy peasy (I am very smart)
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Spurs just need to stop overcomplicating things. This is unisex advice
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Spurs haven't really had a chance from inside the box except, you know, the goal they scored
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are the Phillies okay?
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The defender is in the goal and the ball hits her standing leg, so uhh...
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good Spurs is playing
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Poch building another army of children
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Will Smith Teary-Eyed Nod
ALT: Will Smith Teary-Eyed Nod
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Couldn't happen to a nicer Cucufella
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
69 likes
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got acid reflux from reading your skeets
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a fair question, why don’t any of the other characters on Lanterns acknowledge that John Stewart is the hottest man in existence?
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The pods talking about Tottenham
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not thrilled that I got to describe my day to someone as a Lynchian nightmare
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
"Who killed Hannibal" meme with Manchester City and Chelsea shooting the financial rules and wondering why Everton keeps doing this
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Measles
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Somehow Everton are gonna lose points over this
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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
City are going to be devastated in 3 years when their appeal fails and they are fined £10m and have a suspended 15 point deduction. 🙄
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spurs in 20th, get first pick in the dispersal draft
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fine, here. More comedy than I expected. The right amount of Kerri Russell
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The pods talking about Tottenham
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember going to shows in my youth and being like I can't believe they have to be done by 11pm. These days the only music I'm listening to that late is the theme to Murder She Wrote
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Nicholas Offerman @goodklown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s called the “American” League because it sucks
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sure all of your Pinkerton takes are very well informed but unless you woke up every morning of 7th grade to songs from the album back when CD player alarm clocks were a thing don’t even talk to me
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Whoa Brett Baty Grand slam-a-lam
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Keith Hernandez mask off” kinda writes itself
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They went out of their way to say over and over again that he didn’t want the job, but what the heck, sure
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
'Tis the season
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Jarrett Seidler @seidler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it’s kind of bizarrely funny that the only Dem elected actually consistently willing to bail Trump out of bad media cycles is the left-coded millennial guy but he should also really really stop doing this
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anyone can stink for five games. If you are (hopefully!) only going to stink for five games, stinking for the first give games is probably the way to go.
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… Thanks, I Speight it… @speight88.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They should find the guy who was in charge of Arsenal at the time and ban him from football imo.
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So in 20 days Kudus, Maddison and Solanke will be fit and ready to roll, right?
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