Sign in

Malaga Bill

@blandmalagueno.bsky.social
196 followers 327 following 1.3K posts

There's a red headed tiger known as Billy.

PostsRepliesMedia
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bring on King Sausage Fingers
000
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Second Saturday with no football
110
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If Richard E Grant is booted off, as I expect he will be, he’s going to look so fucking stupid #celebritytraitors
120
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
None of this actually matters now. If the guilty verdict is upheld, then the owners will be removed. New owners won’t have these sponsors and you’ll see the true figures over the course of the next few years. It won’t continue
110
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck me 😂
010
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Friday ya Bastards
030
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard E Grant 🤦🏻‍♂️ #TheTraitors
000
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cheers Theresa May, sons crying
010
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Ricolino Scolari Close-Up
ALT: Ricolino Scolari Close-Up
010
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maresca to the City squad when they return next week #mcfc
000
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New idea… dock them whatever the cumulative deductions come to. Say it’s 120… that sticks with them until they clear it. So if they clear 80 of it this season, they start next season in the Championship on minus 40. It would keep them down there for at least 2 seasons.
000
Reposted by Malaga Bill
Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reading the independent report into Man City's financial "arrangements" now, stopping after every paragraph, saying "Jesus"..."JESUS!"..."Holy fuck!" and again. This is beyond anything anyone imagined. Also started to wonder whether criminal proceedings are in the picture now.
40539120
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uff. See you later Citeh www.premierleague.com/en/news/4727...
premierleague.com
Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC
An independent Commission has found Manchester City FC guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.
100
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
000
Reposted by Malaga Bill
Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the correct historical precedent. bsky.app/profile/ewze...
2369
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Haaland scoring 103 goals in next seasons League 2 should be fun to watch. Man City 18 - Forest Green 1
000
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kalvin Phillips crying over his treble medals tonight.
031
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine the appeals process pushes this on and in the meantime Citeh win the league this season…
100
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do you demote a team during a season? Let them have this season and tell them regardless of what happens next season you’re in Division 4?
000
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still not a sausage on Sky Sport website… weird to say the least
100
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guilty on 114 of the 115 charges. One point deduction per breach will do just fine.
011
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two of these charges carry sentences upto life imprisonment. One holds a 10 year max and the other a 2 year guidline. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
000
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#SuperIntelligence
000
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Zzzzzzzz
020
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is dreadfully poor. 0-1 incoming
230
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Need Fulham to get a point tomorrow. Send Spurs bottom for the international break.
000
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead!
ALT: Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead!
010
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh #Spurs 🤣
static.klipy.com
Oondasta Laughter
ALT: Oondasta Laughter
012
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Quite aside from the content, how is this legal? One of the party leaders fronting a “news show”
011
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s that time again
164
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yet more hate filled people from the boomer generation. Honestly, the generation that has benefitted from the most and yet still seem to hate the world.
020
Reposted by Malaga Bill
M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“I’m heartbroken to discover I’m living amongst some very bigoted xenophobic people”
14545110
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Palace at home next. Imagine winning that and going in to a 3 week international break in the top 4 and on 11 points already? What is this madness #lufc?
270
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
8 points from 5 (4) games @dan.thesquareball.net
121
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
2 or 3 more games to make his case to stay… 🤣
030
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s going to be a long, hard season but I think if we give it everything we might just reel them back in.
040
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What have we just seen? We might just be a proper, proper team you know.
030
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For anyone not aware, DCL is to Newcastle what Harvey Barnes is to us. They hate him.
060
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Frank’s doing well
static.klipy.com
Zach Galifianakis' Funny Laugh
ALT: Zach Galifianakis' Funny Laugh
000
Reposted by Malaga Bill
Flintworks @flintworks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Using @mostlyharmless.northsky.social idea It costs approx 89p a freepost delivery, reform just got £72m, so if we send 84,269,662 cards and they come in packs of 8 so 10.5m cards need to be bought which would put £47m in rnli coffers It's a win win
21411
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All going wrong at the Palace
static.klipy.com
Prince Charles, Prince of Wales at Royal Event
ALT: Prince Charles, Prince of Wales at Royal Event
010
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In trouble list: Hull Ipswich Coventry Palace Fulham Bournemouth
000
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🤯
000
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Should have been 2/3 up. Didn’t get the clincher. Would have taken a point before and could have been less after the equalised.
static.klipy.com
Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
ALT: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
020
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Would have been happy with a point pre game, I’ll be fuming if we don’t win this now
000
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Aaaaaargh. Stach then Tanaka. Should be 2-0
000
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The hatred in the hair grabber down the front. Why? And how? How are you so filled with hate and bile?
110
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I mean if some kindly terrostists are looking for the next crowd to do some damage to, the could do a lot worse
020
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I dream that in the next few years, we all get to see the end of Trump & Farage. I hope both are uncovered for what they truly are and have to retreat in to exile where they only exist in the minds of a few thousand. Growing old knowing they mean nothing to the world, would be just deserts for both.
020
Malaga Bill @blandmalagueno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
💀
010