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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦

@dystopianpiscean.bsky.social
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Slava Ukraini! I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am the chode!
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
On 9/11, in the Canadian province of Newfoundland, thousands of travellers including many Americans were stuck at Gander airport. The people of Gander set up shelters for the passengers and many people took them into their homes. Those are the connections that are important. Neighbours always ✌🏼🇨🇦🇺🇸
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One day Trump gets really hungry so he gobbles down his personal aide Natalie Harp. When she lands in his stomach, there's Mitch McConnell. "Oh wow, so this is where you disappeared to" she says, "the president ate you too" McConnell says "Nope, I got here through the back entrance"
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trump Lake
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
August 24th, 1812. If you know, you know
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My meme, practically created itself
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This is a thing! Espresso, Coke, cocoa and vanilla foam ....Fridge Cigarette!
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Iranian regime is terrible but somebody over there is making money mocking Trump
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Word
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Jimothy, your struggles are our struggles. Stay strong brother #jimothy
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fuck you Trump. "We are holding Canada responsible for the fact that they are not properly maintaining their Forests, and Brush therein, and the United States is being unnecessarily invaded by filthy, polluted, and unhealthy air," He's describing himself; filthy, polluted, and unhealthy 😀
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
These are the new Trump coins that are going to be released soon. Mexico has the Peso and America will have the Pedo. If the guys who founded America in 1776 knew who the president would be 250 years later, they'd have gone back to England
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ha ha, it's TACO Tuesday and Trump has made a u-turn on his 20-percent tariff announcement. That was on my Bingo card!
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oops
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is the most Trump thing ever, spending $60 million on an UFC event at the White House to celebrate his 80th birthday. Meanwhile the weather is going to be thunderstorms, high winds, torrential rain and clouds of mosquitoes and gnats. You read that correctly, a biblical infestation of pests 😀
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Loneliness-maxxing is amazing. Spend time with your favourite person, yourself. Forget about your stupid annoying relationships and anxieties and worries because nobody cares about them. All it takes is a day or two doing whatever the hell you want, to make you not care about that shit either
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The Romans had bread and circuses, the Americans have pizza and UFC fights on the President's lawn. The forecast for DC this weekend is for very hot and humid weather, and Trump will love that, there's nothing like the sight of half-naked sweaty men grappling with one another that gets his attention
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Tonight's shooting at the event tonight is as fake as half the lips and boobs in attendance
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Terrible news from Louisiana. So sad. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Mass shooting rampage in Louisiana leaves eight children dead and others wounded
Suspect was fatally shot, according to Shreveport police, who say victims ranged in age from 18 months to 14 years
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Trump's word salad today “We’ve defeated them militarily. They’ve dropped a couple of water mines ... We’ve defeated all of their water boats, too.” Yeah? What if they have hundreds of ground boats? Then what? 🤦🏻‍♂️
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is the photo of the year 😅 Bad Bad Bunny
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Just the beginning #pambondi
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If the weather's good, the Artemis II mission is gonna launch today and for the first time in 54 years a crew is going to be heading out of Earth's orbit, circle around the moon and come back. So they're going to the dark side of the moon and I'm sure they'll be playing Pink Floyd as they do 🌗
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Fuckin' Rush! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVw-...
youtube.com
Rush performs Finding My Way live | 2026 Juno Awards
YouTube video by CBC Music
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If you'd been out of the loop for a few years and then decided that you wanted to write a blockbuster movie about international crime and corruption, someone could bring you a script that is about the last few years and you would say no, nobody would believe this. Even if we put Tom Cruise in it!
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Anything “maxxing” should be killed in it’s crib
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Shouldn't this be the other way around? #trump #netanyahu
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
So Trump is begging allies to help keep the Strait of Hormuz open while they're allowing Iranian oil tankers to sail through the Strait because that'll help with global supplies of oil. Iran says that it will target any ships going through the Straits that are allied with the US. WTF
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Lots of TikTok and Instagram "Influencers" are jetting out of Dubai and leaving their pets to fend for themselves. Fuck influencers, punch one today, you'll feel better
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Trump honouring American war dead by pretending to be a kangaroo
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy International Women’s Day! Which really should be everyday
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The return of dead American soldiers Trump: I hope people buy these hats, I've got a lot of them Melania: Why he not dead yet? Vance: I miss my couch
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Russia’s deputy foreign minister has visited Iran’s embassy in Moscow to offer condolences following the killing of Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei The US wants Ukrainian drones and the expertise to use them against Iran Give Ukraine whatever it needs to hit Russia hard!
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I had respect for Messi, one of the greatest soccer players in the world today. No more Lionel Messi has been criticised for meeting President Trump and applauding the Iran war at an White House event honouring the Argentinian superstar and his Inter Miami team #messi
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Jubilation at today's protest. Some of the people I spoke to had mixed feelings about the attack on Iran by the US and Israel, but they were happy about the apparent death of the Iranian dictator. After 47 years of brutal oppression they need some good news, even though innocent Iranians will die
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
People are listing all the terrible things they'd rather do than watch the State of the Onion address. Why not do something awesome like sip on a nice cold beer and read a book about haunted houses? That's 1000 times better than watching Mango Man mangle the English language. Fuck that shit
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Anyone gonna watch Trump’s STFU speech tomorrow? I‘ve got a root canal scheduled, which will be a thousand times better than looking at shit-for-brains soil himself
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This photo of Andrew in the back of a cop car proves to me that the Royal Family actually are Reptilians
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" RIP Robert Duvall
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
PSA, unless something is actual verifiable "Breaking News", don't post it as such. There's enough click bait and bullshit on the Web. Thank you for your attention to this matter! ~ Grumpy old man
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Yesterday I joined at least 30,000 people here in Vancouver to protest against the brutal regime in Iran. In Toronto over 300,000 people protested! It may have fallen out of the news cycle, but the brutality continues and I stand with the people of Iran in their quest for freedom #iranfreedom
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Sadly, Canada isn't immune from mass shootings www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
10 dead, including suspect, in mass shooting in Tumbler Ridge, B.C. | CBC
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Catherine O'Hara is gone much too soon. She brought so much laughter into people's lives. From SCTV to Schitt's Creek she was a legend. I hope her and John Candy are having a blast up in comedy heaven. RIP #catherineohara
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Our Prime Minister and a friend put the boot to Trump
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Trump speaking at Davos #trump #davos
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This is how you protest, peacefully and passionately #freeiran #persianpride
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Thousands of people are here in downtown Vancouver protesting against the atrocities committed by the Iranian regime in their homeland. Young and old, men and women and children all crying for freedom. #iranfreedom #freeiran
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Who looks more like Jabba the Hutt...Steven Cheung, White House communications director, or Billy Long, US ambassador to Iceland?
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
France used to put pigs on trial for murder...with lawyers, judges and executions....just sayin'
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James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This is how we do it in Canada www.ctvnews.ca/kitchener/ar...
ctvnews.ca
New Canadians enjoy their first winter on the slopes with Waterloo Regional Police
Waterloo Regional Police traded patrols for snow pants as part of Tubing Day at Chicopee Tube Park in Kitchener.
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