James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026On 9/11, in the Canadian province of Newfoundland, thousands of travellers including many Americans were stuck at Gander airport. The people of Gander set up shelters for the passengers and many people took them into their homes. Those are the connections that are important. Neighbours always ✌🏼🇨🇦🇺🇸 000
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 02/09/2026One day Trump gets really hungry so he gobbles down his personal aide Natalie Harp. When she lands in his stomach, there's Mitch McConnell. "Oh wow, so this is where you disappeared to" she says, "the president ate you too" McConnell says "Nope, I got here through the back entrance" 000
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026August 24th, 1812. If you know, you know 010
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 01/08/2026This is a thing! Espresso, Coke, cocoa and vanilla foam ....Fridge Cigarette! 021
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The Iranian regime is terrible but somebody over there is making money mocking Trump 041
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Jimothy, your struggles are our struggles. Stay strong brother #jimothy 020
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Fuck you Trump. "We are holding Canada responsible for the fact that they are not properly maintaining their Forests, and Brush therein, and the United States is being unnecessarily invaded by filthy, polluted, and unhealthy air," He's describing himself; filthy, polluted, and unhealthy 😀 100
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 16/07/2026These are the new Trump coins that are going to be released soon. Mexico has the Peso and America will have the Pedo. If the guys who founded America in 1776 knew who the president would be 250 years later, they'd have gone back to England 121
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Ha ha, it's TACO Tuesday and Trump has made a u-turn on his 20-percent tariff announcement. That was on my Bingo card! 000
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 15/06/2026This is the most Trump thing ever, spending $60 million on an UFC event at the White House to celebrate his 80th birthday. Meanwhile the weather is going to be thunderstorms, high winds, torrential rain and clouds of mosquitoes and gnats. You read that correctly, a biblical infestation of pests 😀 140
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Loneliness-maxxing is amazing. Spend time with your favourite person, yourself. Forget about your stupid annoying relationships and anxieties and worries because nobody cares about them. All it takes is a day or two doing whatever the hell you want, to make you not care about that shit either 010
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 12/06/2026The Romans had bread and circuses, the Americans have pizza and UFC fights on the President's lawn. The forecast for DC this weekend is for very hot and humid weather, and Trump will love that, there's nothing like the sight of half-naked sweaty men grappling with one another that gets his attention 001
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Tonight's shooting at the event tonight is as fake as half the lips and boobs in attendance 000
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Terrible news from Louisiana. So sad. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comMass shooting rampage in Louisiana leaves eight children dead and others woundedSuspect was fatally shot, according to Shreveport police, who say victims ranged in age from 18 months to 14 years 000
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Trump's word salad today “We’ve defeated them militarily. They’ve dropped a couple of water mines ... We’ve defeated all of their water boats, too.” Yeah? What if they have hundreds of ground boats? Then what? 🤦🏻♂️ 110
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 06/04/2026This is the photo of the year 😅 Bad Bad Bunny 020
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 01/04/2026If the weather's good, the Artemis II mission is gonna launch today and for the first time in 54 years a crew is going to be heading out of Earth's orbit, circle around the moon and come back. So they're going to the dark side of the moon and I'm sure they'll be playing Pink Floyd as they do 🌗 010
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Fuckin' Rush! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVw-...youtube.comRush performs Finding My Way live | 2026 Juno AwardsYouTube video by CBC Music 000
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 31/03/2026If you'd been out of the loop for a few years and then decided that you wanted to write a blockbuster movie about international crime and corruption, someone could bring you a script that is about the last few years and you would say no, nobody would believe this. Even if we put Tom Cruise in it! 000
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Anything “maxxing” should be killed in it’s crib 000
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Shouldn't this be the other way around? #trump #netanyahu 011
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 16/03/2026 So Trump is begging allies to help keep the Strait of Hormuz open while they're allowing Iranian oil tankers to sail through the Strait because that'll help with global supplies of oil. Iran says that it will target any ships going through the Straits that are allied with the US. WTF 100
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Lots of TikTok and Instagram "Influencers" are jetting out of Dubai and leaving their pets to fend for themselves. Fuck influencers, punch one today, you'll feel better 010
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Trump honouring American war dead by pretending to be a kangaroo 001
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Happy International Women’s Day! Which really should be everyday 021
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 07/03/2026The return of dead American soldiers Trump: I hope people buy these hats, I've got a lot of them Melania: Why he not dead yet? Vance: I miss my couch 000
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Russia’s deputy foreign minister has visited Iran’s embassy in Moscow to offer condolences following the killing of Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei The US wants Ukrainian drones and the expertise to use them against Iran Give Ukraine whatever it needs to hit Russia hard! 010
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I had respect for Messi, one of the greatest soccer players in the world today. No more Lionel Messi has been criticised for meeting President Trump and applauding the Iran war at an White House event honouring the Argentinian superstar and his Inter Miami team #messi 000
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Jubilation at today's protest. Some of the people I spoke to had mixed feelings about the attack on Iran by the US and Israel, but they were happy about the apparent death of the Iranian dictator. After 47 years of brutal oppression they need some good news, even though innocent Iranians will die 010
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 25/02/2026People are listing all the terrible things they'd rather do than watch the State of the Onion address. Why not do something awesome like sip on a nice cold beer and read a book about haunted houses? That's 1000 times better than watching Mango Man mangle the English language. Fuck that shit 120
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Anyone gonna watch Trump’s STFU speech tomorrow? I‘ve got a root canal scheduled, which will be a thousand times better than looking at shit-for-brains soil himself 000
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 21/02/2026This photo of Andrew in the back of a cop car proves to me that the Royal Family actually are Reptilians 031
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 16/02/2026"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" RIP Robert Duvall 000
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 15/02/2026PSA, unless something is actual verifiable "Breaking News", don't post it as such. There's enough click bait and bullshit on the Web. Thank you for your attention to this matter! ~ Grumpy old man 010
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Yesterday I joined at least 30,000 people here in Vancouver to protest against the brutal regime in Iran. In Toronto over 300,000 people protested! It may have fallen out of the news cycle, but the brutality continues and I stand with the people of Iran in their quest for freedom #iranfreedom 042
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Sadly, Canada isn't immune from mass shootings www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...cbc.ca10 dead, including suspect, in mass shooting in Tumbler Ridge, B.C. | CBC 000
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Catherine O'Hara is gone much too soon. She brought so much laughter into people's lives. From SCTV to Schitt's Creek she was a legend. I hope her and John Candy are having a blast up in comedy heaven. RIP #catherineohara 083
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Our Prime Minister and a friend put the boot to Trump 010
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Trump speaking at Davos #trump #davos 0122
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 19/01/2026This is how you protest, peacefully and passionately #freeiran #persianpride 021
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Thousands of people are here in downtown Vancouver protesting against the atrocities committed by the Iranian regime in their homeland. Young and old, men and women and children all crying for freedom. #iranfreedom #freeiran 111
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Who looks more like Jabba the Hutt...Steven Cheung, White House communications director, or Billy Long, US ambassador to Iceland? 110
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 15/01/2026France used to put pigs on trial for murder...with lawyers, judges and executions....just sayin' 000
James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @dystopianpiscean.bsky.social · 15/01/2026This is how we do it in Canada www.ctvnews.ca/kitchener/ar...ctvnews.caNew Canadians enjoy their first winter on the slopes with Waterloo Regional PoliceWaterloo Regional Police traded patrols for snow pants as part of Tubing Day at Chicopee Tube Park in Kitchener. 121