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Dolphin Pilot

@theamitie.bsky.social
9.6K followers 970 following 42K posts

Social worker, jew, dad, dodger fan, he/him, תֹ֨ה֯וּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 23m
This umpire sucks ass it’s too hot to get this many calls wrong dog
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 1h
Lights are just right for the white Sox baby
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 1h
Get ready to see a lot of empty seats, it’s 20 degrees cooler
A picture of dodger stadium 30 minutes before game time
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 1h
The Chicago white Sox. Folks …
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 2h
Jesus fucking Christ it’s so hot already
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 4h
The Chicago white Sox? You mean the team that’s gonna win the World Series this year?
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 4h
Marble guy said dodgers in 4 ?
The guy who rolls marbles to determine who wins a playoff series
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 5h
When I say “you’re one of the good ones,” that’s the highest compliment, because all the other ones are bad
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 6h
I got a cold from the kids and a ticket to the game today. I’m gonna cook like a thanksgiving turkey but I’m about ready to run through a wall
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 17h
Lil man is remembering a play where a guy caught a baseball but dropped it and said this happened yesterday (?)
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 18h
h2p
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 18h
Please miss it
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 18h
Me tomorrow
static.klipy.com
Fireman On Fire Stunt
ALT: Fireman On Fire Stunt
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 18h
Haha. Thats for me!
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 19h
Damn this is really happening, huh
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 19h
What is happening, why is Pitt scoring more points and Virginia tech not scoring more points
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 19h
“Their punter is better than our punter”
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Tim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It!
ALT: Tim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It!
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 19h
Pitt isn’t losing and Penn State is?
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 19h
Pitt isn’t rolling over against a good team ? What the hell
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 19h
My longest hell yeah brother
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 19h
h2p
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 20h
h2p
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 21h
BG: today we watched scooby doo and it was hilarious. Scooby went down a slide and he fell into a big pile of trash and then a ghost showed up and said “boo”
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 21h
I love Cruce
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 21h
Hm. Not sure Pitt’s gonna win this one
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 21h
h2p
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 21h
Forgot all about this guy. What a fuckin lad
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 22h
I’m gonna have to put on a lot of butter tomorrow since sunscreen isn’t gonna do much
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 22h
Yes, this is what I will look like if the dodgers don’t win a third in a row. I’ll be disappointed
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 22h
My son has only seen the dodgers win two World Series, I’d like him to get to see 3
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 22h
Remember when Miguel Rojas hit a game tying home run in game 7 of the World Series last year and the dodgers won it all?
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Check out this image of Dustin Hermanson from 2004
2004 San Francisco giants pitcher with a goatee and freshly shaved chicks with stylized sideburns and a big fucking wad of chaw in his cheek
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Found another Michael Tracey parachute account
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s gonna be six major deaths
Tim Robinson saying “there’s a new marvel out”
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can someone just launch me from a cannon into a wall already
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@seidler.bsky.social hope no phillies fans see this (PHILLIES FANS LOOK AWAY)
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuckin Michael Vick got worse treatment after doing his time and nobody put a mic in his face for two straight years
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These fucking mosquitos, man
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolutely devastating
A comment on a video: I have never been dated and/or loved lol 

A reply to that comment: did the journal factory explode
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Congrats to my Philly friends for the sweet release. May you enjoy the your offseason and good luck to the birds
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Atlanta already chartered via Walt Weiss’s ears to LA
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m excited about the minions takeover on peacock
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a John rocker lookalike, the most popular lookalike in the tri-county area
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bros really thinking “ok lockout in 2027, what team can I get traded to in 2028 to win one ring”
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The roiling mass of Atlanta Brave/Joe Rogan fans tripping on DMT, driving their leased 2024 Mercedes into the wall of the I-85 deserve only the finest
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wonder what happens here if chris sale doesn’t have it
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The most HGH-loaded Cobb county financial manager telling Matt Olsen “good job buddy”
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Guy who teaches @teachsf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Keith Hernandez
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lights status for the Philadelphia Phillies: DIM ……………………..!!! BRIGHT
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eating some STEW with my Adam Corolla brand MANGRIA
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