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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨

@phosphorglow.bsky.social
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sometimes I feel like a swallow a swallow which by some mistake has gotten into an attic and knocks its head against the walls in terror 🏳️‍⚧️

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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 1h
guess who had another seizure
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normal-wife @category-fury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey all I am trying to stay here in Australia (and out of America) permanently but the cost of a partner Visa is a bit extreme. Please help me stay here with my beautiful partner Lucy for good! gofund.me/b264e145f
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Donate to Help Olivia stay in Australia (Partner Visa), organized by Olivia Borghi
Hi all I have been living here in Australia for 5 years now. I came here … Olivia Borghi needs your support for Help Olivia stay in Australia (Partner Visa)
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Nate Ming @nateming.bsky.social · 23h
I'm sorry
opening screenshot of Dragon Ball OP1 "Makafushigi Adventure," with the logo reading "COMEDIC PROLOGUE" and the katakana bubbles reading "SKIP TO Z"
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 23h
someone was like “hey trans rights” to me outside the store a minute ago which is awesome but also oh no am i that obvious 😭
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A small early Quest 64 screenshots with the caption "all hail Quest 64"
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok so i have decided i am going to try and get caught up on AEW, i haven't really watched a lot since the debut at this moment i am basically just going to be watching from the beginning of this year until now
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
now watching
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the NES was more powerful than i remember
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Cαrínα ᓚᘏᗢ @carina.delachancla.com · 28/09/2026
Excuse me?? 🤣
SNES Terranigma. The main character meets Beruga who wakes from a cryogenic chamber. He says, “I have no idea who you are, but thank you for arousing me.”
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dang I picked the wrong year to quit drinking
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
building my website and desperately searching for my phil collins clipart
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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💚𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💚 @drucifer.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
the sexual politics of “Batman & Robin” (1997) are so fascinating
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what???????
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
now watching
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when a piece of your heart can't stop and you're begging and you're pleading when you're making a mess instead can we stop fading? www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyX5...
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YouTube video by The Fall of Troy - Topic
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molly @mollyfied.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you are in no way prepared for just how gleefully weird and horny this 90s tech demo of a music video gets
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Peter Gabriel’s Sledgehammer is of course an incredible song and classic video, but we mustn’t forget its sequel music video, Steam, using INCREDIBLY of-its-time CGI/digital effects youtu.be/Qt87bLX7m_o?...
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Peter Gabriel - Steam
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can a dog be shot and killed by a finger gun? It can at least act like it was
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤷‍♀️
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when it’s dinner
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This guy has to know he missed out on a great career as a 1990’s R&B guy
Drue Tranquill
Kansas City Chiefs linebacker
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Autumnal Bortquinox @giantsizebort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*stumbles upon a video talking about how wolfmother wasn't really good and how andrew stockdale is a big piece of shit* me: hey y'know what I haven't listened to in a while? that first wolfmother lp,
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Wolfmother - Woman (Audio)
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
damn i wish i were capable of relaxing half this hard
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Buttpluggio” is my least favorite italian clown
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Transparency @transparency.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In 2024 I bought 64GB of DDR4 ram for around 120 dollars. Now that same bundle of sticks is sold for around 1000 dollars from the same retailer. I believe in prisons for CEOs.
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Helen McCarthy @helenmccarthy51.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Toshio Masuda, who directed both anime and live action movies, has died aged 98. May he rest in peace.
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"Street Wise She/Hercules" Ella Tailor $200/$700 @garaktailor.com · 26/09/2026
Thank you kind human! $250 more to make first half of rent payment by the first. Which will also get another Moxie eating churu video. Here she is pictured demanding Churu.
An orange and white cat standing patiently by an empty plate staring daggers at the camera
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"blackhole sun.... won't ya come...."
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hey
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
conker's bad penis
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salad bar ham cubes @flangy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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chess!! @videochess.world · 26/09/2026
i keep staring at the thumbnail of the 4.5hr majuular ultima online retrospective video that went up today and going no... i cant start this now... i need to save it. but i want to watch it badly
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is why i’m bad at shooters
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is such a funny launch banner to me like where's the soccer
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A man on threads saying “ha I look like a minion. Liver is failing.” With a pic of himself. A woman replies “banana heart break emoji”
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oops today was...fraught, almost forgot it was last fm friday here's what i listened to this week
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
every time i think about Altoona-style pizza my brain immediately thinks of Altoona, KS (a place i grew up near) and not Altoona, PA the pizza would make just as much sense coming from either place
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
brendan fraser has an official tiktok and i have never followed anyone so fast
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what was the deal with the n64 and fighting games with weird scoring systems? and why didn't that catch on elsewhere? i want more
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 25/09/2026
Someone recently pointed out the tooth on the AROUND THE FUR cover to me and it’s so charming. Knowing that she’s smiling changes the album fundamentally for me.
Deftones AROUND THE FUR
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
looka my toes mom
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'm always saying this
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/08/2024
dude, are you sure you want to leave? there are more horrors to witness
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
can’t sleep but at least Mr. President is here to keep me company while i watch AEW reruns
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